20 Signs You’re Succeeding In Life - Even If You Don’t Feel You Are.

There are many ways you can feel successful in life and many signs that you are being a success in life. Here are 20 Signs You’re Succeeding In Life Even If You Don’t Feel You Are... and you will feel good about yourself.

1. Your relationships are less dramatic than they used to be.

Drama is not maturity. As we age, we should develop maturity. So maybe your relationships were drama-filled in your past, but if you have moved beyond that, then you are successful.

2. You are not afraid to ask for help and support any more.

Asking for help does not equal weakness. In fact, it is a strength. No person has ever succeeded in isolation. It takes teamwork to accomplish goals. Asking or help is a sign that you have grown as a person.

3. You have raised your standards.

You don’t tolerate bad behavior any more – from other people, or even yourself. You hold people accountable for their actions. You don’t spend time with the “energy vampires” in your life anymore.

4. You let go of things that don’t make you feel good.

No, this is not narcissistic even though it might seem like it. Self-love is success. Love yourself enough to say ‘no’ to anything that doesn't make you happy, doesn't serve your purpose, or drags you down.

5. You appreciate who you see in the mirror.

Ideally, you should appreciate who you see in the mirror at every moment. But even if that doesn't happen, if you do it more than you used to, then that is success. Love yourself. You are awesome.

Polish Man Married A Canadian Girl

Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so, and although his English was far from perfect, the couple got on very well. One day, though, he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked if he could arrange a divorce for him, “Very quick”! 
The lawyer explained that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked these questions:
LAWYER: “Have you any grounds?”

POLE: An acre and half, and a nice 3 bedroom house.

LAWYER: “No, I mean what is the foundation of the case?”

POLE: “It is made of concrete, bricks & mortar.”

LAWYER: Does either of you have a real grudge?”

POLE: No, We have a carport and don’t need a grudge.

LAWYER: “I mean, what are your relations like?”

POLE: “All my relations live in Poland.”

LAWYER: “Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”

POLE: “Yes, we have hi-fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound.

LAWYER: “No, I mean does your wife beat you up?”

POLE: “No, I’m always up before her.”

LAWYER: “Why do you want this divorce?”

POLE: “She going to kill me!”

LAWYER: “What makes you think that?”

POLE: “I got proof.”

LAWYER: “What kind of proof?”

POLE: “She going to poison me. She buy bottle at drug store and I read label. It say
“Polish Remover.”

What Would You Do If I Died?

WIFE: What would you do if i died? Would you get married again?
Husband: No…
Wife- Why not? Don’t you like being married?
Husband: Of course I do.
Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
Husband: Ok, ok, I’d get married again…
Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife…?
Husband: Yes, it’s a great house.
Wife: Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear .
Wife: Would you give her my Jewelry?

What’s A Healthy Relationship?

True friendship is letting those around you not only”be themselves” but “be their best”.

A healthy relationship is one where two independent people just make a deal that they will help make the other person the best version of themselves.

Installing A Husband

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled another valuable program, Romance 9.5.

And then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

What can I do?

A Collection Of Dreams Symbols And What They Mean

Everyone has a window into their own subconscious in the dream world. Unfortunately, we forget most of them. This is why, if you are invested in finding meaning in your dreams, you should keep a dream journal. Just quickly jot it down upon awakening. With time, this practice will become easy.
Follow-Your-DreamIn a general sense, if you dream positively or about the future, this means that your psychic and emotional work has been done, and you have few issues. on the other hand, negative dreams could be a sign that there are issues in your life that need addressing.
The dream you’re having is an opportunity to work on whatever it is needs work.
Sometimes our dreams will follow a certain theme for a length of time. If you’re having a recurring dream, then you’re being told something. It’s your responsibility to find out why. This is why we’ve compiled these major dream symbols and their meanings, in alphabetical order for easy reference.


Yourself represented as a youth in a dream could mean missed opportunities. An older version of yourself could represent health issues. Seeing other elderly people in your dreams could represent good luck.

Some People Are Not Capable Of Love

Hurting people hurt others and it’s so painful and frustrating trying to love someone that continually strikes out. What they need is forgiveness and love. Love never fails. It’s hard not to give up, especially when it’s family. They are broken. The love of God is the great healer. Pray hard! ~ Theresa Wilt

Forgiveness does not always lead to a healed relationship. Some people are not capable of love, and it might be wise to let them go along with your anger. Just wish them well and take care of yourself.

Everyone is capable of love, some are just lost, afraid and broken, so love is difficult or them to find, accept, share & show. The better sentiment would be, ” We can’t connect with everyone, especially those who are not ready to open up to the love we want to share. It’s ok to let them go and wish them well in their search for someone to be happy with.” ~ Maureen Navadomskis

The True Mark Of Maturity

The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back.

I have been hurt by loved ones in my life but I learned you cant teach a dog new tricks unless they are willing to admit to their mistakes and learn from them. Now I just cut those kind of people out of my life and my life has re-positive, I got to be tough and move on. ~ Chiye Kaneshige

Height Of Misunderstanding

Mr. Padro comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: “I have great news… I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going to have a baby!”
The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can’t tell anybody.”
The next day, Mrs. Padro receives a telephone call from Gas & Energy Co. because the electricity bill has not been paid.
” Am I speaking to Mrs. Padro? ”
“Yes… speaking”
Gas & Energy Co. guy, “You’re a month overdue, you know!”
“How do YOU know?” stammers the young woman.
“Well, ma’am, it’s in our files!” says the Gas & Enrgy Co. guy.
“What are you saying? It’s in your files… HOW ???”

The Best Form Of Stress Relief Based On Your Zodiac Sign


Rams are busy people, often trying to live life to the fullest. Often times, you're so energetic that you blow right through the week and don't enjoy the little things. When you're stressed out, take a day off. Go out and enjoy nature. Pamper yourself a little. Just slow down.


Taurus are hard workers that take failure very personally. Recognize that everyone fails from time to time and that it doesn't signify incompetence. When you're stressed out, go easier on yourself. Take a break from work. Meditate. Spend some time considering your options.

What A Loyal Wife

There was a C.A., who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife…
‘When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.’

And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart. He died soon.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there,dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket.

The obdient wife said, ‘Wait just a moment!’

The Surrogate Father

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, ‘Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.’
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. ‘Good morning, Ma’am’, he said, ‘I’ve come to…’
‘Oh, no need to explain,’ Mrs.. Smith cut in, embarrassed, ‘I’ve been expecting you.’
‘Have you really?’ said the photographer. ‘Well, that’s good. Did you know babies are my specialty?’
‘Well that’s what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat !.
After a moment she asked, blushing, ‘Well, where do we start?’

What Does Your Palm Line Says About Your Love & Marriage?

Oddly enough, when I tried this I got the same height measurement.  I’m pretty sure this is accurate because I tend to be gentle, sensitive, have amazing common sense, and pretty much hate anything sudden (unless it’s something good).  
Try it out and see what your palm lines have to say about your love life.

The Joys Of Marriage

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:

“Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I’ll be home before midnight. – Your Husband”

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:

“Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don’t wait up.

What The Shape Of Your Chin Reveals About Your Personality

Can you tell just by looking at someone if they’re likely to cheat? Who is the biggest gossip? What does your chin type tell others about you? Face reading has been in practice going as far back as ancient China. Here’s the scoop on what the shape of your chin says about you.

The Six Chin Types

1 Square Chin

People with square chins are often thought of as very attractive (think of Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie); however, they can also be extremely stubborn. If you have a square chin, you probably get straight to the point in your conversations, and you don’t try to hide what you’re thinking. A person with a square chin is less likely to compromise when it comes to getting what they want; this can make them hard for others to deal with.

2 Short and Narrow Chin

If you have this type of chin, you may be more sensitive than other people. Unkind words sting and the world can seem like a tough place to you, but you aren’t afraid to let others know when you’re ticked off. This chin type has a tendency to be hot-tempered and fiery. They can also be a lot of fun in social settings, as long as nobody pushes their buttons. Watch what you say around them because they love to gossip.

3 Protruding or Jutting Chin

People with jutting chins have lots of energy. They tend to be confident going into new situations, and they can be forceful at work. This tendency to have a high drive and goal-orientation makes them excellent in leadership roles, but it can also make them come off as pushy. People with this chin type may be habitual flirts that tend to cheat on their partners.

Very Emotional and Inspiring Marriage Story

On my wedding day, I carried my wife in my arms. The bridal car stopped in front of our one-room flat. My buddies insisted that I carry her out of the car in my arms. So I carried her into our home. She was then plump and shy. I was a strong and happy bridegroom.

This was the scene of ten years ago.

The following days were as simple as a cup of pure water: we had a kid, I went into business and tried to make more money. When the assets were steadily increasing, the affections between us seemed to ebb. She was a civil servant. Every morning we left home together and got home almost at the same time. Our kid was studying in a boarding school. Our marriage life seemed to be enviably happy. But the calm life was more likely to be affected by unpredictable changes. Dew came into my life. It was a sunny day. I stood on a spacious balcony.

Dew hugged me from behind. My heart once again was immersed in her stream of love. This was the apartment I bought for her. Dew said, You are the kind of man who best draws girls eyeballs. Her words suddenly reminded me of my wife. When we just married, my wife said, Men like you, once successful, will be very attractive to girls. Thinking of this, I became somewhat hesitant. I knew I had betrayed my wife.

5 Simple Comebacks For Dealing With Rude People

Rude people suck, but there's no way to get around it: you're going to run into one now and then. These are 5 great ways to deal with rude people.

1. Tell them you appreciate their perspective.

When someone is being rude to you, they don't expect graciousness, or any kind of positive emotions to come at them. If anything, it'll disarm them and make them realize you appreciate different viewpoints, including theirs.

2. Thank them.

Put on a smile and say "thank you." It's a subtle way to acknowledge their rudeness and opt out of engaging them on it. It shows you're in control of your emotions.

Check What The Length Of Your Thumb Reveals About Your Love Life

Your thumb can say quite a bit about relationships and how you interact with your loved ones. If you find yourself curious about a potential mate, all you need to do is take a look at their thumbs to see if your personalities will match well.

The human thumb is an evolutionary advantage; it is opposable, unlike the other hand digits, and only has two distinct phalanges (bones that make up the fingers). All of the other fingers on the human hand have three. For centuries, palmists have used the length, flexibility, and shape of the thumb to determine how a person interacts with others.

Those who practice palmistry will say that that the length of the thumb can indicate how faithful a partner will be, how flexible or closed-minded he or she will be, and their level of generosity. As a rule, palmists maintain that the longer a person’s thumb, the more faithful they will be, and the more flexible the thumb, the more open-minded and tactful the person will be. Thumb shape plays an important role as well: more delicate thumbs denote a more sensitive personality, while a short, clubbed thumb can indicate a stronger- even brutal- personality However; there has been closer study of three distinct types of thumbs, and each type’s general personality traits.

Type A

In type A, the first part of the thumb is longer than the second one. People with this thumb type are incredibly passionate. They may also tend to become obsessed with their partners. Any person dating this type needs to be prepared for some serious devotion! If you have this thumb type, make sure that you do not become too dependent on your partner for happiness.

Type B

A “Type B” thumb has an equal top and bottom half. Those with this thumb type are balanced and calm. They do not fly off the handle, and they carefully plan out every move they make. If you have this thumb type, you may have noticed that, since you take things slowly, you come off as disinterested in a partner. If you are currently dating someone with this type of thumb and they appear aloof, never fear! They may just be taking their time to get to know you better.

Ten More Minutes.

While at the park one day, a woman sat down next to a man on a bench near a playground. “That’s my son over there,” she said, pointing to a little boy in a red sweater who was gliding down the slide. “He’s a fine looking boy” the man said. “That’s my daughter on the bike in the white dress.”

Then, looking at his watch, he called to his daughter. “What do you say we go, Melissa?” Melissa pleaded, “Just Ten more minutes, Dad. Please? Just Ten more minutes.” The man nodded and Melissa continued to ride her bike to her heart’s content. Minutes passed and the father stood and called again to his daughter. “Time to go now?”

Again Melissa pleaded, “Ten more minutes, Dad. Just ten more minutes.” The man smiled and said, “OK.” “My, you certainly are a patient father,” the woman responded.

The man smiled and then said, “Her older brother Tommy was killed by a drunk driver last year while he was riding his bike near here. I never spent much time with Tommy and now I’d give anything for just ten more minutes with him. I’ve vowed not to make the same mistake with Melissa. She thinks she has ten more minutes to ride her bike. The truth is, I get Ten more minutes to watch her play.”

Moral: Life is all about making priorities, and family is one and only priority on top of all other, so spend all time you can with loved ones.

People Judge Your Personality Based On These 5 Small Things

1. Your clothing color choices.
According to Psychology Today, the color of clothes you wear says more about who you are than many other superficial features. People who choose darker, earth tones, blacks or grays tend to be more sensitive and artistic. People who wear red tend to be perceived as lively people.

2. Nail biting.
Some body focused behaviors, like nail biting, can indicate to people that you're impatient, frustrated, or that you react ti certain situations with anxiety or boredom.

3. The shoes you wear.
It may sound a little catty, but some psychologists think you can judge a person by their shoes. Examining the cost, style, color and condition of a shoe can tell you much about someone's income, political affiliation, gender, and possibly even age.

4. Your handshake.
This shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone, but your handshake can exude confidence or weakness. You can also determine a lot about how introverted or extroverted a person is based on the strength of their handshakes.

5. Your handwriting.
According to one study, people with small, meticulous handwriting come off as shy, where as people with larger, sloppier handwriting appear more outgoing. They also found people who were careful about how their writing appeared and wrote slowly were more empathic and sensitive.

I Think One Of The Greatest Feelings In The World

I think one of the greatest feelings in the world is when someone openly tells you how much you mean to them.

I love that feeling of being in love, the effect of having butterflies when you wake up in the morning. That is special. ~ Jennifer Aniston

I think that one of the things that you do learn is that falling in love and being in love with someone is a rarity. That you don't fall in love as many times as you think you're going to. And then when you do, it's really special; it's really important. ~ Julianne Moore

They say marriage will change you but it didn't change me. Being in love changed me. ~ R. Kelly

31 Life Changing John Lennon Quotes

1. "Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans."
2. "Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted."
3. "Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it."
4. "Only by trying on other people's clothes do we find what size we are."
5. "Produce your own dream. If you want to save Peru, go save Peru. It's quite possible to do anything, but not if you put it on the leaders and the parking meters. Don't expect Carter or Reagan or John Lennon or Yoko Ono or Bob Dylan or Jesus Christ to come and do it for you. You have to do it yourself."
6. "Declare it. Just the same way we declare war. That is how we will have peace… we just need to declare it."

A Night In The Bar

Who Are You? I’ve never seen you before…

Man: Yeah! I just lost my job and came here for a drink
Bartender: What kind of Job?

Man: Well. I am a Consultant.
Bartender: Whats that?
Man: Its a logical thinker.
Bartender: Logical Think, what?
Man: Let me explain it with an Example.
Do you have a dog?

Bartender: Yes!

A Mum's Heart ~ Awesome Story

A 16 year old boy asks his Mum: "Mum, what are you going to get me for my 18th birthday ??

The Mother answers, "son that's still a long way"

The boy turns 17 & one day and he faints. His Mum takes him to the hospital & the doctor said "Madam your child has a bad heart".

The child On the stretcher Says, "did he tell you I'm going to die?" "Mum Starts crying". The boy finally recovers on his 18th Birthday, he comes home& on his bed was a letter his mum had left him.

The letter said "Son if you are reading this its because everything went well. Remember the day you asked me what was i giving you on your 18th birthday & didn't know what to Answer you??.

"I gave you my heart" take care of it and happy Birth day Son"

The mother was dead because she had to give up her heart to her son. Nothing is bigger than MOM's Heart...

15 Things A Girl Wants From Her Guy But Won't Ask For

15 things a girl wants from her guy but won't ask for:

1. Good morning/goodnight texts.
2. Pictures taken together.
3. Surprises, especially little ones.
4. Visiting & bringing her favorite food.
5. A hoodie with his scents all over it.
6. Really long hugs.
7. Slow dances.
8. Sincere compliments.
9. Singing her favorite song, even if it's out of tune.
10. A cute stuffed toy to hug when he's not around.
11. Real, deep conversations.
12. Nonsense but funny conversations too.
13. His "gentelmanliness."
14. Comfort and patience when she'sin tears.
15. Telling her how much you love her.

A lady went to store to buy a parrot

A lady went to store to buy a parrot and asked the sale’s man, “what’s so special about the parrot ?”

Sale’s man says the parrot can talk.

So the lady asks the parrot, “how do I look ?”
The parrot replied “you look like a prostitute!”
The lady got pissed off, and tells the sale’s man that it’s a very rude parrot and she cannot buy it.

When Man Needs A Woman

Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess. Because just like a game of chess, the Queen protects a King.

Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really wants to do-fall in love with men who are weak and irresponsible. ~ Richard J. Needham

A GOOD WOMAN can only take so much. Don't underestimate her desire be happy even if it means moving on without you.

Men will NEVER learn

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.

It's a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving.

Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says;

“So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.

Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.

This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!

Mistress Humor

A husband and wife were having dinner at a fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that??!!"

"Oh," replies the husband, "that was my mistress."

The wife says, "That's it; I want a divorce."

"I understand," replies her husband, "but remember, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But... the decision is yours."

Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Jim?" she asks.

"That's his mistress," replies her husband.

"Oh," says the wife, "... Ours is prettier."

If you choose to stay in an unhappy relationship

You can be happy in an unhappy relationship as long as your relationship with your own being is strong. Never depend on someone else for your own happiness. Took me 39 years to figure that out but I did it. You can too. Always look within.

If you choose to stay in an unhappy relationship, then you choose to stay UNHAPPY!

7 Reasons LOVE is Good for Your HEART

A growing body of research indicates that what is known as love and positive attitude has a very strong effect on our biological system to not only live happier, but live longer. Effects of love on the heart and vascular system causes secretion of different “good hormones” to lower stress hormones and blood pressure. 7 reasons love is good for your heart:

1- Laughter makes blood flow more freely.

2- Hugs release Oxytocin and remove stress from the heart.

3- When you meet someone that your heart goes crazy for, your heart gets a workout.

4- Spending time with a loved one lowers blood pressure.

5- Love letters may lower blood cholesterol.

6- Holding hands calm nerves.

7- A positive attitude lowers risk of heart attack.

Fall In Love

One day, a young guy and a young girl fell in love.
But the guy came from a poor family. The girl’s parents weren’t too happy.
So the young man decided not only to court the girl but to court her parents as well. In time, the parents saw that he was a good man and was worthy of their daughter’s hand.
But there was another problem: The man was a soldier. Soon, war broke out and he was being sent overseas for a year. The week before he left, the man knelt on his knee and asked his lady love, “Will you marry me?” She wiped a tear, said yes, and they were engaged. They agreed that when he got back in one year, they would get married.
But tragedy struck. A few days after he left, the girl had a major vehicular accident. It was a head-on collision.

I wish I was the same soul I used to be

Unfortunately, our past had a clean soul like a child. I rather be childlike and free, than wise and bitter. Wise and clean soul like a child would be ideal. Don’t lose the happy child within your soul. ~ Leigh Rivera

It’s still in there, only very deep and well hidden so you can’t see it any more. I keep it locked away in a safe place, protected and resting unused. ~ Sheila Bright

I'm not the same soul I once was. A lot has changed. A lot had to change. So you should't expect out of me what I embodied in the past. For that part of me no longer exists.

On The First Day Of Their Marriage

On the first day of their marriage, wife and husband decided and agreed not to open the door for anyone! 

On that day first, husband’s parents came to see them, they were behind the door. Husband and the wife looked at each other, husband wanted to open the door, but since they had an agreement he did not open the door, so his parents left.

After a while the same day , wife’s parents came , wife and the husband looked at each other and even though they had an agreement , wife with tears on her eyes whispered , I can’t do this to my parents , and she opened the door. 

4 Lies To Stop Telling Yourself

We often tell ourselves lies in to make us feel better about life, however white lies only hamper your progress.

Here are some common white lies people tell themselves:

1- I am what I am
This is not true, your behavior is more than what you are and are not yourself in moments of crisis.YOU contain powerful, dynamic, and complex parts. Your personality has different parts, some of which are painful and destructive at times, like anger and resentment; others are good and generous like gratitude, compassion, and love. Sometimes your body reacts with anger, sometimes with love. When you are unaware of these elements of your personality they can control you. When you are self-aware you can choose not to be the victim of emotions that are destructive and painful, instead you can choose emotions that are healthy and constructive. When you are angry, choose to deal with the situation with patience. This is hard to do but how easy it is to live in isolation caused by destructive anger?

2- I have no time
This is a poor excuse, a white lie you tell yourself to get rid of your responsibilities. You always have time for your health and wellness. You have time to get your body in shape and eat healthy. You have to want it enough to make yourself a priority. Six months from now you will be much better, or sad you did not start already. Make it your goal and hit the gym, work out at home, or bicycle to work. You have time!

Why some woman remain single?

She's single because she refuses to change her relationship status for someone who falls short for what she deserves. Knowing her self value, she's chosen to preserve a spot in her heart for a real man, someone mature enough to understand that loyalty, commitment, and honesty is a priority and not an option...

She doesn’t need a man to make her complete or maybe, she’s just best when taking care of herself rather than waiting with baited breath for ‘the one’.

She’s single because she chooses to be single and she finds her company to be enough.

A million men can tell a woman she is beautiful

Never measure your self worth through compliments because you will be looking for your “worth” in others for ever. ~ Brigitte Nicole

I never thought that that could be true until I found the love of my life and now when he says I LOVE YOU all I have to do is look in his eyes and I know it’s really true. ~ Carla Simmons

A million men can tell a women she's beautiful , but only time she'll listen is whenit's said by the man that she loves

If the man she loves won’t tell her she will go find someone who does.

Woman Gets Home Early And Catches Her Husband Cheating. Then He Says This.

A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

‘You disrespectful pig!’ she cried. ‘How dare you do this to me – a faithful wife, the mother of your children? I’m leaving you. I want a divorce!’

And Paddy (for it was he) replied, ‘Hang on just a minute, love, so at least I can tell you what happened.’

‘Fine, go ahead,’ she sobbed, ‘but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!’

And Paddy began – ‘Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for y ou last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight.

The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don’t use because I don’t have good taste.

6 Signs Your Partner Is Manipulating You

1. You find yourself emotionally volatile.

The one thing the manipulator enjoys more than anything is to guilt you. When you're made to feel guilty about something, you often find yourself feeling self-hate. Self-hate leads to emotional volatility. One thing you'll notice is a sense of stability returning to your life.

2. You're finding your relationships with others are getting worse.

Your manipulating partner may have, without you even really realizing it, pulled you away from people you love. Those friends you lost contact with are probably still ready and willing to be around you. Try reconnecting with people.

3. You have a horrible sense of self.

The presence of a manipulating person in your life can be a large one. In the same way the earth casts a shadow on the moon, blacking it out fully during a solar eclipse, the manipulator can cast a shadow over you and your personality. Without them blocking out the sun, you remember who you are and have a better sense of yourself.

4. You forget things you once enjoyed.

The manipulator probably took you away from your favorite hobbies in the same way they took you away from people you love. When you leave them, suddenly you remember how much you enjoy chess and hiking and you fully understand you've left a manipulator.

5. You never feel at peace.

With a manipulator in your life, you never truly feel at peace with yourself and the world you live in. If you escape the manipulator, it may take time to find inner peace, but it'll happen.

6. You feel like you can't trust anyone.

It may take time, but your trust in others will be restored eventually.

Parrot Humor

Once a man went to buy a parrot.....

Man: These parrots seem nice, but show me the best and healthy ones....

Shopkeeper: Sure sir, I have three best parrots.....

Soon the shopkeeper brought those 3 parrots.....

Man: How much each of them costs...??

Shopkeeper: The 1st parrot costs 1000$, 2nd parrot costs 2000$ and the 3rd parrot costs 5000$.

Man: That's interesting, but why so expensive....??

Shopkeeper: The 1st parrot can speak many languages and even knows about Windows XP.....

Man: Wow...What about the second parrot...??

Shopkeeper: Well he also knows many languages, plus he knows some things about Windows XP and Linux Operating System....