Teacher : What kind of wife would you like Johnny?
Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon...
Teacher : Wow !! What a choice...
Do you want her to be cool & calm like the moon?
Johnny : No, no...
Teacher: Oh so you want her to be round and white?
Johnny: No, no...
Teacher: Oh, so you want her to be fair and beautiful like the moon?
Johnny: No, no...
I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning...!!!
Men will be men ..