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Keep Your Eyes on the Cross
My Heart Still Beats For You - Touching
After 1 years of break up....!
I found a message in my inbox... That message was my her...She wrote.... How is you dear .
Are you fine....
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My first expression after reading that..... was shocking...... The girl..... whom I never want to remember.....
Has messaged me......!
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Whole past get splashed inside my mind The time....We had spent together..... That time.... When we dream of our beautiful future....
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The time...... when she said me, Baby......we will prove this world.....that true love really exists....
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I just started crying.....by remembering that..... and suddenly I go pass by her profile......,
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There I saw...... Her status..... It was written that.. ''In a relationship" with....Name of that guy..... And saw her whole profile.....
It was seem like....she loved that guy very much....
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But I wanted to tell her.......That how much I love her..... but, now the time had changed....
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My hand went to keyboard... fingers on the keys.....
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I wrote.....
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Umm, nice to see you happy with him.....!
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With smiling smiley...... And give her blessings...For her relation... she too wanted to say something.....!
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But I know.........I should escape from her life...... As I don't want.....that our past splashes her new relation,
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I simply said...... Wow, nice to see your message.... I am fine and very happy with my new girl friend...... Although i know,
I should not spoke that lie.....
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But today also her happiness...... is my first preference... Yes ., My Heart Still Beats For You...??????????????
Poverty of Spirit
A poor man asked the Buddha, “Why am I so poor?”
The Buddha said, “you do not learn to give.”
So the poor man said, “If I’m not having anything?”
Buddha said: “You have a few things,
The Face, which can give a smile;
Mouth: you can praise or comfort others;
The Heart: it can open up to others;
Eyes: who can look the other with the eyes of goodness;
Body: which can be used to help others.”
So, actually we are not poor at all, poverty of spirit is the real poverty.
The Buddha said, “you do not learn to give.”
So the poor man said, “If I’m not having anything?”
Buddha said: “You have a few things,
The Face, which can give a smile;
Mouth: you can praise or comfort others;
The Heart: it can open up to others;
Eyes: who can look the other with the eyes of goodness;
Body: which can be used to help others.”
So, actually we are not poor at all, poverty of spirit is the real poverty.
I Love You Dad
In anger, the man took the child’s hand and hit it many times with wrench lying nearby not realizing that the child’s hands were too soft to handle such an attack.
At the hospital, the doctors had to amputate all the fingers as there were multiple fractures and fingers were badly mashed. When the child saw his repenting father , he asked, ‘Dad when will my fingers grow back?’ The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times. Devastated by his own actions. sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches; the child had written ‘LOVE YOU DAD’.
Anger and Love have no limits; choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life & remember this:
Things are to be used and people are to be loved.
The PROBLEM in today’s world is that people are USED while things are LOVED… Always Keep this thought in mind.
Watch your thoughts; they become words…
Watch your words; they become actions…
Watch your actions; they become habits…
Watch your habits; they become character..
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny….
Remember today is the only day you’ll have before it’s over. …..
Two concept for a truly happy life
Two concept for a truly happy life:
1) Use things, not people
2) Love people, not things.
Don't you pray before you Eat your food
Suddenly, they saw a lion in front of him.
They knelt down for prayers,
so that GOD would deliver him.
When they open their eyes, they saw the lion also kneeling down for prayers.
One Friend asked "Mr lion what are you doing ?"
The lion replied "Shut up! Don't you pray before you Eat your food?"
Professor vs Sailor..
A Professor was traveling by boat.
On his way he asked the sailor :
“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology ?
The sailor said no to all his questions.
Professor : What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.
After a while the boat started sinking.
The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology ?
The professor said no.
Sailor : “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.
On his way he asked the sailor :
“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology ?
The sailor said no to all his questions.
Professor : What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.
After a while the boat started sinking.
The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology ?
The professor said no.
Sailor : “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.
I'm not a one in a million kind of girl.
I'm not a one in a million kind of girl.
I'm a once in a lifetime kind of women.
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was not perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him to arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.......................
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She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English pretty good, and it say: POLISH REMOVER
Although his English was not perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him to arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland .
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.......................
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She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English pretty good, and it say: POLISH REMOVER
always find time for you.
No matter how “busy” a person is, if they really care,
they will always find time for you.
Nobody can change a person
Nobody can change a person, but
someone can be the reason for
a person to change.
I Couldn't Recognize You
Women Will be Women.
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One Day A 54 year old lady had a heart attack & was taken to the hospital.
While on the operation, she had a near death experience.
On that Time, Seeing God she asked, "Is my Life Completed?"
God replied, "No, you have another 34 years to live."
Upon Heart Recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital & have a Face-Lift, Liposuction, & Tummy Tuck. She even changed her hair colors and style also.. Now she looks like 40 years Women..
Finally she was released from the hospital.
One day, While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.
In Heaven, Arriving in front of God, she asked, "You said I had another 34 years to live. Why didn't you save me from the truck?"
(You'll love this)
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God replied: "I Couldn't Recognize You!"
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One Day A 54 year old lady had a heart attack & was taken to the hospital.
While on the operation, she had a near death experience.
On that Time, Seeing God she asked, "Is my Life Completed?"
God replied, "No, you have another 34 years to live."
Upon Heart Recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital & have a Face-Lift, Liposuction, & Tummy Tuck. She even changed her hair colors and style also.. Now she looks like 40 years Women..
Finally she was released from the hospital.
One day, While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.
In Heaven, Arriving in front of God, she asked, "You said I had another 34 years to live. Why didn't you save me from the truck?"
(You'll love this)
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God replied: "I Couldn't Recognize You!"
People say “never give up”
People say “never give up” but sometimes
giving up is the best option because you
realize you’re wasting your time.
Marriage does not guarantee
THE CRACKED POT
For a full two years this went on daily, with the bearer delivering only one and a half pots full of water in his master’s house. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments.
But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it was able to accomplish only half of what it had been made to do. After two years of what it perceived to be a bitter failure, it spoke to the water bearer one day by the stream.
“I am ashamed of myself, and I want to apologize to you.”
“Why?” asked the bearer. “What are you ashamed of?”
“I have been able to deliver only half my load because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your master’s house. Because of my flaws, you have to do all of this work, and you don’t get full value from your efforts,” the pot said.
The water bearer felt sorry for the old cracked pot, and in his compassion he said, “As we return to the master’s house, I want you to specially notice the beautiful flowers along the path.”
Indeed, as they went up the hill, the old cracked pot noticed the sun warming the beautiful wild flowers on the side of the path. But at the end of the trail, it still felt bad because it had leaked out half its load, and so again the pot apologized to the bearer for its failure.
The bearer said to the pot, “Did you notice that there were flowers only on your side of your path, but not on the other pot’s side? That’s because I have taken advantage of your flaw . I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back from the stream, you’ve watered them. For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate my master’s table. Without you being just the way you are and without your help , he would not have this beauty to grace his house.”
MORAL OF THE STORY: Do not underestimate yourself by comparing yourself with others. It’s our differences that make us unique & Beautiful.
So Expensive Parrots
Once a man went to buy a parrot.....
Man: These parrots seem nice, but show me the best and healthy ones....
Shopkeeper: Sure sir, I have three best parrots.....
Soon the shopkeeper brought those 3 parrots.....
Man: How much each of them costs...??
Shopkeeper: The 1st parrot costs 1000$, 2nd parrot costs 2000$ and the 3rd parrot costs 5000$.
Man: That's interesting, but why so expensive....??
Shopkeeper: The 1st parrot can speak many languages and even knows about Windows XP.....
Man: Wow...What about the second parrot...??
Shopkeeper: Well he also knows many languages, plus he knows some things about Windows XP and Linux Operating System....
Man: That's amazing....What about the 3rd one...Why he costs $5000....?? Which languages he knows...??
Shopkeeper: Well, frankly speaking, he just fires bad words and doesn't know anything, but the other two parrots call him"BOSS......!!"
Man: These parrots seem nice, but show me the best and healthy ones....
Shopkeeper: Sure sir, I have three best parrots.....
Soon the shopkeeper brought those 3 parrots.....
Man: How much each of them costs...??
Shopkeeper: The 1st parrot costs 1000$, 2nd parrot costs 2000$ and the 3rd parrot costs 5000$.
Man: That's interesting, but why so expensive....??
Shopkeeper: The 1st parrot can speak many languages and even knows about Windows XP.....
Man: Wow...What about the second parrot...??
Shopkeeper: Well he also knows many languages, plus he knows some things about Windows XP and Linux Operating System....
Man: That's amazing....What about the 3rd one...Why he costs $5000....?? Which languages he knows...??
Shopkeeper: Well, frankly speaking, he just fires bad words and doesn't know anything, but the other two parrots call him"BOSS......!!"
A Son’s Love to His Father
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Papa,
Don’t dig up that garden. Let me reveal a secret. That’ s where the bodies are buried.
Love, Vinnie
At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police were all over the place digging up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. Next day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Papa,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you, Vinnie
They say TREAT people
They say TREAT people the way you like to be treated.
I say treat people the way they treat you!
Cop vs Thief.. Very Funny Conversation
Cop : Where do you live ?
Thief : With my parents
Cop : Where does your parents live ?
Thief : With me
Cop : Where do you all live ?…
Thief : Together
Cop : Where is your house ?
Thief : Next to my neighbors house
Cop : Where is your neighbor house ?
Thief : If I tell you, you won’t believe me
Cop : Tell me
Thief : Next to my house.
Smart husband
Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
“Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty
clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I
return.”
but there is no reply…..
He sent another text,
“And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my
salary
at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car”
this time ,
She text back, “OMG really?”
Husband replied, :
“No I just wanted to make sure you got my first
message”
Pregnancy Humor
A young woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus.
When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more. She filed a court case on him.
In the court the man’s deference was:-
When the lady boarded the bus I couldn’t help noticing she was pregnant.
She sat under an advertisement, which read “Coming Soon- The unknown boon”
I was even more amused when she then sat under a shaving advertisement, which read:- “Williams stick did the trick”
Then I could not control myself any longer, when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read:- “Dun lop Rubber would have prevented this accident”
The case was dismissed.
The judge fell off his chair laughing.
Have a Hilarious Day.
The most beautiful thing in the world
The most beautiful thing in the world is to see your parents
smiling and knowing that you're the reason behind the Smile.
A Daddy’s Gift
As Graduation Day approached, the young man eagerly awaited the fancied car . Finally, on the morning of hisgraduation, his father called him into his private study. His father told him how proud he was to have such a fine son, and told him how much he loved him. He handed his son a beautifully wrapped gift box. Curious, but somewhat disappointed, the young man opened the box and found a lovely, leather-bound Bible, with the young man’s name embossed in gold. Angry, he raised his voice to his father and said “With all your money, you give me a Bible?” and immediately stormed out of the house, leaving the Bible. He carried grudges against his father for many years and lived separate ways.
The young man was now a very successful in business. He had a beautiful home and wonderful family. He decided to see his very old father whom he hadn’t seen since that graduation day. Before he could make arrangements, he received a telegram telling him his father had passed away, and willed all of his possessions to his son. He needed to come home immediately and take care of things.
When he arrived at his father’s house, sudden sadness and regret filled his heart. He began to search through his father’s important papers and saw the still new Bible, just as he had left it years ago. With tears, he opened the Bible and began to turn the pages. And as he did, a car key dropped from the back of the Bible. It had a tag with the dealer’s name, the same dealer who had the sports car he had desired. On the tag was the date of his graduation, and the words PAID IN FULL.
How many times do we miss Spirit’s blessings and answers to our prayers because they do not arrive exactly as we have expected?
i love my friends
Everyone has a Friend during each stage of Life. But
Only lucky ones have the Same Friend in all stages of Life.
5 undeniable Facts of Life
5ive undeniable Facts
of Life :
1.
Don't educate
your children
to be rich.
Educate them
to be Happy.
So when
they grow up
they will know
the value of things
not the price
2.
Best awarded words
in London ...
"Eat your food
as your medicines.
Otherwise
you have to
eat medicines
as your food"
3.
The One
who loves you
will never leave you
because
even if there are
100 reasons
to give up
he will find
one reason
to hold on
4.
There is
a lot of difference
between
human being
and being human.
A Few understand it.
5.
You are loved
when you are born.
You will be loved
when you die.
In between
You have to manage...!
of Life :
1.
Don't educate
your children
to be rich.
Educate them
to be Happy.
So when
they grow up
they will know
the value of things
not the price
2.
Best awarded words
in London ...
"Eat your food
as your medicines.
Otherwise
you have to
eat medicines
as your food"
3.
The One
who loves you
will never leave you
because
even if there are
100 reasons
to give up
he will find
one reason
to hold on
4.
There is
a lot of difference
between
human being
and being human.
A Few understand it.
5.
You are loved
when you are born.
You will be loved
when you die.
In between
You have to manage...!
Through a Rapist’s Eyes
Dear friends,
Many of you may not have heard of the incident that happened to a friend of my son last week at about 6:30 pm right in front of the thickly-populated area of BPI-Katipunan, near shoppersville. she parked her car right in front of BPI to make awithdrawal and to do some groceries.
As she was getting into her car after doing her chores, a man suddenly appeared beside her and tried to bully her into moving to the passenger seat. when she pressed her car horn to call attention, he pushed her in the car and pinned her down with his elbow on her neck.
It was a good thing that she had the presence of mind to continue to struggle and press on her car horn to catch attention(even if she had to use her foot to do this) Her assailant even tried to make people believe that it was a domestic matter by telling the crowd not to get involved as it was a “private matter”. But with the onlookers multiplying by the second, her assailant finally gave up and ran. that was when she stood up and shouted for help. Thank God the guy got caught and is now under police custody.
Last Saturday, during the inquest, she told me that what gave her the guts to fight her assailant was the article “THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” forwarded to our e-groups! about a week prior to her attack. I am re-forwarding the article (you can find it at the bottom of this (e-mail) for everyone’s benefit. please tell your friends, family, and loved ones about this. It works. may i just add that to a certain extent, we have to get ourselves involved if we see violence being committed on anyone like calling on a security guard or a police officer even if it appears to be a domestic matter. It seems that a lot of attackers use that tactic to get away with violence. Not many people know how to take care of themselves when faced with such a situation. Everyone, please be very, very careful.
THOUGHT THIS WAS GOOD INFO TO PASS ALONG…
FYI – Through a rapist’s eyes! A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:
1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.
2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.
3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.
4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.
5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.
6] Number three is public restrooms.
7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.
8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.
9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.
10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.
POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:
1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.
2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.
3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.
4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.
5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our
instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.
6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.
7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.
FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….
I know you are smart enough to know these pointers but there will be some, where you will go “hmm I must remember that” After reading, forward it to someone you care about, never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.
2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has
saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.
5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, insidethe passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .
b. If you! u are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seatnearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).
7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
I’d like you to forward this to all the women you know. It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle. I was going to send this to the ladies only, but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc., you may want to pass it onto them, as well.
Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.
Best Break-Up Letter Ever!!
Best Break-Up Letter Ever!
A soldier stationed in Pakistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Rocky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great.
I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love,
Bocky..............
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.
In addition to the picture of Bocky, Rocky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:
Dear Bocky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Rocky
A soldier stationed in Pakistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Rocky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great.
I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love,
Bocky..............
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters or ex-girlfriends.
In addition to the picture of Bocky, Rocky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope.... along with this note:
Dear Bocky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the hell you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Rocky
A successful marriage requires
“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,
always with the same person.”
Teacher and wayne ~ Very funny joke
Teacher: - what's wrong?
Wayne :- our house is very small. Me, my mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Wayne are you sleeping?' Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye"
Teacher:- tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer.
The following morning Wayne comes back with a severe black eye again.
Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again?
Wayne:- Dad asked me again, Wayne are u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead still. Then my dad & my mom started moving, you know, at the same time Mum was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a hyena on the bed.
Then my dad asked my mum, Are you coming?
Mum said, Yes I'm coming, are you coming too?
Dad answered:- Yes. They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said “wait for me, I'm also coming!”
Wayne :- our house is very small. Me, my mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Wayne are you sleeping?' Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Black eye"
Teacher:- tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer.
The following morning Wayne comes back with a severe black eye again.
Teacher:- My goodness why the black eye again?
Wayne:- Dad asked me again, Wayne are u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead still. Then my dad & my mom started moving, you know, at the same time Mum was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a hyena on the bed.
Then my dad asked my mum, Are you coming?
Mum said, Yes I'm coming, are you coming too?
Dad answered:- Yes. They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said “wait for me, I'm also coming!”
Husband and Wife ~ Hilarious Conversation
Wife to Husband: Come help me in garden..
Husband: What do you think I am a gardener?
Wife: Come fix the toilet faucet..
Husband: What do you think I am a plumber?
Wife: Come fix the door handle..
Husband: What do you think I am a carpenter?
(The husband went out but when he came back, He saw that everything was fixed..! The garden, toilet faucet & the door handle..)
He asked his Wife who did It?
The Wife Said: Its the neighbour's Pintu's father, but He gave me to options... either to make him a Burger; or have A Kiss with him.
Husband: I'm Sure, you gave him a Burger
Wife: What do you think I am 'McDonald's' ?
Amen.
Lord, please calm my soul today so many things are out of my control and I need your love to soothe me and calm me down… I know you love me Lord and that love lets me know it will be OK Forgive me for my craziness and lead me to YOU. Amen.
death vs guy
Death Came To A Guy And Said, “My Friend Today Is Your Day”
Guy:- “But I’m Not Ready!”.
Then Death Said, “Well Your Name Is The Next On My List”.
Guy:- “Okay Why Don’t You Take A Seat And I Will Get You Something To Eat Before We Go?”
Then Death Said,”All Right..”
The Guy Gave Death Some Food With Sleeping Pills In It,
Death Finished Eating And Fell Into A Deep Sleep
The Guy Took The List & Removed His Name From Top Of The List And Put Into The Bottom Of The List.
When Death Woke Up He Said To The Guy, “Because You Have Been So Very Nice To Me,
I Will Start From The Bottom Of The List..”
MORAL: Whatever Is Written In Your Destiny…Will Never Change No Matter How Much You Try To…!
how many times you prove it…
It doesn’t matter how many times you say “I Love You” ,
what counts is how many times you prove it…
A Heart-Breaking Love Story
A Heart-Breaking Love Story
There Was A Guy Who Was So Tired Of Reading His Girlfriend’s
Message..
Because,
There Are Always “I Love
Yew, I Miss Yew Or Have Yew
Eaten Yewr Meals” ?
One Night While Lying On Bed, He Received a Text Message From
Her..
He Didn’t Read It Instead, He Went
To Sleep..
In The Morning, He Woke By A Call
From His Gf’s Mom..
She Was Crying While Telling Him
That His Girlfriend Was Killed That Night She Texted Him..
He Remember The Message &
Read it..
“Honey Pls Come & Help Me, Some1 is Following Me.. Pls”:(((
MORAL: Never Ignore A Person Who Loves & Cares Foh Yew Because, One Day Yew May Realize Yew’ve Lost The Moon While Counting The Stars…
The Founding of KFC
In 1955, at the age of 65, he was living on a monthly check of only $105. After paying off his debts, he was virtually broke. Not wanting to accept his fate, he decided to franchise his method of cooking chicken using a secret recipe he developed, and decided to go on the road to sell his recipe to restaurants.
For 2 years, Harland Sanders traveled America, visiting over 1000 restaurants, door to door. He would cook his chicken for the restaurant owners on the spot, and if they liked it, they would enter into an agreement with him. However, everywhere he went, he faced rejections, doors being slammed in his face, even insults and criticism. Nobody gave him a chance.
Undaunted, he persisted, and finally, at the 1009th restaurant, he met a man who was willing to adopt his idea.
By 1964, 10 years from the day he started, there were 600 restaurants selling his trademark chicken. And today, around the world, there are more than 11,000 KFC outlets in 80 countries. All because a 65 year old man never gave up on his dream.
Moral:
It’s a number game. If a 65 year old man can face more than a thousand rejections and setbacks before succeeding, then what about us?
Everyone says love hurts
Everyone says love hurts, but that is not true.
Loneliness hurts.
Rejection hurts.
Envy hurts.
Everyone gets these things confused with love.
But in reality love is the only thing in this world
that covers up all pain and makes someone
feel wonderful again.
Don't Copy, if you can't Paste
A famous inspirational speaker said :
" Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife. "
Audience was in shock and silence.
He added : "She was my mother"
(A big round of pause & laughter)
A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.
After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen :
" Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife "
Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker.
.
.
.
By the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water !!!
Moral : Don't Copy, if you can't Paste...
" Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife. "
Audience was in shock and silence.
He added : "She was my mother"
(A big round of pause & laughter)
A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.
After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen :
" Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife "
Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker.
.
.
.
By the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water !!!
Moral : Don't Copy, if you can't Paste...
Supporting People With Invisible Illnesses
It's hard to explain to someone who has no
idea of the daily struggles you face.
Feeling pain, feeling unwell, feeling awful
inside whilst looking perfectly fine on the outside.
Putting on a brave face for everyone.
Please share this on your status if you,
or someone close to you, has an invisible illness.
There are many forms - Chron's, PTSD, Anxiety,
Depression, Diabetes, Lupus, Fybromyalgia, MS,
ME, Arthritis, Cancer, Heart Disease,
Epilepsy, Autism, Alzheimers and the many
other types of invisible illness coped with daily.
Never Judge What You Don't Understand
Maths ~ Very funny
A little boy was doing his math homework & saying:
2+5, the son of a bitch is 7
3+6, the son of a bitch is 9. . .
His Mom: What are you doing?
Boy: I'm doing maths homework
Mom: this is how your teacher taught you?
Boy: Yes
Infuriated, Mom asked the teacher the next day-
'What are you teaching my son in maths?'
Teacher: Right now, we are learning addition.
Mom: you teaching them to say 2+ 2, the Son of a bitch is 4?
Teacher after laughing: What I taught them was, 2+2, The Sum of Which is 4 !
A CUP OF COFFEE
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor.
Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.
Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups – porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite – telling them to help themselves to the coffee.
When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: “If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress.” Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee. In most cases it is just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups. And then you began eyeing each other’s cups.
Now consider this: Life is the coffee; the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, and the type of cup we have does not define, nor change the quality of Life we live. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee God has provided us in life.”
God brews the coffee, not the cups. Enjoy your coffee!
MORAL:
“The happiest people in life don’t have the best of everything.
They just make the best of everything.”
Live simply. Love generously.
Care deeply. Speak kindly.
Leave the rest to GOD!
Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.
Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups – porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite – telling them to help themselves to the coffee.
When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: “If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress.” Be assured that the cup itself adds no quality to the coffee. In most cases it is just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups. And then you began eyeing each other’s cups.
Now consider this: Life is the coffee; the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, and the type of cup we have does not define, nor change the quality of Life we live. Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee God has provided us in life.”
God brews the coffee, not the cups. Enjoy your coffee!
MORAL:
“The happiest people in life don’t have the best of everything.
They just make the best of everything.”
Live simply. Love generously.
Care deeply. Speak kindly.
Leave the rest to GOD!
Don't read success stories,
Don't read success stories, you will only get a message.
read failure stories, you will get some ideas to get Success.
A Nice story with a good moral.
How The Hate We Carry Can Burden Us.
A kindergarten teacher has decided to let her class play a game.
The teacher told each child in the class to bring along a plastic bag containing a few potatoes. Each potato will be given a name of a person that the child hates, so the number of potatoes that a child will put in his/her plastic bag will depend on the number of people he/she hates.
So when the day came, every child brought some potatoes with the name of the people he/she hated. Some had 2 potatoes; some 3 while some up to 5 potatoes.
The teacher then told the children to carry with them the potatoes in the plastic bag wherever they go (even to the toilet) for 1 week.
Days after days passed by, and the children started to complain due to the unpleasant smell let out by the rotten potatoes. Besides, those having 5 potatoes also had to carry heavier bags. After 1 week, the children were relieved because the game had finally ended.
The teacher asked: "How did you feel while carrying the potatoes with you for 1 week?" The children let out their frustrations and started complaining of the trouble that they had to go through having to carry the heavy and smelly potatoes wherever they go.
Then the teacher told them the hidden meaning behind the game. The teacher said: "This is exactly the situation when you carry your hatred for somebody inside your heart. The stench of hatred will contaminate your heart and you will carry it with you wherever you go. If you cannot tolerate the smell of rotten potatoes for just 1 week, can you imagine what is it like to have the stench of hatred in your heart for your lifetime?"
Moral of the story:
Throw away any hatred for anyone from your heart so that you will not carry sins for a lifetime. Forgiving others is the best attitude to take!
Mother’s Sacrifice for her child
“This is a true story of Mother’s Sacrifice during the Japan Earthquake.
After the Earthquake had subsided, when the rescuers reached the ruins of a young woman’s house, they saw her dead body through the cracks. But her pose was somehow strange that she knelt on her knees like a person was worshiping; her body was leaning forward, and her two hands were supporting by an object. The collapsed house had crashed herback and her head.
With so many difficulties, the leader of the rescuer team put his hand through a narrow gap on the wall to reach the woman’s body. He was hoping that this woman could be still alive. However, the cold and stiff body told him that she had passed away for sure.
He and the rest of the team left this house and were going to search the next collapsed building. For some reasons, theteam leader was driven by a compelling force to go back to the ruin house of the dead woman. Again, he knelt down and used his had through the narrow cracks to search the little space under the dead body. Suddenly, he screamed with excitement,” A child! There is a child! “
The whole team worked together; carefully they removed the piles of ruined objects around the dead woman. There was a 3 months old little boy wrapped in a flowery blanket under his mother’s dead body. Obviously, the woman had made anultimate sacrifice for saving her son. When her house was falling, she used her body to make a cover to protect her son. The little boy was still sleeping peacefully when the team leader picked him up.
The medical doctor came quickly to exam the little boy. After he opened the blanket, he saw a cell phone inside the blanket. There was a text message on the screen. It said,” If you can survive, you must remember that I love you.” This cell phone was passing around from one hand to another. Every body that read the message wept. ” If you can survive, you must remember that I love you.” Such is the mother’s love for her child!!”
Never opologize for what you feel.
Never opologize for what you feel.
it's like saying sorry for being real