Funny Difference between Wife & Girlfriend

Difference between Wife & Girlfriend

Wife is like a TV &
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.
At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your MOBILE.

Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE.

TV is free for life,
but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky & most of the time old.
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy & very portable.

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high & demanding.

TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't.

Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (you talk & listen) but
with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)

Last but not least..
TV's don't have viruses, but MOBILE's often do...
Take Care.

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