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A wife, fed up with her husband’s repeated tardiness, wrote him a note that read, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.”
She ducked beneath the bed to watch his reaction.
The husband returns home after a little while, and she hears him in the kitchen before he enters the bedroom.
She watched as he went to the dresser to get the note.
Then, after waiting a while, he scrawled something on it and made a phone call.
“She’s finally gone…
yeah I know, about bloody time, I’m coming to see you, put on that $exy French nightie.
I love you…
Can’t wait to see you…
We’ll do all the naughty things you like.”
He hung up, fumbled for his keys, and rushed out the door.
As she came out from hiding under the bed, she heard a car leave.
Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote…
“I can see your feet. We’re outta bread: be back in five minutes.”
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