1.Money can't buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle :D .
2.Forgive your enemy, but remember that bastard's name:D .
3.Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. :/
4.Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them(n) .
5.Alcohol doesn't solve any problem,but neither does juice** .
6.Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke, doesn't mean you'll never die...!! <
"Sometimes there is some SENSE in NONSENSE." :)