Fake Friends vs Real Friends

Fake Friends - Never ask for food..
Real Friends - Are the reason you have NO food!
Fake Friends - Call your parents Mr. / Mrs.
Real Friends - Call your parents Dad / Mom :)
Fake Friends - Never have seen you cry..
Real Friends - Cry with you
Fake Friends - Borrow your stuff for a few days, then give it back
Real Friends - Keep your stuff so long, they forget it's yours!
Fake Friends - Know a few things about you..
Real Friends - Could write a book about you :P
Fake Friends - Would knock on your front door..
Real Friends - Walk right in and say "I'm home!" :)
Fake Friends - Will help you up when you fall over
Real Friends - Will jump on top of you and shout "dog pile!"
Fake Friends - Are around for a while..
Real Friends - Are for life :)
Fake Friends - Say "love you" in a joking manner
Real Friends - say "I love you" and they mean it :)
Fake Friends - will read this.
Real Friends - will share this :)