Surprise Party

Last week was my birthday, My wife didn't wish me, My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work, Even my colleagues did not wish.

As I entered my cabin my secretary said, "Happy birthday Boss!"

I felt special. She asked me for lunch.

After lunch she invited me to her apartment. We went there!

She said,

"You mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"

"OK", I said in a $exy mood.

She came out 5 minutes later with a cake & My wife, My parents, My kids, My friends and My colleagues.

All screaming "SURPRISE SURPRISE!"

And,

I was waiting on the sofa, NAAKED!