Monday, September 1, 2014

Always be concerned


Always be concerned with what God thinks about you than what people think about you.

A Little Help ;) A Cheerful Joke…


Ronald has been admiring his neighbor’s wife for quite sometime now. The neighbor’s wife always gives him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other.

Ronald didn’t know how to approach the lady to tell her of his desires because she’s married.

So, one day the lady approached Ronald alone in his apartment and the below is their conversation …

Ronald: Hi.

LADY: Hi.

Ronald: Is everything al right?

LADY: (smiling seductively) Yes. Just need a little help from you.

Ronald: (sheepishly grinning). Ok. What kind of help?

LADY : (stuttering) I… I… I just don’t know how to say this. I’ll be so ashamed of myself if I ask and you say no.

Ronald: (getting excited at the prospect of her demand). Oh! You don’t have to. I am ready to do anything for you.

LADY: You know it’s been over 3 weeks since my husband traveled…

Ronald: (very excited now) Yes! Yes! Yes!

LADY: (she continues) …And even when he’s around, he has some…(She paused for a moment), he has some form of disability and he hasn’t been able to perform his manly duties.

Ronald: Oh poor you! You must have been going through hell!

LADY: I know you are much stronger and able than he is.

Ronald: Of course. (Adjust his shoulders and look is muscles).

LADY: Will you be able to help me?

Ronald: (In cloud 9 now) Wow! Now? Sure, I’m ready if you are ready.

LADY: Oh thank goodness! That’s why I came to you. Can you help me carry the deep freezer from our kitchen to the next street for repairs?

If you were Ronald what will you do?? :P

Sunday, August 31, 2014

Every woman’s heart has different instructions


Every woman’s heart has different instructions. They are written through her eyes, in her smile, through her actions and in her tears. She just has to find someone who cares enough to read them.