Amazing Reply Of Wife

Sometimes I think men can take for granted what us women have to go through to bear their children, some  of us have to give up our careers for a while, our friends, our figure, our social life, the list goes on. Not to mention it can be an emotional rollercoaster. In theory us women are walking miracles, without us there would be no human life on this earth.
When I read this story I don’t think this guy realised how hurtful his comments were, it takes hard work to get back in to shape after having a baby, it doesn’t happen straight away. He should appreciate all that he has been given.
Read the full story below: 

A husband was unhappy with his wife’s recent figure after giving birth to their firstborn child...

Just weeks after returning home from the hospital, the husband was walking behind his wife and remarked, "Your bottom is getting so big, it looks like an old washing machine."

The wife kept quiet and refused to dignify his comment with a response at the time.

When bedtime came around, the husband was feeling horny and decided to proposition his wife for a night of lovemaking.

To his request, she responded, "I'm not starting the old washing machine for such a small load."

"You better do it by hand.''

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That’s me and I’m free.

I am in competition with no one. I run my own race. I have no desire to play the game of being better than anyone, in any way, shape, or form. I just aim to improve, to be better than I was before. That’s me and I’m free. ~Jenny G. Perry

I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I'm out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~ Marilyn Monroe

I love a man with a great sense of humor and who is intelligent - a man who has a great smile. He has to make me laugh. I like a man who is very ambitious and driven and who has a good heart and makes me feel safe. I like a man who is very strong and independent and confident - that is very sexy - but at the same time, he's very kind to people. ~ Nicole Scherzinger

The best man

The best man you’ll ever have isn’t the best looking, the funniest, or the richest. He’s the one that makes you feel gorgeous, hilarious and like a million dollars. He’s the one that makes sure you feel loved and wanted.

A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more peace and content in life than simply being a good husband and father. ~ Frank Abagnale

If you want to be a real human being - a real woman, a real man - you cannot tolerate things which put you to indignation, to outrage. You must stand up. I always say to people, 'Look around; look at what makes you unhappy, what makes you furious, and then engage yourself in some action. ~ Stephane Hessel

An Old Lady Tells The Doctor About Her Gas Problem. His Solution Was Brilliant.

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says :

“Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much.

My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office.

You didn’t know I was farting because they don’t smell and are silent.

The doctor says,”I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week.”

The next week the lady comes back.

“Doctor,”she says,”I don’t know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts…although still silent…stink terribly.”

The doctor says,”Good !!! Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”:)

15 Secrets For Creating Meaningful Relationships

In today’s fast paced world of OkCupid, Grindr, Tinder, and tons of other apps, it can hard to find meaningful relationships with people. Relationships can be fickle and come with no warranties, so it’s important that we learn to make the most of them and make them as meaningful as possible. Here are 15 tips:

1. Don’t sacrifice who you are. Be yourself. If you pretend to be someone else, you’re building a relationship on lies.

2. Don’t let other people tell you how to feel. You’re smart enough to know how you feel.

3. Accept that others make mistakes. You will too.

4. Don’t let yourself suffer. Suffering is a choice.

5. Don’t try to change your partner. It won’t work unless they want to change.

6. You see others the same way you see yourself. Recognize they’re your flaws, not anyone else’s.

A Real Relationship

A real relationship is the one where your love for your partner is much higher than your ego. Where your understanding of each other’s feelings is greater than your conflicts. Where your emotional bonding is so strong that the fights cannot survive for longer than a few minutes. Where there is so much intimacy, honesty and freedom that there is no room jealousy. Where you respect each others personal space and where there no space for a third person to come in between. A real relationship is the one where you treasure and treat each others heart as your own. A real relationship is not a struggle for control, domination or power. It is a struggle for making your bond stronger and stronger each day with more love, peace and harmony. A real relationship is where both partners get inner peace just by being with each other and where all their conflicts and fights end up in each others arms….Aarti Khurana

A Glass of Milk, paid in Full - SHORT INSPIRATIONAL STORY

One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided to ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water. She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk.

He drank it slowly, and then asked, “How much do I owe you?” “You don’t owe me anything,” she replied. “Mother has taught us never to accept pay for a kindness.” He said, “Then I thank you from my heart.”As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt stronger physically, but his faith in God and man was stronger too.

Year’s later that young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in specialists to study her rare disease. Dr. Howard Kelly who was well known consultant now was called in . When he heard the name of the town she came from, something stirred within. Dressed in his doctor’s gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at once. He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to her.

After a long struggle, the battle was won. Dr. Kelly requested the business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to her room. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally she looked . A hand written scribble on the side of the bill caught her attention.

It read ” Paid in full with one glass of milk”

Signed, Dr. Howard Kelly.

Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed: "Thank You, God, that Your love has spread broad through human hearts and hands."

10 Things Authentic People Do Differently

When you encounter an authentic person, you’re meeting someone who has learned to live fully through their own soul. They haven’t chosen a scripted life where societal pressures tell them what to do. They are the definition of liberated people, and there’s a good reason they’re drawn to you.
It’s not easy to become authentic. You often have to reevaluate your whole entire life and come up with a new way of existing. Old jobs may not fit, old friends may feel out of place, but don’t worry, you’re growing into an authentic person.

What do truly authentic people do differently?

1. They say what’s on their minds and voice their opinions firmly, but not with anger. Some people may not disagree, but that doesn’t matter to authentic people.
2. They choose a career path that they enjoy, not what their parents or friends believe is right for them. They make their choices based on happiness, not money.
3. They don’t fear taking a path in life that not many travel. In fact, they find it most comfortable and exhilarating.
4. They fall in love with themselves before they fall in love with anyone else, and they don’t feel like they need permission to be themselves. They wouldn’t want to be anyone else.
5. They do things their own way when it works for them. They don’t bend to societal pressure, but if society has the right way of doing something, they’re happy to go along. They’re authentic, not religious rebels.


An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” 

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly. 

“Okay,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?

” The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.” 

An Inspirational Story of Two Frogs in the Milk

This is the story of two frogs. One frog was fat and the other skinny. One day, while searching for food, they inadvertently jumped into a vat of milk. They couldn't get out, as the sides were too slippery, so they were just swimming around.

The fat frog said to the skinny frog, "Brother frog, there's no use paddling any longer. We're just going to drown, so we might as well give up." The skinny frog replied, "Hold on brother, keep paddling. Somebody will get us out." And they continued paddling for hours.

After a while, the fat frog said, "Brother frog, there's no use. I'm becoming very tired now. I'm just going to stop paddling and drown. It's Sunday and nobody's working. We're doomed. There's no possible way out of here." But the skinny frog said, "Keep trying. Keep paddling. Something will happen, keep paddling." Another couple of hours passed.

The fat frog said, "I can't go on any longer. There's no sense in doing it because we're going to drown anyway. What's the use?" And the fat frog stopped. He gave up. And he drowned in the milk. But the skinny frog kept on paddling.

Ten minutes later, the skinny frog felt something solid beneath his feet. He had churned the milk into butter and he hopped out of the vat.

God Answered

A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication for her daughter.

When returning to her car she found she had locked her keys in the car. She was in a hurry to get home to her sick daughter, she didn’t know what to do, so she called her home and told the baby sitter what had happened and she did not know what to do.

The baby sitter told her that her daughter was getting worse. She said, “You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door.”

The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been thrown down on the ground possibly by someone else who at some time or other had locked their keys in their car.

Then she looked at the hanger and said, “I don’t know how to use this.” So she bowed her head and asked God to send her some help. Within five minutes an old rusty car pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head. The woman thought, “Great God. This is what you sent to help me????”

15 Brilliant Uses for Toothpaste You've Never Considered!

Toothpaste can be used for so much more than just polishing your pearly whites. It actually possesses unique elements that make it a multi-tool you should always keep around the house. Whether it’s scratched CDs, dusty leather or even some impromptu hair styling, toothpaste has you covered.
Below are 15 unexpected ways you can utilize the toothpaste in your everyday life. After reading these innovative uses, don’t be surprised if you want to head out to the store and stock up on some tubes!

1. Cleaning Scuff Marks Off Shoes
Leather loafers can take a beating, but you don’t need to spend a ton of money having them professionally polished. Grab some toothpaste, squirt a dab onto your shoe and start scrubbing with a soft cloth. Your leather will shine with that new-shoe gleam, and you can also try this out on other leather attire.
2. Clean Piano Keys
Tickling the ivories can lead them in need of a cleaning, and toothpaste is one way to restore them to their former glory. Grab some toothpaste, a clean tooth brush and damp cloth. Gently clean the ivory keys with the brush and polish them off with the cloth. You can use this on older models as well as modern pianos, even if those tend to have plastic keys rather than ivory ones.
3. Alleviate Itchiness From a Bite
Summer months can be rough with mosquitoes out and always on the prowl. You’re undoubtedly going to get nabbed a few times, but you don’t have to suffer with the obnoxious itching for hours. Non-gel toothpaste can be rubbed over a mosquito bite to help reduce redness and soothe the itching. You can leave it on to deter scratching.

The Story Of An Unborn Girl


I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. 

Month Two… Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I’m not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. 

Month Three… You know what Mommy, I’m a girl! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don’t like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can’t hear me. 

Month Four… Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. 

Month Five… You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I’m not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what’s abortion?

8 Signs You Have A Man Who Will Love You Forever

There is nothing better than being in love. You have a bounce in your step, and simply thinking about him sends you to Cloud 9. Finding Mr. Right can be challenging, but if you are fortunate enough to pin him down, here are eight definite signs that he is yours for keeps.

1. Pampered Princess
Does your guy make you feel like royalty even when you are not so charming? If so, then it’s a pretty good sign he wants to be with you forever. Most men will be nice, but it doesn’t mean he is thinking long term. It’s when he has no problem showing you and the rest of the world (even his friends) that you are his queen.

2. The Couple
When a guy uses “we” instead of “me”, it’s a surefire sign he is head over heels in love. Men who only refer to themselves aren’t really worried if it turns sour. Men who are committed want people to know he is off the market and has no problem saying it.

3. Let Me Help You
You can bet your bottom dollar that if your Prince Charming is all ears when you have a problem, he is in it for the long haul. When he stays awake wondering how to solve your problems only to make you happy, he is in love.

8 Life Changing Lessons Everyone Can Learn From Lao Tzu

Lao Tzu is one of the most famous Chinese philosophers and is the mind behind many important lessons our souls have to learn. He’s the author of the Tao Te Ching and the founder of Taosim. He’s been a central figure in China for centuries, and you’re about to find out why.

1. You already hold the answer to life’s questions.

“At the center of your being you have the answer; you know who you are and you know what you want.”
“Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power.”
“When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be.

Prank Phone Call

A man at work calls home and his 8 years old daughter picks the phone:

“Hi honey,this is daddy.Is mommy near the phone?”

“No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” The little girl quipped.

“After a brief pause daddy says,“But honey you haven’t got an uncle Paul!”

“Oh yes I do,and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now.”

Brief pause,“Uh okay then,this is what I want you to do:put the phone down on the table,run upstairs,knock on the bedroom door,and shout to mommy that daddy’s car has just arrived at the gate.”

10 interesting facts about Albert Einstein

Albert Einstein, the kid with abnormally large head who was unable to talk until he was four, later became world’s most remarkable Physicist. Later he won a Nobel Prize for his work and also named as Man of the Century by Time magazine but amazingly he was not that good at studies. His results were always poor and he once failed his university entrance exam. He was short of memory and mostly used to forget his tasks.

This post is dedicated to Albert Einstein and we’ll try to list 10 cool and interesting facts about him.

1) As he didn’t talk until he was four, his parents were worried about him. But once while they were on the supper table, he broke his four year silence and said “”The soup is too hot.”

2) He never loved hair cuts and wearing socks while sailing and violin were his passions. He named his violin Lina.

3) After Einstein’s death, his brain was removed from his head without bringing in his family’s knowledge. This immoral act was done by Dr. Thomas Harvey who wanted to conduct a search on his brain. He was later permitted by Einstein’s son Hans Einstein.

4) He had a very bad memory and he could not remember dates and phone numbers, in fact he even didn’t knew what his own phone number was.

5) Once his mathematics professor called him a lazy dog because he could not find Einstein’s interest in studies.

Big trouble

Girl: I'm in a big trouble!

Boy: Why is that?

Girl: I saw a mouse in my house!

Boy: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.

Girl: I don't have one.

Boy: Well then, buy one.

Girl: Can't afford one.

Boy: I can give you mine if you want.

The Suitcase

A man died, when he realized it, he saw God coming closer with a suitcase in his hand.
- God said: Alright son its time to go.
- surprised the man responded: Now? So soon? I had a lot of plans...
- I'm sorry but its time to go.

- What do you have in that suitcase? the man asked.
- God answered: Your belongings.
- My belongings? you mean my things, my clothes, my money?
-God answered: Those things were not yours they belonged to the earth.

- Is it my memories? the man asked.
-God answered: those never belonged to you they belonged to Time

- Is it my talents?
-God answered: those were never yours they belonged to the circumstances.

- Is it my friends and family?
-God answered: I'm sorry they were never yours they belonged to the path.

- Is it my wife and son?
- God answered: They were never yours the belonged to your heart.

- Is it my body?
- God answered: that was never yours it belonged to the dust.

The First Letter In Your Name predicts your Character

The First Letter In Your Name predicts your Character: ??

A► Romantic
B► Proud
C► Innocent
D► Lovable
E► Good but Hurt full
F► Compassionate
G► Logical Minded
H► Leadership Potential
I► Helpful
J► Free- spirited
K► irritating
L► Funny
M► Emotional
N► Sensible
O► Supportive
P► Crazy 
Q► Unpredictable
R► Practical
S► Loving
T► Fake
U► Sensitive
V► Genius
W► Calm
X► Easy-Going

What's yours Comment fast ?

7 Types Toxic People That Mentally Strong People Always Avoid

With the people in our lives, there will be lots of different personalities. Some will help you grow as a person. Some will just be fun to be around. Others, however, will do nothing but hold you back. For the mentally strong, these are the 7 types of toxic people people to avoid.

1. The not-so-deep thinker.

They talk about television and celebrities, about conflicts in their lives and gossip about others. They often think they’re some pretty smart people, and they might very well be, but they’re just not deep thinkers. We should surround ourselves with people who can complete a deep thought. At least one.

2. Lazy people.

Laziness is a plague that can only be solved by hard work and purpose. For the mentally strong, the latter comes naturally. But when we surround ourselves with lazy people, we run the risk of being lazy ourselves. Absolutely veg out if that’s what you’re feeling, but don’t let people make it a habit for you.

Relationship Deal Breakers Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Face it, many of us have real high standards in our daily life and it’s pretty much agreeable for all of us that we end up with a partner that suits us just right. As it turns out, our zodiac signs can determine a lot about our dating life, and our relationship deal breakers.


You’re self-assured and a goal-oriented person and need to be surrounded by people with similar traits. If you’re not quite so driven, you’re likely not an ideal match for Aries.


You’re steady and cautious and dislike disorder or feeling like you’re being rushed. Dating someone who likes to jump into things with both feet and throw caution to the wind won’t be ideal for you.

20 Crucial Pieces Of Life Advice Told By People OVER 60. Number 11 Is Essential

Recently, a question was posed to those over the age of 60. The question was this: “What advice would you give to those who are half your age?” While the question seems simple, the answers may surprise you.

1. People always say, “Make sure you get a job doing what you love!” But that isn’t the best advice. The right job is the job you love some days, can tolerate most days, and still pays the bills. Almost nobody has a job they love every day.

2. Years go by in the blink of an eye. Don't marry young. Live your life. Go places. Do things. If you have the means or not. Pack a bag and go wherever you can afford to go. While you have no dependents, don't buy stuff. Any stuff. See the world. Look through travel magazines and pick a spot. GO!

3. Don’t take life so seriously. Even if things seem dark and hopeless, try to laugh at how ridiculous life is.

4. A true friend will come running if you call them at 2am; everyone else is just an acquaintance.

She Thought She Saw Her Husband Cheating. But The Reality Was Even Worse.

Wife comes late at night & quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two!

She reaches for a Baseball bat & starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to drink water.

As she enters, she sees her husband there reading a magazine..

Husband says..”Hi Darling !! Your Parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our Bedroom. Hope you have said hello to them!”

Differences Between Men And Women

Very Funny Differences Between Men And Women!! Watch & Read.. Enjoy

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

100 Wisest Words

100 Wisest Words:

1. Never take things personally.

2. Never end a relationship by text message

3. Don’t knock it ‘til you try it.

4. Show up.

5. Always use “we” when referring to your home team or your government.

6. When entrusted with a secret,keep it.

7. Never cancel dinner plans by text message.

21 Suggestions for Success

1) Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.

2) Work at something you enjoy and that’s worthy of your time and talent.

3) Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

4) Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.

5) Be forgiving of yourself and others.

6) Be generous.

7) Have a grateful heart.

8) Persistence, persistence, persistence.

9) Discipline yourself to save money on even the most modest salary.

10) Treat everyone you meet like you want to be treated.

Husband lost his Wife

Husband lost his Wife

Man: I lost my wife.

Inspector: What is her height?

Man: I never noticed.

Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Man: Not slim, can be healthy

Inspector: Colour of the eyes?

Man: Never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair?

Man: Changes according to season.

Best marriage advice ever by a dad to his son. This is gold!

When I consider what type of advice is the best to give, I have to say marriage advice. Why? Because your spouse is who you spend your entire life with. They are the ones who endure every hardship, failure and struggle with you. They are by your side for success, growth and blessings. You lean on each other, rely on each other and make a life together.

A marriage is a partnership and if you nurture it, it can be the most powerful thing in your life. It can give you comfort and hope and stability when the rest of the world can not.

  1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.
  1. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go.
  1. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands where they worked every morning . . . that was our office.

The Top 10 Careers With The Most Psychopaths – Is Your Job On The List?

What comes to mind when you picture a psychopath? A crazy ax-murderer? Psychopaths don’t always fit that mold. The clinical diagnoses is a person who has shallow emotions or lacks empathy. Sounds like corporate America is loaded with them!
Kevin Dutton, a research psychologist at the University of Oxford, has dedicated much of his life to studying the brains of psychopaths and he’s been able to piece together a list of the most likely professions psychopaths end up in. Is your career on the list

1. CEOs

Corporate America is loaded with brutal metaphors. When you succeed, it’s because you were cutthroat and ended up making a killing, and now you’re known as a shark. Doesn’t that just sound like a wonderful place for a psychopath? I’m sure plenty of CEOs are great people… but several studies suggest that 4% of CEOs qualify as psychopaths. That’s 4x as many people as in the general population.

2. Lawyer.

There are lots of heartless lawyer jokes, but there may be some credence to them. Many lawyers exhibit signs of psychopathy, which makes lying, cheating, and obsessing with profit nothing to bat an eye at. As one lawyer he interviewed said:
“Deep inside me there’s a serial killer lurking somewhere. But I keep him amused with cocaine, Formula One, booty calls, and coruscating cross-examination.”

3. Media (Radio/TV)

Makes sense right? Obviously, not everyone in the media industry scores high on the psychopath meter, but if you think of some of the most prominent psychopathic personalities in our world right now, it all seems to make sense.

The Unemployed Graduate

An unemployed graduate woke up one morning and checked his pocket. All he had left was $10. He decided to use it to buy food and then wait for death as he was too proud to go begging.. He was frustrated as he could find no job, and nobody was ready to help him.

He bought food and as he sat down to eat, an old man and two little children came along and asked him to help them with food as they had not eaten for almost a week. He looked at them. They were so lean that he could see their bones coming out. Their eyes had gone into the socket. With the last bit of compassion he had, he gave them the food. The old man and children prayed that God would bless and prosper him and then gave him a very old coin. The young graduate said to them 'you need the prayer more than I do'.

Nothing is Impossible

A young man working in the army was constantly humiliated because he believed in God.
One day the captain decided to humiliate him before the troops. He called the young man and said:

- Young man, take the key and go and park the Jeep in front.
The young man replied:
- I can not drive!
The captain said:

- But then ask your assistance from God! Shows us that He exists!
The young man took the key and walked to the vehicle, praying the whole time.
…As a result he parked the Jeep to the place PERFECTLY well as the captain wanted.
The young man came out of the jeep and saw them all crying.
They all said together:

Divorced Woman Revenge – Joke

A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly screwed she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lamp washing up onshore.

She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical genie!!

The genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles to him. As a consolation, the genie informs that he will give her three wishes. But, he cautions her that because he does not believe in divorce, he will give her ex-husband ten times the amount of whatever she wishes.

21 Truths About Depression No One Really Talks About

This topic makes people uncomfortable, but it shouldn’t. One in five Americans will be depressed at least once in their lifetime.

1. Depressed people do not cry constantly.
Depressed people don’t always appear sad and often keep intrusive thoughts to themselves.
2. Having “good” days doesn’t help.
Taking a depressed loved one on a trip will not cure their depression.
3. Failure is not the cause.
Failure is not the main cause of this illness. Many suffering from this illness may have inherited a genetic predisposition.

Husband Attempts To Make Fun Of Wife’s Weight. But Her Response Is GENIUS.

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. 

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 

'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker...'It's not talcum powder It's 'Miracle Grow'

Dear Woman

It takes a real man to handle you, embrace your imperfections, tell you the truth no matter how brutal it is, never give up on you no matter how hard it is, pleasure you, treat you like you're the only one, and give up the game.

Note to guys: When you go days without talking to a girl, you leave her questioning. You make her doubt you ever cared that you're not talking, and she'll eventually convince herself that you don't. You may not think that it's a big deal now, but when she starts talking to someone else I bet you will. She won't wait around for you forever. So be the man and just talk to her.

Dear Woman, Sometimes you’ll just be too much woman. Too smart. Too beautiful. Too strong. Too much of something. That makes a man feel like less of a man, which will start making you feel like you have to be less of a woman. The biggest mistake you can make is removing jewels from your crown to make it easier for a man to carry. When this happens, I need you to understand, you do not need a smaller crown — you need a man with bigger hands. ~Michael E. Reid.

No Matter What's Happening In Your Life Right Now, You Must Read This Short Story :)

I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality… I wanted to quit my life.
I went to the woods to have one last talk with god
“God”, I asked,
“Can you give me one good reason not to quit?”.
His answer surprised me…
“Look around”, He said. “Do you see the fern and the bamboo ?
“Yes”, I replied.
“When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them.
I gave them light.I gave them water.The fern quickly grew from the earth.

The Painful Part Of Parenthood - Real Story In London

A poor couple who lived in a small village in London. They had only one son. Gave him the best education. Son graduated as an Engineer in the nearby city. Eventually,got married to a rich girl.

Initially, they lived with his parents in the village. Soon the wife got tired of village life and persuaded the husband to move to the city leaving the old parents in the village.

As time passed by the husband seen an advert in the newspaper about a vacancy in Barnet. He was successful and lived in Barnet for years with his wife. Regularly he used to send money to parents.

Eventually with time he stopped and forgot about his parents ever existed.

Every year he made Hajj(pilgrimage) and immediately after that he used to see someone telling him in a dream that his Hajj is not accepted.

Time With Someone You Love

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: ‘Daddy, may I ask you a question?’

DAD: ‘Yeah sure, what it is?’ replied the man.

SON: ‘Daddy, how much do you make an hour?’

DAD: ‘That’s none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?’ the man said angrily.

SON: ‘I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?’

DAD: ‘If you must know, I make $50 an hour.’

SON: ‘Oh,’ the little boy replied, with his head down.

SON: ‘Daddy, may I please borrow $25?’

The father was furious, ‘If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don’t work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.’