Horror Question



WIFE: Sweetie, how many women have you
slept with after we got married?
HUSBAND: (Quiet)

WIFE: (10 minutes later) Sweetie, I asked you a
question!
HUSBAND: (Quiet)

WIFE: (15 minutes later) Are you afraid to tell me
the truth?
HUSBAND: Will you just keep quiet and let me
finish counting.....

The Wife fainted....

.
.
.(silence)
.
.
. (Three minutes later)
.
.
. (Loud bang)
.
.
. (The end!)

Mom Is Shocked What Her Son Learned In Math Class Until His Teacher Hilariously Explains The Reason


“Little Billy was at ­home doing his math homework. He said to himself, ‘Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine.’

“In that moment, his mother comes in and hears what he is saying. ‘Billy, what are you doing? Why are you saying that?’

“Little Billy answered, ‘I’m doing my math homework, Mom.’ She said, ‘And is that what your teacher taught you?’ He replied, ‘Yes.’”

“The next day, the mother, worried about the education her son is receiving, goes to Little Billy’s school to talk to the teacher. The mother said to his math teacher, ‘I would like to know what you are teaching my son in math?’”

“The teacher replied, ‘Right now, we are learning addition problems.’ Billy’s mother asked, ‘And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?’ When the teacher stopped laughing she replied…”

“‘Not at all! What I taught them was two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH IS four.’”

Please share this joke with your friends if it made you laugh!

The Right man for you will pursue you


Ladies, the wrong man for you might pursue you actively too. They are called players. Choose a man of good character (which is very hard to find these stupid-crazy times). You certainly can’t find him in a night club or strip club, or among the gang bangers. Ask God for a good man and you will get him (when you are ready to receive him.) ~ Marlon Martin

Tears are how our heart speaks when our lips cannot


Tears also come when your heart has been hurt and you can’t explain why this is happening. The heart tells the whole story. ~ Claire Cook

Tears are not a sign of weakness. A tear is made of 1 percent water and 99 percent emotion. Tears and crying make a person stronger and the heart, attending to your emotions are ahealing process. ~ Diane Ray

Hilarious Shopping


One Day, A woman went for shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay.

The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.

He could not control his curiosity n asked "Do you always carry your TV remote with You?"

She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today..

Due to his stupid match SO...

The story continues.... The shopkeeper smiles and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.

Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing.

He said your husband has blocked your credit card..

Unconditional Acceptance


I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree.

The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with.

Her last project of the term was called “Smile.”

The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions. I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway, so, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally.

Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald’s one crisp March morning. It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son.

We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden everyone around us began to back away, and then even my husband did.

I did not move an inch… an overwhelming feeling of panic welled up inside of me as I turned to see why they had moved.

As I turned around I smelled a horrible “dirty body” smell, and there standing behind me were two poor homeless men.

Sometimes Crying Is Healthy


Sometimes a good cry is just what you need to release all the hurt you have built up inside.

“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.” ~ Dr. Seuss

“Sometimes crying or laughing are the only options left, and laughing feels better right now.” ~ Veronica Roth, Divergent

“When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.” ~ Lemony Snicket, Horseradish

10 Commandments


Beautiful words. Must read and try to understand the deep meaning of it. They are like the ten commandments to follow in life all the time.

1. Prayer is not a “spare wheel” that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a “steering wheel” that directs the right path throughout.

2. A Car’s WINDSHIELD is so large & the Rear view Mirror is so small? Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. So, Look Ahead and Move on.

3. Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write.

4. All things in life are temporary. If going well, enjoy it, they will not last forever. If going wrong, don’t worry, they can’t last long either.

5. Old Friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamond! If you get a Diamond, don’t forget the Gold! Because to hold a Diamond, you always need a Base of Gold!

6. Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, GOD smiles from above and says, “Relax, sweetheart, it’s just a bend, not the end!

7. When GOD solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities; when GOD doesn’t solve your problems HE has faith in your abilities.

Top 10 Promises Men Make To Their Future Wives Without Realizing It

Relationships can be incredibly complicated if both people involved are not on the same page. Often, women are certain they are ready for marriage well ahead of the men they love. This can cause strain on the relationship because many women believe that if their significant other does not show signs of being interested in taking the relationship to the next step, it is because he is just taking advantage. This is not always the case, but there are definite ways to tell if your man is marriage minded. The following 10 items are things men generally discuss with women they intend to marry. If you have been in a relationship for a significant amount of time, and these topics have never come up, it might be time to ask your man outright – Are we ever going to get married?


Top 10 Promises Men Make to their Future Wives without Realizing it:
1.) Exclusivity – Easily the top sign that your man has marriage on the mind, and a definite must. If he is unwilling to be exclusive, there is a good chance he’s just not ready to grow up and be a husband. Better to know now, rather than after the fact. Some men will give into pressure and simply marry women their families approve of, but won’t stop going out and meeting others. Don’t even think about marrying a man who won’t make you his one and only.
2.) You’ll have children – Men only discuss children with women they can see as the mother of their own. If your man discusses plans for schools, names, or other important factors that come with having children, he definitely wants you to be his wife. There may simply be other factors preventing him from popping the question.
3.) Building a home together – Asking for your input on a future home means that your man intends to have you in his life for a long time. He might not be so obvious about the subject, bringing up topics like decorating, or even features of a home he’d like to own someday. Nevertheless, these discussions are reserved for women with whom men plan to build a life with.

The Blind Man


Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their 9 children.

A blind man joins them after a few minutes.

When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the 9 kids are able to fit in the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decides to walk.

After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking sound of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.?”

The blind man replies, “If you would’ve put a RUBBER at the end of your STICK, we’d be in the bus right now.!!!!!

DO NOT GET MARRIED Unless You Ask Your Partner These 11 Questions!

Some good relationship advice before considering marriage is to take the time to ask questions that plumb the inner depths of your partner’s personality and psychology. Here are eleven questions you can ask to his or her suitability for a marriage partner:


1 – Why do you love me? – This is a questions that lovers have asked each other from the beginning of time, but it does provide real information about their psychological and social needs in a mate. If the focus seems to be on what you have or what you can provide materially in the marriage, you might need to look elsewhere for an authentic commitment.
2 – What are you goals and are you willing to adjust them for the relationship? – This question can reveal what priority the relationship has in the overall life plan. If the individual is more to achieve life goals and expects you to do all the adjusting, it could be an unfavorable sign.
3 – Do you know how to compromise? – Compromise is the essence of a good marriage. A person who shows an inclination to feel “it’s my way or the highway” is not a good candidate for the negotiations and compromises that marriage requires.
4 – What’s your relationship with your family? – A bad relationship with family can indicate issues that could affect the marriage. Similarly, someone is too close to his or her family may be so enmeshed that the marriage may not come first. Relationship counseling can help to resolve these issues.

7 Types of Women Men Hesitate to Marry

Women often spend time wondering what type of women men want to marry, but have you ever considered the type of woman men don’t want to marry?
Here’s some of the most common personality types that send many men running for the door!

The Control Freak
She comes off like a mother figure, she’s emasculating and treats her man like an improvement project.
The Baggage Lady
She’s still carrying baggage from previous relationships, she often starts sentences with, “My last boyfriend/husband.” She’s driven by fear and unresolved anger.
The Asphyxiator
She has no life outside of her man and expects him to feel the same. She’s dropped all of her friends and no longer engages in any hobbies that are not shared.
She often nags when her partner wants to spend time with his friends, in most cases that equals any amount of time that doesn’t include her. She’s extremely clingy and needy.

Mom Knows Everything


A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious…

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom’s thoughts, his son volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.”

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

He said, “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.”

He sat down and wrote:

Crying Doesn’t Indicate That You Are Weak


It helps to relieve any hurts out of your system, what you have been through. ~ Sue Stackhouse

Crying does not indicate that you are weak. Since birth, it has always been a sign that you are alive.

Crying is an emotional expression of life. Mother does not give her child milk if he/she does not cry. We can express our feelings in the form of protest. ~ Sisir Majumder

Crying is a gift, its so beautiful for those who understand life. ~ Kamarudzaman Zakaria

Police Officer Never Expected Anyone To Write This About Him On FB. This Is Heartbreaking.


Dear Officer, I want you to know that I see you.

I see you choose the booth in the restaurant that allows you to have your back against the wall.

I see you walking to your next traffic stop while you hope that it isn't your last.

I see you pulled over, two hours past your shift, as you finish your reports under a street light.

I see you as you direct traffic in the scorching heat, the gusting snow, and the downpour of rain.

I see you being filmed every time you try to do your job.

Your Feet Tell The Story Of Your Life

This Little Girl Will Surprise You the Way She Surprised Her Father


A Father was reading a magazine and his little daughter every now and then distracted him. To keep her busy, he tore one page on which was printed the map of the world. He tore it into pieces and asked her to go to her room and put them together to make the map again.

He was sure she would take the whole day to get it done. But the little one came back within minutes with perfect map……When he asked how she could do it so quickly, she said, “Oh…. Dad, there is a man’s face on the other side of the paper….. I made the face perfect to get the map right." She ran outside to play leaving the father surprised.

MORAL OF THE STORY: 

There is always the other side to whatever you experience in this world. Whenever we come across a challenge or a puzzling situation, look at the other side…. You will be surprised to see an easy way to tackle the problem.

Dont Waste Time on People That Leave You

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In some cases you have to walk away maybe for your own self respect or dignity.

When someone walks out of your life, let them. There's no use in wasting your time on people that leave you. What you make of yourself and your future is no longer tied to them. Yeah, you may miss them. But remember that you weren't the one that gave up.

Leave your past and be ready for your future.

If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is made up of. ~ Bruce Lee

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. ~ Tom Robbins

What Your Parents Do – Little Johnny

The teacher in Johnny’s school asked the class what their parents did for a living.

“Mary, what does your parents do?”

Little Mary replied, “My dad is a lawyer and my mummy is a nurse.”

“That’s very nice,” said the teacher. “Robert, what do your parents do?”

Robert proudly exclaimed, “My dad is a policeman and my mom is a teacher!”

“That’s very nice,” said the teacher, “Johnny, what do your parents do?”

He stood up and pronounced, “My dad’s dead and my mom’s a hooker.”

Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the principal’s office. 15 minutes later, he returned.

“Did you tell the principal what you said in class?” asked the teacher.

Johnny replied, “Yes, he said that in our economy every job is important, gave me a chocolate and asked for my phone number.”

Here Are 11 Little Known Facts About Left-Handed People. The Last One Surprised Me!


Are you left-handed? Do you know a lefty? I'm right-handed and, like most people, have no trouble living in this right-handed society. Many lefties struggle though. The world just wasn't made by them for them. Yet there are some interesting facts to know about lefties...

1. Left-handed people are able to see underwater better than their right-handed counterparts.

2. Osama bin Laden, Jack the Ripper and The Boston Strangler were all left-handed.

3. The left-handed are more likely to suffer insomnia.

4. The longest words that can be typed using just the left  hand are sweater, dresses, tesserae, and decades.

5. Lefties have worse asthma and allergies than right-handed people.

6. 30 million Americans are left-handed.

This Divorced Man Wrote Some Beautiful Marriage Advice Every Man Should Read

Gerald Rogers, a psychologist who went through a tough divorce, wrote an incredible Facebook post about life, love, relationships, and divorce. He started by saying,
"After losing a woman that I loved, and a marriage of almost 16 years, here's the advice I wish I could have had..." This is his advice...



Choose love.

In the end, this is the only advice you need. If this is the guiding principle through which all your choices is governed, there is nothing that will threaten the happiness of your marriage. Love will always endure.

Don't sweat the money.

Money is a game, find ways to work together as a team to win it. It never helps when teammates fight. Figure out ways to leverage both persons strength to win.

Always grow together.

The stagnant pond breeds malaria, the flowing stream is always fresh and cool. Atrophy is the natural process when you stop working a muscle, just as it is if you stop working on your relationship. Find common goals, dreams and visions to work towards.
Let yourself be vulnerable.

You don't have to have it all together. Be willing to share your fears and feelings, and quick to acknowledge your mistakes.

Be open and transparent.

If you want to have trust you must be willing to share EVERYTHING: Especially those things you don't want to share. It takes courage to fully love, to fully open your heart and let her in when you don't know i she will like what she finds… Part of that courage is allowing her to love you completely, your darkness as well as your light. DROP THE MASK: If you feel like you need to wear a mask around her, and show up perfect all the time, you will never experience the full dimension of what love can be.

6 Reasons Left Handed People Are The Best Lovers


They're smart.

They're smart, and not just in the bedroom smart, but life smart too. About 20% of Mensa members are left handed, which makes sense as lefties are forced to use both hemispheres of the brain more often.

They're uncommon.

Only about 10% of the world is left handed. The chances are slim that you're going to date one in the first place. This makes them all the more special.
They're natural born leaders.

Many of our presidents have been left-handed people. Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Gerald Ford, and George H.W. Bush were all lefties. They make for great company too!

Everyone says love hurts in life


Everyone says love hurts, but that is not true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Envy hurts. Everyone gets these things confused with love, but in reality love is the only thing in this world that covers up all pain and makes someone feel wonderful again. Love is the only thing in this world that does not hurt.

Love doesn’t hurt. Cheaters hurt! You just have to find the one that loves you for who you are!

Only true love can heal and that’s not going to happen unless we accept that some issues in life will cause problems if we allow it. Trying to work on whatever the issues are then and only then will a relationship work. I’m not giving up on myself. God has to have a plan for me but I need to let him take over and let him do his thing. ~ El Pinchi Pelon

Beautiful explanation by Swami Vivekananda on Association.


Explaining the meaning of ‘Association’. He said:

The rain drop from the sky: If it is caught in hands, it is pure enough for drinking. If it falls in a gutter, its value drops so much that it can’t be used even for washing the feet. If it falls on hot surface, it perishes.

If it falls on lotus leaf, it shines like a pearl and finally, if it falls on oyster, it becomes a pearl. The drop is same, but its existence & worth depend on with whom it associates.

Always be associated with people who are good at heart.

Send this to all people with beautiful heart.

Intelligent Story: The Genius Einstein's Driver


There is a story about how Albert Einstein was traveling to universities, giving lectures on his famous theory of relativity. One day while on their way to a university,


The driver said:" Dr. Einstein, I've heard that lecture more than 30 times. I have learned it by heart and bet I could give it myself."



"Well, I'll give you the chance," said Einstein,

"They don't know me at the next school, so when we get there I'll put on your cap and you introduce yourself as me and give the lecture." Einstein continued.

At the hall, the driver gave Einstein's lecture so wonderfully that he didn't make any mistakes.

When he finished, he started to leave, but one of the professors stopped him and asked him a question which was very difficult. The aim of the question was not gaining knowledge but embarrassing Einstein.

The driver thought fast.

"The answer to that problem is so simple," he said,
"I'm surprised you have to ask me. In fact, to show you just how simple it is, I'm going to ask my driver to come up here and answer your question."!

Then Einstein stood up and gave an incredible answer to the question of that professor.

~ Moral of the story: No matter how genius you pretend to be, there is always someone who is more genius than you despite his position.



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Customer Care in 2020


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Customer : May I order your Seafood Pizza…

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13 Sign's You're Wasting Life But You Can't Admit It

When you were a kid, did you want to grow up to be an astronaut, a singer or an engineer? If so, how’s that working out for you? Hopefully, it’s going great and you are living the life of your dreams. But for the rest of you who are not, here are 13 signs that you might be wasting your life… but you don’t want to admit it:


1. YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME DOING THINGS YOU SHOULDN’T BE DOING.

Video games. Reality TV. Surfing the ‘net. Stuffing your face with too much food. Drinking too much. And the list goes on. Take a serious look at your life. Where are you spending the majority of your time? And does it serve you well? Is it leading to a better life? Is it laying the foundation for a bright future? If not, then you need to reevaluate your routine activities and make changes.

2. YOU FIND YOURSELF COMPLAINING A LOT.

I know people who are constantly overwhelmed with life, and they never cease to tell me. Are you one of those people? Do you complain about your job, your boss, your salary, your neighbors or your spouse? If you do, then you are doing nothing but exuding negative energy. Negativity doesn’t change things. It keeps you stuck. So change your thoughts and talk about what you appreciate about your life, not what you don’t like.

3. YOU DON’T FEED YOUR MIND.

If you’re not continually growing and learning as a person, then you are stagnant – just like a still pond that doesn’t move and grows green gunk on it. That’s what your mind does if you don’t keep it active and learn new things. Positive challenges in your life will expand your mind, not send it backwards.

When you are treating someone a lot better than they treat you


When you’re too nice to people who don’t deserve it, it’s really time to change your ways! Don’t allow people to make you their doormats! Assertiveness is a good thing! ~ Yoanne Atienza

When you realize that you're constantly treating a person a lot better than they treat you, it's time to make a change.

7 Things you don't owe anyone an explanation for


7 Things you don't owe anyone an explanation for

1. Your level of education
2. Where you live
3. Your appearance
4. Your political views
5. Your belief in God
6. Your alone time
7. Your life and/or relationship choices.

If Two hearts are meant to be together


“If two hearts are meant to be friends, no matter how long it takes, how far they go, how tough it seems, fate will bring them together to share friendship forever.”.

If someone is meant to be in your life, you will never have to chase them, they will justshow up & be there because they will want to be there. Otherwise it is best to let them go. You don’t need (or really want) people in your life who do not really want to be there. ~ Riley Relfe

Choose A Candle And Discover What It Reveals About You



Black.

Many people think that black is the color of evil, as if evil were relegated to a color! Black candles actually summon the strength of those who have passed, not their evil tendencies. Black is a wonderful color to utilize in your time of need.

Blue.

Blue is a strong color of psychic abilities. It raises the vibrational levels of your space and can help stabilize your moods. If you've been hurt, blue candles can create a healing atmosphere in which to recuperate.

Green.

Green is most closely associated with the heart chakra. That's right, it's not red or pink. It's a very earthy color, associated with the heart and nature. It's a perfect color to add to your life when you feel disconnected from the planet or life in general.

Yellow.

Yellow is all about communication, peace of mind, and thinking. It produces a very cerebral type of energy. It's a great color to use when you're trying to quickly learn something or enrich yourself.

8 Surprising Ways To Use Vicks Vaporub

Vicks VapoRub is an ointment used for decades to relieve cough, cold, flu, headache, congested nose, chest and throat stuffiness. However, there are many other ways to use this inexpensive product. Below are some surprising uses of Vicks VapoRub to solve common health issues.


1. REDUCE ACNE & PIMPLES

Vicks VapoRub is an effective treatment to get rid of acne and pimples problem. It has several acne fighting ingredients such as camphor and eucalyptus oil that will dry out the acne overnight. Simply put a little dab of vicks vaporub directly on acne and pimple, it’ll shrink significantly.

2. TOENAIL OR FINGERNAIL FUNGUS

Fungus infects the nail bed and causes the nail to thicken and discolor. The thickening may push the nail away from the toe, possibly causing loss of the nail. Vicks VapoRub has a fungus-fighting ingredient called thymol, an oil that comes from Thyme. Rub Vicks VapoRub on the infected toenail or fingernail twice a day. Cover your feet with cotton socks, at bedtime. Frequently trim the nails, till infected part is entirely removed.

3. NATURAL INSECT REPELLANT

Vicks VapoRub contains cedarleaf oil, which is a natural insect repellant. Just rub a little on your skin and clothes. You don’t have to rub it all over, just apply small dabs on your ankles, wrists, neck, inner elbows, knees and behind your ears. The smell of the menthol in it will repel the insects away. You can also rub it on the mosquito bites to relieve itching.

4. ACHING MUSCLES

Vicks also relieves sore, overworked muscles. It increases circulation and provides almost instant relief. Use a generous portion and gently rub on aching area. Then, cover the area with a warm and dry towel.

5. REMOVES SPLINTERS AND HEAL SMALLER CUTS

Vicks VapoRub contains camphor and menthol, both these ingredients have antiseptic qualities. To prevent infection and speed up healing time, dab a small amount of Vicks on any small cut or splinter.

6. HEAL CRACKED HEELS

Before going to bed, spread a thick layer of Vicks VapoRub on your heels and feet. Massage in for five minutes and then wear socks to lock in the moisture. Wash your feet in the morning, with warm water. Do this every night for maintaining the healthy and smooth heels.

If you ever fall in love


fall in love with someone who wants to know your favorite color and just how you like your coffee. Fall in love with someone who loves the way you laugh and would do absolutely anything to hear it. Fall in love with someone who puts their head on your chest just to hear your heart beat. Fall in love with someone who kisses you in public and is proud to show you off to anyone they know. Fall in love with someone who makes you question why you were afraid to fall in love in the first place. Fall in love with someone who would never ever want to hurt you. Fall in love with someone who falls in love with your flaws and thinks you are perfect just the way you are. Fall in love with someone who thinks that you are the ONE they would love to wake up to each day. ~ Author Unknown

That person is real, but like all of us, the person has flaws. You have to be willing to accept one another’s flaws.

Devil Is Made From Fire

A young man who was trying to find an answer to his questions was searching for people who could answer them. He met lots of them, but neither of them could answer him. One day, he met a Indian scientist and asked him these questions:

1. Is there God. And if there is, show me his outlines.

2. What is destiny?

3. Why is it, that Devil is made from fire and he is placed in hell where everything is made from fire, he won’t feel pain. Surely, God didn’t it through?

Suddenly, the scientist slapped him in the face. The young man, not understanding, asked:

– Why did you get mad at me?

Scientist answered:

– I didn’t get mad; it was the answer to your question!

– How is it?

– What did you felt when I hit you in the face?

– Of course I felt pain!

– That means you believe that pain exists?

– Yes!

– Then show me its outline?

I will always need my Son


I will always need my Son, no matter what age I am. My son has made me laugh, made me proud, made me cry, seen me cry, hugged me tight, seen me fail, cheered me up, kept me on my toes, and at times driven me crazy, But my Son is a promise that I will have a friend FOREVER!

Never Miss A Girl With The Following Qualities


1. When a girl stops her argument to save her relationship with you.

2. When a girl cries because, she loves/misses you.

3. When a girl wants to leave you because of your rude behaviour. But she is not able to.

4. When a girl continuously makes you feel special & tries to make you happy.

5. When a girl walks miles to see you.

6. When a girl is upset but does not tell you because, she thinks she is annoying you.

7. When a girl says sorry even though its not her fault.

8. When a girl tries to get you back after your breakup.

Burned Biscuits (Inspiring Story)


When I was a little child, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work.


On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad. I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was reach for his biscuit, smile at my mom and ask me how my day was at school. I don’t remember what I told him that night, but I do remember watching him smear butter and jelly on that biscuit and eat every bite!

When I got up from the table that evening, I remember hearing my mom apologize to my dad for burning the biscuits. And I’ll never forget what he said: “Baby, I love burned biscuits.”

Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said, “Your Momma put in a hard day at work today and she’s real tired. And besides – a little burned biscuit never hurt anyone!”

10 Year Old Boy Confesses He Lives With Grandma Because Mom & Step-Dad Threw Him Out. His Response Is Gold.


For some time I have had a person provide me with a rose boutonniere to pin on the lapel of my suit every Sunday. Because I always got a flower on Sunday morning, I really did not think much of it. It was a nice gesture that I appreciated but it became routine. One Sunday, however, what I considered ordinary became very special.

As I was leaving the Sunday service a young man approached me. He walked right up to me and said, "Sir, what are you going to do with your flower?"

At first I did not know what he was talking about, but then I understood. I said, "Do you mean this?" as I pointed to the rose pinned to my coat.

He said, "Yes sir. I would like it if you are just going to throw it away." At this point I smiled and gladly told him that he could have my flower, casually asking him what he was going to do with it.

The little boy, who was probably less than 10 years old, looked up at me and said, "Sir, I'm going to give it to my granny. My mother and father got divorced last year. I was living with my mother, but when she married again, she wanted me to live with my father. I lived with him for a while, but he said I could not stay, so he sent me to live with my grandmother. She is so good to me. She cooks for me and takes care of me. She has been so good to me that I want to give that pretty flower to her for loving me."

Student Says He's Too Smart For First Grade. Then This Happens.

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day she asked Johnny what his problem was he replied, "I'm too smart for the first grade, my sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than her too."

The teacher took him to the principal's office and explained the situation to the principal. The principal told her that he would give Johnny a test, and if he failed to answer one question he would have to go back to the first grade and be quiet. The teacher and Johnny both agreed.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Johnny: "9."

Principal: "6 x 6?"

Johnny: "36."

And so it went on like this, the principal asked him every question a third grader should know. Finally after about an hour he told the teacher "I see no reason Johnny can't go to the third grade, he answered all of my questions right."

The teacher asked if she could ask him some questions. The principal and Johnny agree.

Teacher: "What does a cow have 4 of that I only have 2 of?"

Johnny: "Legs"

Teacher: "What do you have in your pants that I don't have?"

The principal gasps but before he can stop him from answering Johnny says, "Pockets."

Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

What Your Toe Length Reveals About Your Personality


Big toe.
If your big toe is longer than the others, it means you're bright and creative. You creatively solve your problems and can easily think outside of the box. You find it difficult to stay focused, however, and tend to abandon projects partway through.

If it's smaller than the other toes, it indicates pretty much the opposite. You're an effective multitasker but you tend to do things by the books.

Second toe.
If your second toe is longer, your'e a born leader. You're great at managing people and coordinating efforts. You're energetic and resourceful and stand up for what you believe in. If your second toe is shorter than the others, it means you may have trouble standing up for yourself, though you are more level-headed.

Third toe.
If your third toe is longer, you tend to have a more dynamic personality and are successful in your field of work. This toe is linked with your energy and willpower, as well as your drive. You tend to be a perfectionist. If the third toe is shorter, you live a simpler life and enjoy the small things. Chilling out is your go-to.

Fourth toe.
If your fourth toe is long and straight, you care deeply about your family life. Personal matters come before anything else and you're a wonderful listener. Your family is where you draw your strength. If the fourth toe is shorter and curved, you may need to unwind a little bit, as you're prone to being a worrier. Focus on your family and love life.

Little toe.
If your little toe is very little, it may indicate that you don't handle responsibilities all that well and you get easily bored and lose focus. You're a joker and tend to be well liked, but responsibilities aren't your strong suit. If your little toe wiggles independently of the others, it indicates an adventurous, charming, impulsive spirit.

This Is What Every Zodiac Sign Needs In A Relationship According To Stars

For millions of years, people have contemplated the concepts of fate and humans’ role in the universe. Although we now have a technology and every digital outlet we could dream up, the stars and our plants still have plenty to say. Our tech-connected world makes it easier than ever for us to find out what the celestial spheres have in store for us on a monthly, weekly and even daily basis thanks to a host of sites and magazines.

Maybe you’re a firm believer of the zodiac signs and their subsequent predictions, or perhaps you’ve reached a new point in your life where your curiosity yearns for answers deeper than what your own thoughts and exploration can provide. Either way, your horoscope can tell you exactly what you need in a relationship, which can lead to a better understanding of your emotions, as well as deepen your connection with your significant other by knowing their sign and the key points that they thrive off of.
Aries
Aries are strong and independent people with a vulnerable side that has to be nourished in a specific way. They don’t like to take the back seat or play the damsel in distress for a second. As an Aries, you need action and admiration from a partner to feel your most loved. It doesn’t mean they have to worship the ground you walk on or that you’re egotistical; you just want to feel cherished for the qualities someone appreciates most and feel like you’re genuinely wanted for legitimate reasons rather than simply be one-half of a pair of oblivious lovebirds.
Taurus
Tauruses like security and crave stability in relationships. You need to know that your partner is in this for the long haul, so you need consistency in the form of couple rituals and plenty of one-on-one contact.
Gemini
Geminis are fun-loving go-getters that need a relationship fueled by spontaneity. Strong communication and adventure are best for your relationships, as they’ll leave you feeling closer to your partner but never bored or stuck in the same place.

Here Is What Your Kissing Style Says About Your Relationship

Couples want to accurately predict the future of their relationships, to know if they have what it takes to last or if their days together are numbered. While it’s impossible to confirm the future without a crystal ball, the kissing style has been shown to be a predictor of certain relationship qualities. Here is a list of kissing styles and what they may say about your particular romance:


The Gentle Kiss: This is a tender kiss in which two people gently brush their lips together. Gentle kisses are indicators of anticipation; they can be tantalizing and full of desire for more. These kisses would more often be found between two people who feel comfortable and close with one another.
Single-Lip Kiss: This kiss is performed when two people focus on kissing with one part of their mouth only, using just one lip. This kiss is not as aggressive as Frenching (see below) but is more romantic than other two-lipped short kisses. It is focused romantic attention from one partner to another, usually occurring between two people who are deeply in love.
The Peck: The Peck is usually one of the first ways a couple explores their physical relationship. It is a way to see if the other person is interested and to test out a couple’s chemistry. The Peck is a quick kiss on the lips, fun and casual. Couples who have been together for a long time may also use the Peck as a regular greeting or parting kiss.
Frenching: This is one of the most intense types of kissing, including mouth and tongue. Couples who engage in french kissing are comfortable exploring each other physically and passionately. French kissing can be an important marker in a relationship, as some people will determine whether or not a person is a “good kisser” at this point.

When people make you feel unwanted


When people make you feel unwanted, don't leave to make them feel sad or guilty, they won't. Leave because you no longer have a reason to stay. Sometimes you have to be strong for yourself. What’s meant to be will end up good and what’s not - won’t. Love is worth fighting for, but sometimes you can’t be the only one fighting. At times, people need to fight for you. If they don’t, you just have to move on and realize what you gave them was more than they were willing to give you.
- Unknown

Sometimes you spend your time doing for others and you forget you have a life too. Youshow love, you help them out at the drop of a hat and be there for them when ever you can. You put so much effort in and get very little or nothing in return. You tolerate and endure, you go back for more and you hope things will get better, but you can only take so much before you stick up for yourself and speak your mind. The truth hurts, but surely it is better out than keeping it to yourself and you are the only one hurting, then all you have done in the past is forgotten and those you loved and put before yourself, walk past you as if you don’t exist. We all make mistakes, some we learn from, some we don’t. The weak don’t forgive, that is down to the strong. ~ Nigel Williams 

Only the truth will set us free from the scars of yesterday. Let the pain go by accepting the truth & learn to face the reality that you are not meant for each other. ~ Lizabelle Guzman 

Things are not always what they Seem


Two travelling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family.

The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion’s guest room.

Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement.

As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it.

When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied,

“Things aren’t always what they seem.”

The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife.

After sharing what little food they had, the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night’s rest.

When the sun came up the next morning, the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field.

The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older angel how he could have let this happen? ”The first man had everything, yet you helped him,” she accused. ‘The second family had little but was willing to share everything, and you let the cow die.”

“Things aren’t always what they seem,” the older angel replied. “When we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I noticed there was gold stored in that hole in the wall. Since the owner was so obsessed with greed and unwilling to share his good fortune, I sealed the wall so he wouldn’t find it.”

Guy Kept Complaining About Her Service For No Reason. But His Girlfriend’s Response Is Perfect.

(It is a busy Saturday night. During the dinner rush, I have been dealing with a table of two 2o-somethings on a date. The guy, a blonde, had found something to complain about every time I've walked by. Meanwhile the brown-haired girl just blushes and stays quiet. They've finished their meal.)

Blonde Man: "Are you new here?"

Me: "No, sir. I've been a waitress here for two years and three years at [other restaurant] prior."

Blonde Man: "Then you have no excuse for how terrible this service was. The salad was wilty, and the entree was way too cold, and you were nowhere to be found. Plus, this place is far too noisy; I could barely hear myself speak! Honestly, I get better service at a fast food place."

Me: "I'm sorry you feel that way. While there isn't much I can do about the noise, I did offer to bring you different food before, but you said no."

Blonde Man: *waves me off* "Just bring me the check, and try not to be so slow about it for once."

(I go and get the check, but when I return, his date stands up and hands me a $2o bill.)

Girl: "Here, this is your tip. He wasn't going to give you one. As a former waiter myself, I thought you were doing a perfectly fine job. My food was great, and the service was fast even though you're so busy right now."

(She turns to her stunned blonde date.)

Girl: "People like you made my job so much worse, especially for making us work that much harder for no tip. So thanks for the meal, but you can go ahead and delete my number because there will be no second date. And by the way, potjevleesch is supposed to be served cold, you idiot."

(With that, she left the restaurant without him. It made the whole night worth it, to see that blonde man speechless.)

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8 Definite Signs Your Woman Truly Loves You

Sure, she says she loves you, but words are cheap. Short of seeing her reaction when you ask her for one of her kidneys, is there any way to tell whether she’s really feeling that love? Thanks to science and a little bit of psychology, there is!


She loves the way you smell. Do you catch her burying her nose in your pillow after you get out of bed? Or does she reel in disgust when you skip your shower? If you’re sure you’ve been laying off the garlic but she’s still turning up her nose at you, you may have trouble. Studies have shown that women use the sense of smell in determining a life partner.
She’s happy for your successes. A woman who celebrates with you when your life goes well is truly invested in you and your future together. Does she belittle your accomplishments? That’s a sign of resentment. Not good.

She’s always touching you. Does she have trouble keeping her hands off you? Touching, especially non-sexual touching like smoothing your hair or leaning against your shoulder, is a sign she cares deeply for you. It makes her happy to know you’re within reach.
She actually means it when she asks how your day went. A person in love wants to empathize with the object of her affection. Knowing every little detail of your day helps her strengthen her connection to you.

When a Man is truly a Man?


A man is truly a man when he wins the love of a good woman, earns her RESPECT, and keeps her TRUST.

A man who shows respect and good manners to all at all times, will win the heart of a woman he loves and this woman will want to respect him, and if he continues showing her respect and good manners, he will never lose her respect and trust but this goes to say about anyone’s trust and respect as unfortunately many times people show respect and trust until they think they possess/own the other and the respect and good manners go out the window and then obviously respect and trust is destroyed. Show respect and trust and you will receive respect and trust as it is earned. ~ Stéphanie Carter 

A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more peace and content in life than simply being a good husband and father. ~ Frank Abagnale

If you want to be a real human being - a real woman, a real man - you cannot tolerate things which put you to indignation, to outrage. You must stand up. I always say to people, 'Look around; look at what makes you unhappy, what makes you furious, and then engage yourself in some action.' ~ Stephane Hess