Goodbye 2013


Goodbye 2013
You made me cry, made me laugh
But it's time to Move on.

Walking alone is not difficult



Walking alone is not difficult but when we walked a mile with someone then… Coming back alone is difficult..

Happy New Year.


My New Years Wish For You

may you have....

12 months of happiness
52 weeks of fun and laughter
365 days of success
8,760 hours of good health
252,600 minutes of good luck
and 3153600 seconds of joy.
Happy New Year.

Can YOU Read This???


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Just a little bit of fun 

The Husband’s Cracker


A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son’s house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally n*k*d. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

“What are you doing?” she asked.

“I’m waiting for my husband to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law said. “I am wearing my love dress.”

“Love dress? But you’re na*ed!” said the mother-in-law.

“My husband loves me to wear this dress,” she explained. “It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can’t get enough of me.”

The mother-in-law left.

When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

“What are you doing?” he asked.

“This is my love dress” she whispered, sensually.

“Needs ironing,” he said

Life is all about leaning, adopting and converting.

Once upon a time a daughter complained to her father that her life was miserable and that she didn’t know how she was going to make it. She was tired of fighting and struggling all the time. It seemed just as one problem was solved, another one soon followed. 

Her father, a chef, took her to the kitchen. He filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. 

Once the three pots began to boil, he placed potatoes in one pot, eggs in the second pot and ground coffee beans in the third pot. He then let them sit and boil, without saying a word to his daughter. The daughter, moaned and impatiently waited, wondering what he was doing. After twenty minutes he turned off the burners. He took the potatoes out of the pot and placed them in a bowl. He pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. He then ladled the coffee out and placed it in a cup. 

Turning to her, he asked. “Daughter, what do you see?” “Potatoes, eggs and coffee,” she hastily replied.

 “Look closer”, he said, “and touch the potatoes.” She did and noted that they were soft. 

He then asked her to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she observed the hard-boiled egg. 

I'm Ready For A New Year


2013
Thanks for everything you have taught me.

2014
I have learned. I'm Ready.

Top 11 Amazing Health Benefits of Sleep

The benefits of sleep are much greater than many of us realize. Researchers across the world have confirmed many health benefitsof sleeping, such as:

if someone actually wanted you in their life



if someone actually wanted you in their life they would make a continuous effort by showing it.

The Breakup - Heart Touching Story


Boy: Baby, we need to talk.
Girl: Ricardo, what do u mean?

Boy: Something has come up...
Girl: What? What's wrong? Is it bad?

Boy: I don't want to hurt you, baby.
Girl: *Thinks* Oh my God, I hope he doesnt break up with me... I love him so much.

Boy: Baby, are you there??
Girl: Yeah, I'm here. What is so important??

Boy: I'm not sure if I should say it..
Girl: Well, you already brought it up, so please just tell me.

Boy: I'm leaving...
Girl: Baby, what are u talking about?? I don't want you to leave me, I love you.

Boy: Not like that, I mean I'm moving far away.
Girl: Why? All of your family lives over here.

Boy: Well, my father is sending me away to a boarding school far away.
Girl: I can't believe this.
[FATHER: (Picks up the other phone,  interrupts & yells furiously ERICA!, what did I tell you about talking
to boys?!!!... Get off the damn phone!! (And hangs up).]

Boy: Wow, your father sounds really mad.
Girl: You know how he gets, but anyways, I don't want you to go.

Boy: Would you run away with me?
Girl: Baby, you know I would, I would do anything for you, but I  can't... You don't know what would happen if I did. My dad would kill me!

Boy: *Sad* It's okay.. I understand, I guess..
Girl: *Thinking*I can't believe what's going on.

Heart Breaking Tragedy

We were in the college when my friend fell in love with that girl. It was her first day at college when we actually met her. My friend Akash was attracted towards her as she was most beautiful girl in that college. He wanted to talk to her but as we were senior to her we were in different classes.

It was so strange that he had such feelings for her. As it is said,' love at first sight', yes the same thing had happened in his case too. He was in love with her. 

After few days we however managed to talk to her,she was not just beautiful but also a nice human being with a heart of gold. We came to know that her name was Shruti.


They started meeting each other frequently and soon both of them confessed they love each other. I was much more happier for my friend as he got what he had wished for.They were enjoying in there own dreamland. But life was not that easy as they had thought,all the happiness were just for a moment.

You cannot change your future


You cannot change your future, but you can change your habits, and surely your habits will change your future.

5 passengers

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, “I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I can’t afford to die.” So he took the first parachute and left the plane.

The second passenger, Julia Gillard, said, “I am the prime Minister of Australia and I am the smartest woman in Australian history, so Australia’s people don’t want me to die.” She took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, John Kerry, said, “I’m a Senator, and a decorated war hero from the Army of the United States of America .” So he grabbed the parachute next to him and jumped.

The fourth passenger, ex-President George W. Bush, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, “I have lived a full life, and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.”

The little girl said, “That’s okay, Mr. President. There’s a parachute left for you. Australia ‘s smartest woman took my schoolbag.

God Does Not Create A Lock Without Its Key


God does not create a lock without its key, & God doesn't give you problems its solutions! Trust Him

A MOUSE AND MOUSETRAP


A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. 

“What food might this contain?” the mouse wondered. He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap. 

Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning: “There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!”

The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said “Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it.” 

The mouse turned to the pig and told him “There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!” The pig sympathized, but said “I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. Be assured you are in my prayers.”

Don’t fall in love with someone who says the right things.


Don’t fall in love with someone who says the right things. Fall in love with someone who does the right things.

It takes a strong heart to love


“It takes a strong heart to love, but it takes an even stronger heart to continue to love after it’s been hurt.”

THE LAW OF THE GARBAGE TRUCK


One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport.
We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us.
My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches!
The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us!
My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, really friendly.
So I asked, “Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!”

You may fall in love with the beauty of someone


You may fall in love with the beauty of someone;
But remember that finally you have to live with;
The character, not the beauty.

Expecting The World To Be Fair


If you're expecting the world to be fair with you
because you are fair, you are fooling yourself.

That's like expecting a lion not to eat you 
because you didn't eat him.

A Short Inspirational Story About Human Value

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked,

"Who would like this $20 bill?"

Hands started going up.

He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this.

He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill.

He then asked, "Who still wants it?"

Still the hands were up in the air.

Well, he replied, "What if I do this?"

The Tablecloth ~ An Amazing Christmas Story


The Tablecloth ~ An Amazing Christmas Story

The brand new pastor and his wife, were newly assigned to their first ministry. They were supposed to reopen a church in suburban Brooklyn. They arrived in early October excited about their opportunities. When they saw their church, it was very run down and needed much work. They set a goal to have everything done in time to have their first service on Christmas Eve.

True love is respect


When you argue & fight in a relationship, it is a test
to see if the partnership is strong enough to
overcome the disagreements.

True Love is to respect, to compromise and True Love
will allow each partner to understand and respect
the needs of the other.

26 Tips For Managing Stress


1. Always take time for yourself, at least 30 minutes per day.

2. Be aware of your own stress meter: Know when to step back and cool down.

3. Concentrate on controlling your own situation, without controlling
everybody else.

4. Daily exercise will burn off the stress chemicals.

5. Eat lots of fresh fruit, veggies, bread and water, give your body the best for it to perform at its best.

6. Forgive others, don’t hold grudges and be tolerant — not everyone is as capable as you.

7. Gain perspective on things, how important is the issue?

8. Hugs, kisses and laughter: Have fun and don’t be afraid to share your feelings with others.

9. Identify stressors and plan to deal with them better next time.

10. Judge your own performance realistically; don’t set goals out of your own reach.


True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally


True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for

The Truth Behind Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer


The Truth Behind Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer


A man named Bob May, depressed and brokenhearted, stared out his drafty apartment window into the chilling December night. His 4-year-old daughter Barbara sat on his lap quietly sobbing.

Bobs wife, Evelyn, was dying of cancer.

Little Barbara couldn't understand why her mommy could never come home. Barbara looked up into her dad's eyes and asked, "Why isn't Mommy just like everybody else's Mommy?" Bob's jaw tightened and his eyes welled with tears.

The top 10 worst ingredients in cigarettes...

The top 10 worst ingredients in cigarettes were identified in a list submitted to the United States Department of Health and Human Services during 1994.


The list of additives in cigarettes was compiled using information submitted by five major tobacco corporations: R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Company, Philip Morris, Liggett Group, Brown and Williamson and the American Tobacco Company.

The list includes 599 additives and since burning alters the chemical compositions, more than 4 thousand are created when cigarette is burned, impacting on you and those around you. 


Among the most hazardous ingredients in cigarettes are the following:


1. Nicotine – one of the most important ingredient in cigarettes


Nicotine is an addictive psychoactive alkaloid. It is the primary compound in a cigarette. Since it is a stimulant, it increases blood pressure and constricts veins and arteries. It prompts the body to release cholesterol and fat into the blood stream, and may lead to the development of blood clots.

2. Benzene

This is a carcinogen substance. It increases the possibility of developing leukemia  In addition, it damages the central nervous system and can lead to a variety of health problems. Among them are paralysis, convulsions, tremors, dizziness, coma, sleepiness, tightness in the chest, anemia and bone marrow damage.

If you want to be a part of my life


If you want to be a part of my life then the door will always be open. If you want to leave my life, again the door will always be open. But don't stand in the doorway because you're blocking the traffic.

What Your Face Says About Your Personality

I always wish, if face could be readable. It can help me in my entire life, understanding myself and my surrounding people. I tried researching on the face reading tricks and found some useful information that will help you as a tips to identify your personality by reading face.



Tip # 1 – Starting From Eyes:

Big and Beautiful Eyes:
It is believed that, people with big and beautiful eyes are normally friendly and outgoing. Open up themselves very easily and thinks the world is same as they are.
Small Eyes: These small eyed people are usually reserved and hard to impress but enjoy their life in their own way.
Close Together: Very smart people, handles any situation easily and takes decision to their advantage.
Wide Apart: These are broad minded people and accept people who unlike you.

Tip # 2 – Eyebrows:

Round and Curvy:
People with round and curvy eyebrows are often sensitive and emotional.
Thik: People having strong and thick eyebrows are self confident and poses logical approach in their life.
Thin:
Thin eyebrows is opposite to thick one, which indicate the lack of confidence in you.

Emotional Needs


Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said, “I don’t feel like it. I just want you to hold me.”
I said, “WHAT?! What was that?!”
She said, “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.”
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?” Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The next day I took off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her as she tried on several very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take, so I told her we’d just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to go with her new clothes, so I said, “Lets get a pair for each outfit.” We went on to the jewelry counter where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. She was so excited. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet. I threw her for a loop when I said, “That’s fine, honey.” She was nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.”
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No baby, I don’t feel like it.”
Her face went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, “WHAT?” I said, “Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.”
Just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”

A Mother may be educated or uneducated


A Mother may be educated or uneducated. But she is the best guidelines in the world when you fail in your life ..!!

A heart touching message by a woman... Some one asked her.......

Are you a working woman or a house-wife ??

She replied : Yes I am a full time working house-wife.

I work 24 hours a day.....
I'm a "mum",
I'm a wife,
I'm a daughter,
I'm a daughter-in-law.....
I'm an Alarm clock,
I'm a Cook,
I'm a Maid,
I'm a Teacher,
I'm a waiter,
I'm a nanny,
I'm a nurse,
I'm a handyman,
I'm a Security officer,
I'm a Counsellor,
I'm a comforter,
I don't get holidays,
I don't get sick leave,
I don't get day off......
I work through day and night.....
I'm on call......
all hours and get paid with a sentence.....

"what do you do all day"

Respect Your Mother.

Kindness Pays

There was once this guy who was very much in love with his girl. This romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of paper cranes as a gift to his girl.
Although, at that time he was just a small fry in his company, his future didn’t seem too bright, they were very happy together. Until one day, his girl told him she was going to Paris and will never come back. She also told him that she cannot visualize any future for the both of them, so they went their own ways there and then Heartbroken, the guy agreed. But when he regained his confidence, he worked hard day and night, slogging his body and mind just to make something out of himself.
Finally with all the hard work and the help of friends, this guy had set up his own company. You never fail until you stop trying. One rainy day, while this guy was driving, he saw an elderly couple sharing an umbrella in the rain walking to some destination. Even with the umbrella, they were still drenched. It didn’t take him long to realize they were his girl’s parents. With a heart in getting back at them, he drove slowly beside the couple, wanting them to spot him in his luxury sedan. He wanted them to know that he wasn’t the same any more; he had his own company, car, condo, etc.
He made it! What he saw next confused him, the couple was walking towards a cemetery, and so he got out of his car and followed and he saw his girl, a photograph of her smiling sweetly as ever at him from her tombstone and he saw his paper cranes right beside her…
Her parents saw him. He asked them why this had happened. They explained, she did not leave for France at all. She was ill with cancer. She had believed that he will make it someday,
but she did not want to be  his obstacle… therefore she had chosen to leave him. Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have. She had wanted her parents to put his paper cranes beside her, because, if the day comes when fate brings him to her again…he can take some of those back with him… Once you have loved, you will always love. For what’s in your mind may escape but what’s in your heart will remain forever.
The guy just wept……The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside her knowing you can’t have her, see her or be with her ever again……. ..hope you understand. Find time to realise that there is one person who means so much to you, for you might wake up one morning losing that person who you thought meant nothing to you.
KINDNESS Pays !

Why Do We Shout in Anger?

A master asked his disciples:
‘Why do we shout in anger? Why do people shout at each other when they are upset?’
The disciples thought for a while, and one of them said
‘Because we lose our calm, we shout for that.’
‘But, why to shout when the other person is just next to you? ‘Isn’t it possible to speak to him or her with a soft voice? Why do you shout at a person when you’re angry?’
The disciples gave him some other answers but none satisfied the master.
Finally he explained:
‘When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot. To cover that distance they must shout to be able to hear each other. The angrier they are, the stronger they will have to shout to hear each other through that great distance.’
Then the master asked:
‘What happens when two people fall in love? They don’t shout at each other but talk softly, why? Because their hearts are very close. The distance between them is very small…’
And he finally said:
‘When they love each other even more, what happens?
‘They do not speak, only whisper and they get even closer to each other in their love…….’
Finally They Even Need Not Whisper, They Only Look At Each Other And That’s All. That is How Close Two People Are When They Love Each Other.’
MORAL : When You Argue Do Not Let Your Hearts Get Distant, Do Not Say Words That Distance Each Other More, Else There Will Come A Day When The Distance is So Great That You Will Not Find The Path To Return…!!

Never Stop Believing in Hope ...



Never stop believing in hop because miracles happen everyday.


Funny Animal Facebook Status Updates..

If animals have FACEBOOK/ BBM/ WhatsApp, these are most likely to be their Status Updates :

COCKROACH: "Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!"

Dog: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad. What shall I tell her??,I don’t even remember"....

Mosquito: "I am HIV positive.. this is all due to wrong sucking"

Pig: "Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I am spreading flu…WTF!! "

Goat : "Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming soon"
,
Chicken: "If tomorrow there's no status update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC.

Pig writes a comment on Goat’s status: "Luckily I am haram"

Goat replies: "Don’t you remember that after Eid is the Chinese new year..? 

Your Inner Peace


Don’t let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace ~ Dalai Lama

Don't trust people


Don't trust people whose feelings change with time. Trust people whose feelings remain the same, even when the time changes.

Making Relations Special.

When I was a kid, my Mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made dinner after a long, hard day at work. On that evening so long ago, my Mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage and extremely burned biscuits in front of my dad. I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed! Yet all dad did was reached for his biscuit, smile at my Mom and ask me how my day was at school. I don’t remember what I told him that night, but I do remember watching him smear butter and jelly on that biscuit and eat every bite! 


When I got up from the table that evening, I remember hearing my Mom apologize to my dad for burning the biscuits. And I’ll never forget what he said: “Honey, I love burned biscuits.”
Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if he really liked his biscuits burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said, “Your Momma put in a hard day at work today and she’s real tired. And besides – a little burned biscuit never hurt anyone!”
Moral: Life is full of imperfect things and imperfect people. I’m not the best at hardly anything, and I forget birthdays and anniversaries just like everyone else. But what I’ve learned over the years is that learning to accept each others faults – and choosing to celebrate each others differences – is one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting relationship.

This cartoon sums up today’s relationships nicely.

Funny cartoon about today’s relationships.

Do you mind if I strap your phone to my forehead so I can pretend you’re looking at me when I talk?

It's sweet when someone knows


It's sweet when someone knows every single detail about you. Not because you constantly remind them, but because they pay attention.

Ten More Minutes.

While at the park one day, a woman sat down next to a man on a bench near a playground.  “That’s my son over there,” she said, pointing to a little boy in a red sweater who was gliding down the slide.  “He’s a fine looking boy” the man said. “That’s my daughter on the bike in the white dress.”

Then, looking at his watch, he called to his daughter. “What do you say we go, Melissa?”  Melissa pleaded, “Just Ten more minutes, Dad. Please? Just Ten more minutes.”  The man nodded and Melissa continued to ride her bike to her heart’s content. Minutes passed and the father stood and called again to his daughter. “Time to go now?”

 Again Melissa pleaded, “Ten more minutes, Dad. Just ten more minutes.”  The man smiled and said, “OK.”  “My, you certainly are a patient father,” the woman responded.


The man smiled and then said, “Her older brother Tommy was killed by a drunk driver last year while he was riding his bike near here. I never spent much time with Tommy and now I’d give anything for just ten more minutes with him. I’ve vowed not to make the same mistake with Melissa.  She thinks she has ten more minutes to ride her bike. The truth is, I get Ten more minutes to watch her play.” 

Moral: Life is all about making priorities, and family is one and only priority on top of all other, so spend all time you can with loved ones. 

First Kisses are Always Sweet - Touching Story


I was in 1st year of college when I knew him and he was in his 3rd year of high school. We became close because of one thing and that was "Love."

He had a girlfriend and I had none. I told him every detail of my life and about my feelings for my crush and he did the same thing. He cared for me more than his sister and I was doing the same thing to him. I just didn't know that I was beginning to like him because he was 2 years younger than I was and besides, he had a girlfriend.

That summer, we had a youth camp in our place. We really had a great time together and when it was time to rest, he accompanied me to the tent with his feet outside because girls and boys weren't allowed to sleep together, but there were too many mosquitoes that he let his whole body get in the tent with the door open. But, the insects started to get in, so we decided to close the tent and we were sleeping side by side.

We talked and talked when suddenly, he asked me, "Why do I love you?" I answered him saying, "Because God said 'Love one another.’" Then, he smiled and kissed me on the check and there was silence... after a while he embraced me and said "You'll never forget me." I nodded, but then he told me the same phrase again and I hardly heard him. When I asked him, he suddenly kissed my lips and hug me.

After that, I really didn't know what to say or do because I was really shocked and shy. I just turn my back away from him and look at the stars above. He listened to the beatings of my heart and asked me why my heart was beating so fast. I blamed him for that.

The next morning, he looked at me and when we got the chance to talk, he teased me with the question, "who was your first kiss?" I just smiled because I can't forget the time his lips touched mine. That was the time that I proved to myself and to everyone that first kisses are always the sweetest, especially if it's an unexpected kiss....

love you mom


I MET MONEY ONE DAY. I SAID…


I met money one day. I said, “You are just a piece of paper.” Money smiled and said,”Of course I’m a piece of paper, but I haven’t seen a dustbin yet, in my life”.