Teacher and Student Conversation

Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"
Teacher: Did you make this poem yourself??
Student: Yes Sir !
Teacher: Nice to meet you, William Shakespeare
Teacher: Which one is more important for us, Son or Moon?
Student: Of course Moon
Teacher: Why??
Students: The moon gives us light in night when we need it BUT the sun gives us light in day when we don't need it..
Teacher : What will you do after growing up?
Student : Facebooking
Teacher : No! I mean what will you Become?
Student : Admin of Facebook pages
Teacher : O My God! I Mean what will you Achieve when you grow up?
Student : Facebook Admin Rights
Teacher : Idiot! I Mean what will you do for you Parents ?
Student : I create a page for them on FacebooK."I Luv Mom and Dad".
Teacher : Stupid! What do you parents want from U? :@
Student : My Facebook password.
Teacher : Oh God!