WIFE: Sweetie, how many women have you
slept with after we got married?
HUSBAND: (Quiet)
WIFE: (10 minutes later) Sweetie, I asked you a
question!
HUSBAND: (Quiet)
WIFE: (15 minutes later) Are you afraid to tell me
the truth?
HUSBAND: Will you just keep quiet and let me
finish counting.....
The Wife fainted....
.
.
.(silence)
.
.
. (Three minutes later)
.
.
. (Loud bang)
.
.
. (The end!)