Every woman’s heart has different instructions. They are written through her eyes, in her smile, through her actions and in her tears. She just has to find someone who cares enough to read them.
Life is very short
Life is very short, so break your silly egos, forgive quickly, believe slowly, love truly, laugh loudly and never avoid anything that makes you smile…
Today is a brand new day. A fresh start. Replace any negativity with positivity.
You have to draw the line.
~Unknown
Don’t block the exit.
Don’t block the exit. If someone wants to leave, release them and hold on to your peace.
No explanation needed.
Sometimes you just have to take a day to shut the world out so you
can open up to yourself and deal with your thoughts. To disconnect
and enjoy your own company. And you don’t need to feel guilty or
apologize or try to justify needing space. You just do what
you need to do to take care of yourself, and that’s it.
No explanation needed.
(Author - Dele Olanubi)
You can erase someone from your mind easily
You can erase someone from your mind easily,
but getting them out of your heart is another story.
I hope you find that person.
~Unknown.
Woman Gets A Facelift And Asks A Man To Guess Her Age. Then He Does This! - Hilarious.
A woman decides to have a face lift for her birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home she stops at a newsstand to buy a paper. Before leaving, she asks the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?”
“About 32″, the clerk replies.
“I’m actually 47,” the woman says happily.
A little while later, she goes into McDonald’s, and upon getting her order, asks the counter girl the same question. She replies, “I’d guess about 29.”
The woman replies, “Nope, I am 47.” Now she is feeling really good about herself.
While waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man the same question. He replies, “I’m 78 and my eyesight is starting to go. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was, but it requires you to let me put my hands up your shirt and feel your boobs. Then I can tell exactly how old you are.”
They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of the woman, and she finally said, “What the hell, go ahead.”
The old man slips both hands up her shirt, under her bra, and begins to feel around. After a couple of minutes, she says, “Okay, okay, how old am I?”
He removes his hands and says, “You are 47.”
Stunned, the woman says, “That is amazing! How did you know?”
The old man replies, “I was behind you in line at McDonald’s:)
“About 32″, the clerk replies.
“I’m actually 47,” the woman says happily.
A little while later, she goes into McDonald’s, and upon getting her order, asks the counter girl the same question. She replies, “I’d guess about 29.”
The woman replies, “Nope, I am 47.” Now she is feeling really good about herself.
While waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man the same question. He replies, “I’m 78 and my eyesight is starting to go. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was, but it requires you to let me put my hands up your shirt and feel your boobs. Then I can tell exactly how old you are.”
They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of the woman, and she finally said, “What the hell, go ahead.”
The old man slips both hands up her shirt, under her bra, and begins to feel around. After a couple of minutes, she says, “Okay, okay, how old am I?”
He removes his hands and says, “You are 47.”
Stunned, the woman says, “That is amazing! How did you know?”
The old man replies, “I was behind you in line at McDonald’s:)
Life's not always perfect ...
Life's not always
perfect, but it's
always what you
make it. So make it
count, make it memorable
and never let anyone
steal your happiness.
Don't chase people.
Don't chase people.
Be yourself, do your own thing and work hard.
The right people ~ the ones who really belong in your life
will come to you and stay.
Quote by Will Smith
If someone is not treating you with love and respect.
— Don Miguel Ruiz
Engineer dies and reports :P
St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer, you’re in the wrong place.”
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, the engineer is becoming a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Devil up on the telephone and asks with a sneer, “So, how’s it going down there in hell?”
Devil replies, “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, lets see what this engineer is going to come up with next.”
God replies, “What??? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake “he should never have gone down there, send him up here.”
Devil says, “No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him.”
God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue.”
Devil laughs uproariously and answers, “Yeah right and just where are you going to get a lawyer, when all of them are here”.
Choose your words carefully.
The words you speak are powerful. They can mend a broken heart and help repair a shattered mind. They can also destroy a person's confidence and make people feel worthless.
Choose your words carefully.
Every Love Story Is Not A Fairy Tale.
Love stories in reality are not like the ones in fairy tales or movies. No matter how much we talk about love and no matter how much we have fun dating, going for dinners and going for holidays… in the end you just need that one person in your life who is utterly honest and loyal to the relationship and makes efforts to strengthen it. Some one who gives you his time and attention. Someone who is by your side when you need him the most. Someone who can stand by you and hold on to you firmly when life gets tough. Someone whom you can trust blindly when the world goes crazy around you. It zeroes down to having someone who respects you and loves you just the way you are and is proud to have you in his life and vice versa … Aarti Khurana
Three things of life that once gone, never come back:
The Real Pearl Necklace
How she wanted that necklace, and when she asked her mother if she would buy it for her, her mother said, “Well, it is a pretty necklace, but it costs an awful lot of money. I’ll tell you what. I’ll buy you thenecklace, and when we get home we can make up a list of chore that you can do to pay for the necklace. And don’t forget that for your birthday Grandma just might give you a whole dollar bill, too. Okay?”
God allows all things to happen for valid reasons
God allows all things to happen for valid reasons. Some will be revealed to us, some won’t. We need not to seek nor understand those reasons, but to have faith in His wisdom.
How to tell you are married
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men.
That night all three would wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: “The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my life. I love you.’ Then we made love all night long.”
The mistress: “Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we had wild sex all night”.
The married woman: “I sent the kids to stay at my mother’s house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, ‘What’s for dinner, Batman?’
That night all three would wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: “The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my life. I love you.’ Then we made love all night long.”
The mistress: “Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we had wild sex all night”.
The married woman: “I sent the kids to stay at my mother’s house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, ‘What’s for dinner, Batman?’
When someone walks out of your life, let them.
Don’t Fall In Love With Just Vital Statistics.
Here’s to all the guys who think that the beauty of a woman is in her looks or the figure she carries. Don’t get carried away by the curves on a woman’s body. Love has nothing to do with looks, age, body weight or the color of the skin. Love is about a feeling of being connected. It’s about being connected together through hearts, souls and minds. So don’t fall in love with the vital statistics of a woman’s body….Fall in love with the beauty of her heart and soul because looks can fade with time but nothing can change a beautiful heart and a beautiful soul…. Aarti Khurana
Marry the guy Who loves to hold your hand
9 ways to live life to the fullest.
9 ways to live life to the fullest.
1. Be the leader of your own journey.
2. Think I CAN more often.
3. Keep talking small steps toward the life you want to live.
4. Count your blessings, and stop thinking about what you don't have.
5. Share your love openly and honestly.
6. Say goodbye to some and hello to others.
7. Know that the grass is not greener on the other side, it's greener where you water it.
8 Take more risks.
9. Push the boundaries of your comfort zone, quickly and often.
Banana Test - Personality Test
Banana Test
There was a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals, a Lion , a Chimpanzee , a Giraffe , and a Squirrel , who pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Never let him go
Don’t fall in love with a guy just because he is rich, handsome and popular. Fall in love with a guy who loves to stay up at night just to see you breathing or to see you smiling while you are dreaming. Fall in love with a guy who loves the way you sip your coffee or the way you chew your food. Fall in love with a guy who loves the way you smile or the way you wrinkle up your nose. Fall in love with a guy who loves to hear your heartbeats, your cute little stories, your silly jokes and your laughter. Fall in love with a guy who hates to even blink his eyes because he doesn’t want to miss a single thing about you. A guy who thinks that every single moment spent with you is priceless. Fall in love with a guy who thinks you are his only treasure and he just can’t afford to lose you at any cost. This is the guy who will make you see your real worth and love you till the end of his life. Never let him go…. Aarti Khurana
Never beg someone to love or be with you
Any relationship is a blessing
Any relationship is a blessing that comes without conditions or expectations. Whether forever or for a season, God puts and removes people in your life for a reason.
I felt some strange transformation inside
I panicked, I was frightened for my own safety. Maybe it is better to call the police? Then I realized that a woman‘s voice becomes weaker, so I knew I have to act quickly. Can I run away from this? Finally I decided that I have to help this unknown woman even if I am risking my own life. I felt some strange transformation inside, the moral and physical strength, so I ran behind the bushes. I pulled the attacker off the girl, we felt to the ground and grappled for several minutes. Then the assailant jumped up and ran away.
Breathing hard I slowly came up to the girl, who was cowering behind a tree. It was dark, so I could not see her face clearly. I felt, that she is very frightened, so I talked to her from a distance: „You are safe now, it‘s ok, the man had run away.“ After a few moments I heard her words with a great amazement in her voice: „Dad, is that you?“. And then I realized, that the girl was my youngest daughter.
Being strong.
We all have our days where we feel we can't survive.
We all have our days where
we feel we can't survive.
Sometimes dreams are shattered,
Friendship may fall apart.
Loved one's may hurt us.
Finances may worry us.
Sickness may overtake us.
We may even lose people we
love. But God will ALWAYS
be there to guide us through even
the toughest of times. Never lose
FAITH. Hold onto HOPE.
TRUST in GOD ALWAYS!
How humble you are in person that matters
It doesn’t matter how big you succeed in life, it’s how humble you are in person that matters.
I forgot where I live :P
A ninety-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing, when a young man walks by and asks him what’s wrong. Through his tears the old man answers, “I’m in love with a twenty-five-year-old woman.”
“What’s wrong with that?” asks the young man.
Between the sobs and sniffles, he answers, “You can’t understand. Every morning before she goes to work, we make love… At lunchtime she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and we have more sex, the best an old man could want. And then at suppertime, and all night long, we make love.” He breaks down, no longer able to speak.
The young man puts his arm around him. “I don’t understand. It sounds like you have a perfect relationship. Why are you crying?”
The old man answers, again through his tears, “I forgot where I live.”
“What’s wrong with that?” asks the young man.
Between the sobs and sniffles, he answers, “You can’t understand. Every morning before she goes to work, we make love… At lunchtime she comes home and we make love again, and then she makes my favorite meal. In the afternoon when she gets a break, she rushes home and we have more sex, the best an old man could want. And then at suppertime, and all night long, we make love.” He breaks down, no longer able to speak.
The young man puts his arm around him. “I don’t understand. It sounds like you have a perfect relationship. Why are you crying?”
The old man answers, again through his tears, “I forgot where I live.”
Love Is Not A Synonym Of Sex..
To all the guys who think that love is a synonym of sex. Remember that loving a woman doesn’t mean taking her to your bed for your physical pleasures or to fulfill your sexual fantasies. Loving a woman means respecting her ethics and values. Loving a woman means honoring her desires and being her best friend. Loving a woman means supporting her and cheering her up during her not so happy days and cherishing her in every possible way. And last but not the least don’t love a woman just because you lust for her body. Try to see her inner beauty because actually loving a woman means touching her heart and soul to the core and treating her heart as if it was your own… Aarti Khurana
I won’t settle for anything less.
Life is not about riding ina BMW or Porsches.
Beautiful Woman
She can deal with stress, carry heavy burdens. She smiles when she feels like screaming, she sings when she feels like crying. She cries when she's happy, laughs when she's afraid, her love is unconditional. There's only one thing wrong with her. She forgets what she's worth!
I am strong.
I am strong.
I am resilient.
I try my best.
I value my life.
I am not perfect,
I am the perfect me.
I never give up.
I am empathetic.
I am a warrior,
ready to conquer.
I am not broken.
I am loving.
I take things one day at a time.
I’m independent.
I’m human.
I’m a survivor.
What Are White Dots On My Nails?
WHAT ARE THE WHITE DOTS ON MY NAILS? LEUKONYCHIA
What is it?
Leukonychia is a medical term for white spots appearing on the fingernails usually due to dehydration, fungal infection, deficiency of potassium & zinc, nail trauma, eczema or the psoriasis.
Sometimes it is harmless, while in other cases it may be a sign of an underlying medical problem such as nutritional deficiency. Occasionally, white spots on nails may indicate an allergic reaction to a product used on the nail, such as nail polish, hardener, or polish remover.
The occurrence of white spots or patches under the nails due to the presence of air bubbles between the nail and its bed, it is usually caused by:
No matter how bad it hurts
You deserve better now. You deserve someone who appreciates you and who won’t play with your delicate heart.. Just like a cut on your hand will take time to heal, your broken heart needs time to heal as well. That’s not the end of your life. You will get over that pain you’re having right now and one day you’ll be happy again.
Orebela Gbenga quotes
Orebela Gbenga quotes
I can promise that I will love you…
I’m not perfect,
I’ll make mistakes,
I’ll do stupid things that will annoy you,
I’ll cause pointless fights,
I’ll make things worse when I mean to make them better,
I’ll criticise and frustrate you,
I’ll get jealous with out cause,
I can’t promise that life with me will every be easy.
But I can promise that I will love you
More than anyone else could love you
Always and Forever.
Don’t blame people for disappointing you..
A Butterfly's Lesson
Then a man decided to help the butterfly. He took a penknife and cut the cocoon. The butterfly immediately got out, but her body was weak and feeble, and the wings were barely moving.
A man continued to watch at the butterfly, thinking that now her wings would spread and she would fly. However, that did not happen.
The rest of her life the butterfly had to drag her weak body and wings that weren’t spread. She was unable to fly, because a man who wanted to help her did not realize that an effort to enter through the narrow gap of the cocoon was necessary for the butterfly, so that the life-giving fluid would move from the body to the butterfly’s wings and that the butterfly could fly. Life forced the butterfly to leave her shell hardly, so that it would become stronger and would be able to grow and develop.
If we were allowed to live without meeting difficulties, we would be via-ble. Life gives us challenges to make us stronger.
Life is too ironic.
Life is too ironic.
It takes sadness to know what happiness is, noise to appreciate silence, and absence to
value presence!
You won’t be the same person
“And once the storm is over,
you won’t remember how you
made it through, how you
managed to survive. You won’t
even be sure whether the
storm is really over. But one
thing is certain, when you come
out of the storm, you won’t be
the same person who walked in.
That’s what this storm’s
all about.” - Haruki Murakami
Always be yourself.
Marriage Joke
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.
“Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!
TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going 2 STICK! Careful.. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!”
The wife stared at him. “What is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”
Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.
“Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!
TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going 2 STICK! Careful.. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?
Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!”
The wife stared at him. “What is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”
Don’t let past relationships and old mistakes ruin your future
Don’t let past relationships and old mistakes ruin your future. Don’t let someone or something that didn’t make it in your life continue to hurt you. If you do, you’re still giving a portion of your life to something that no longer exists – it’s like letting your happiness slip into a black hole. Learn the lesson, release the pain, and move on. Scars remind us of where we have been, not where we are headed.
Stay true to yourself.
Stay true to yourself. Take everyday challenges in your stride and strive to make a journey of life exactly what you dream for.
Always Choose A Man With A Good Character.
Don’t fall for a man just because he is handsome, attractive and all the girls call him sexy. A man is not sexy because he parties hard and dates to sleep with around women. The sexiest man is the one who can fight the world for his woman and stick to her through all the ups and downs of her life. A man is sexy when he has just one woman in his life and he loves her unconditionally with all his heart and soul. The sexiest man is the one who never makes his woman cry for his time and attention and can do anything to see a smile on her face. The sexiest man is the one who will never let his woman go to bed feeling undesirable or unwanted. A man who never cheats on his woman and never betrays her for any other woman. And last but not the least the sexiness of a man lies in his unconditional love, his truthfulness, his honesty and his faithfulness for the woman he loves. So don’t choose a man because of his good looks. Be wise and choose a man because of his good character…. Aarti Khurana
TOP 20 NATURAL PAINKILLERS IN YOUR KITCHEN
Top 20 Natural Painkillers List
1) Ginger (add to 1-2 teaspoons daily to diet for general muscle pain)
2) Cloves (chewed gently for toothache / gum inflammation)
3) Apple Cider Vinegar (1tbsp mixed with water before meals for heartburn)
4) Garlic (made into a special oil for earache – recipe at the original article)
5) Cherries (joint pain, headaches – 1 bowl per day)