Trust is like glass

Trust is like glass ... Once broken it will never be the same again!

Trust is like paper. Once it's crumbled, it can never be perfect again. Trust is like paper. Once it's crumbled, it can never be perfect again.

Trust can be mended, but it will never be the same. Still, it takes two to hold it in place and make needed changes to make the repair successful. Next time trust is broken, it’s nearly impossible to fix. Relationships are strong yet fragile with the wrong people involved. ( Karyn Rose )

The pain of the memory, will always be there. One cannot erase that. ( Patricia Gabriel )

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Please don't give up.

Sometimes when we are hurt - physically or emotionally - we are convinced that it is the end, that we will never feel wholeness or joy again. We think we are permanently broken, but we are not. You must keep striving and surviving with courage and hope. Never give up, and never surrender! Strong we can always be. But please hang in there. Hold your head high. Have faith in God. Please don't give up.

There’s a reason for everything, but as time passes you realise it was meant to be that God knows what is the best for you. ~ Desire Uys

People will always, always let us down, God never will. We just have to remember to reach up to Him. ~ Joan Legate

Apply patience and give respect to time. You will realize what a wonderful person is hiding inside of you. Still your mind, throw away yesterday, leave alone tomorrow and live your Present with mindful night of eachbreath you breathe now. You will discover that gems in you beyond anyone’s expectations. ~ Khema Jenny

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You’ll never be brave if you don’t get hurt.

You’ll never be brave if you don’t get hurt. 

You’ll never learn if you don’t make mistakes.
 You’ll never be successful if you don’t encounter failure.

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Kiss On The Cheek

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned.

The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny.

So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.

However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man’s new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his baby face!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.

He said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?”

My darling,” she replied, “I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”

People talk behind your back for three reasons

People talk behind your back for three reasons,

1) When they can’t reach your level,
2) When they don’t have, what you have,
3) When they try to copy your life style, but can’t.

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Smart Dean and University students

Smart Dean and University students:

One night, 4 university students were boozing late into the night and didn’t study for a test which was scheduled for the next day.

In the morning they thought of a plan.They made themselves look
as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt.

They then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

The dean was a just person so he said that “you can have the re-test after 3 days.” they said they would be ready by that time.

On the third day they appeared before the dean.
The dean said that this was a special condition that all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.

They all agreed as they had
prepared well in the last three
days. The test consisted of 5 questions with total of 100 marks.

Question 1:
Write down your name……….. ……… ……… ……… ..
(2 Marks)

Question 2:
Write the name of the bride and bridegroom of the wedding you attended 4 days ago………………………………………….
(30 Marks)

Question 3: What is the type of a car whose tyre burst?… ……………………… (2Marks)

Question 4:
Which tyre burst?…… ……… ……… ……… ……… ………………..
(28 Marks)

Question 5:
Who was driving?…. ……… ……… ……… ……… …………………
(20 Marks)

Never apologize for being sensitive or emotional.

Never apologize for being sensitive or emotional. Let this be a sign that you’ve got a big heart and aren’t afraid to let others see it. Showing your emotions is a sign of strength. Author ~ Brigitte Nicole

Never ruin an apology with an excuse. Quote By~ Benjamin Franklin

Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth.
[Writer ~ Benjamin Disraeli]

Sincere forgiveness isn't colored with expectations that the other person apologize or change.

Don't worry whether or not they finally understand you. Love them and release them.
Life feeds back truth to people in its own way and time. [Written by ~ Sara Paddison

Never apologize, mister, it’s a sign of weakness. ~ John Wayne

Sorry I painted the word 'twat' on your garage door. ~ David Shrigley

Never apologize for having high standards. People who really want to be in your life will rise up to meet them
[Suman Rai]

A blonde woman in financial trouble

A blonde woman in financial trouble

One day a blonde woman found herself in financial trouble after her business went bust, so she started resorting to prayer.

“Please god, help me.” said the blonde, “I have lost my business and if I don’t get some money soon then I will lose my car too. Please let me win the lottery.”

She waits for lottery night and watches aghast as someone else wins.

“Please god,” prayed the woman.

A few days later, “Let me win the lottery. I have lost my business, my car and my children are starving.”

She waits for lottery night and watches aghast as someone else wins.

“God, why have’nt you helped me?” begged the blonde, “I have lost my business, my car, my house, my children are starving and I have been a good servant all my life. Please let me win the lottery.”

Suddenly a blinding flash appeared and the heavens opened up and the blonde is confronted by a huge vision of god.

“Sharon,” boomed the godly voice, “meet me half way on this. Buy a fucking ticket!”

Sometimes you just need to relax

Sometimes you just need to relax, breathe and know that everything is going to be alright.

Don’t Step on the Ducks

Don’t Step on the Ducks

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: don’t
step on the ducks!”

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost
impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the
first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says,

“Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St.
Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them
together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to
an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes
up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on … very tall, long eyelashes,
muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, “I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of

The guy says, “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck!”

Don't worry about what others think

Don't worry about what others think. Most people don't use their brain very often.

For Women Only

For Women Only

A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only”.
Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It’s easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what’s inside.”

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads:

“All the men on this floor are short and plain.”

The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads:

“All the men here are short and handsome.”

Still, this isn’t good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads:

“All the men here are tall and plain.”

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continuedon up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect:

“All the men here are tall and handsome.”

The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one
floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads:

“There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman.”

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed.

As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car.

The officer looked down at the monkey and said “I wish you could talk. ”

The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down.

“You can understand what I’m saying? ” asked the officer.

Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.

“Well, did you see this? ”

“Yes,” motioned the monkey.

Police officer : “What happened? ”

The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.

“They were drinking? ” asked the officer.

“Yes. ”

“What else? ”

The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.

“They were smoking marijuana? ”

“Yes. ”

“What else? ”

The monkey motioned “Screwing. ”

“They were screwing, too? ” asked the astounded officer.

“Yes. ”

“Now wait, you’re saying your owners were drinking, smoking and screwing before theywrecked? ”

“Yes. ”

“What were you doing during all this? ”

“Driving ” motioned the monkey.

Personality Traits Attributed by the Birth Date.

A lot many astrological aspects attribute to your overall personality as an individual and so does the day of the month you were born on, that is- your Birth Date. Don’t confuse it with your Date of Birth, which is the date and the year of your birth. When we say ‘Birth Date’, exclude the year from it- it’s just the day of the month you were born on- first, thirty-first or whatever. Astrology maintains that the arrangement of celestial bodies varies for each day of the month and thus every celestial pattern inspires different dispositions in the individual born on that day of the month. Just read through and make out what traits of your personality have been attributed by your Birth Date.

1st : People born on the first of a month are energetic and vivacious in attitude. They view things from logical and analytical perspective. Lest some weakness should be divulged, they shrink from the display of emotions and keep them to themselves. Desire to lead is intrinsic in these people and they relish the opportunities to demonstrate their skills.

2nd : Those born the second day of a month usually display a variety of distinctive dispositions- they are often utopian, moody, sensitive and emotional, and sometimes perceptive. Such people happen to be introverts and feel uneasy when surrounded by a large group. They need to be solaced by their loved ones when caught in an affliction.

3rd : This date of birth causes an individual to be expansive and amiable in essence. Such people are having wanderlust in relationships and they are always on the move. They are blessed with superb communication skills and are adept at swaying people by virtue of their forte of communication.

4th : People born on this day of the month are systematic, meticulous and upwardly mobile. Their family is pivotal to them. They can be very obstinate once they have made a decision.

5th : 5th day of the month renders an effusive and versatile disposition to the individuals born on this day. They possess a lust for novelty and adventure, and yearn to probe the unexplored. A mundane and uneventful life turns them off and they are always on a hunt for novelty and var.

6th : Those born on the 6th day of a month are headstrong, sensitive and tender. They are doting people who revel in the responsibilities that relations bring to them. They are not deterred by adversities and show perseverance. However, their benevolence can make them prone to being swindled.

The best type of intimacy

It’s not always about sex, sometimes the best type of intimacy is where you just lay back, laugh together at the stupidest things, hold each other, and enjoy each others company.

Husband lost his Wife

Husband lost his Wife

Man: I lost my wife.

Inspector: What is her height?

Man: I never noticed.

Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Man: Not slim, can be healthy

Inspector: Colour of the eyes?

Man: Never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair?

Man: Changes according to season.

Inspector: What was she wearing?

Man: suit. I don’t remember exactly.

Inspector: Was somebody with her???

Man: Yes, my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy,brown eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, wearing a golden
belt studded with blue balls, he likes non-veg. food, we eat together, we jog together…
And the man started crying….

Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first!!!

Did You Know These 20 Hidden Facts?

~ Did You Know? ~

1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes.

2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there’s a 50% chance you’ll die within the next 3 years

3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. There’s a 9% chance that you’ll meet one of them in your lifetime.

4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and keeps your spine stronger.

5. A person’s height is determined by their father, and their weight is determined by their mother.

6. If a part of your body “falls asleep”,
you can almost always “wake it up” by shaking your head.

7. There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing – Food, attractive people and danger

8. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their right side

9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes will absorb the unpleasant odour.

10. According to Albert Einstein, if honey bees were to disappear from earth, humans would be dead within 4 years.


1. Whenever someone is angry and confrontational, stand next to them instead of in front of them. You won’t appear as so much of a threat, and they eventually calm down.

2. Open with “I need your help.” People don’t like the guilt of not helping someone out. When asking for a favor from someone, begin your request by saying “I need your help.” It greatly increases your chances of getting that favor done.

3. Rephrase what the other person says and repeat it back to them. This makes them think you’re listening and really interested in what they’re saying. It makes them feel validated. Obviously, you don’t want to overdo this.

4. If you want someone to agree with you, nod while you talk.This gets the otherperson to nod too, and they begin to subconsciously think they agree with you.

5. If someone doesn’t like you, ask to borrow a pencil. It is a small enough favor that they won’t say no, and it gets them to like you more.

6. Fold your arms to determine interest. If someone is observing you, they will likely mimic you. Fold your arms, and see if they do it, too.

7. Repeat a person’s name many times during a conversation. It helps you remember it, and makes them like you more.

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Just because

Just because I am not talking doesn’t mean I’m in a bad mood. Sometimes, I just like being quiet.

Weather forecast on Radio

One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today.
You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.”
Bob’s wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio
announcer says, “We are expecting 6-8 inch
es of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.”
Bob’s wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park…” then the electric power goes out.
Bob’s wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, “Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?”
With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says, “Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time?”:)

You don’t need to be in a relationship to be a complete person

You don't need to be in a relationship to be a complete person - you're complete because of who you are, not because of who you're with.

We feel complete by who we are, but there’s still something missing in the puzzle. By having someone to share and to spend life with; with the unconditional love and compassion that we give to each other make each of us more complete, to find the essence of living life. There’s always a balance in life. ~ Sariani Pasni

Nobody need another person to be complete. If you are complete, you can have worthy relationships with friends, couple, etc. ~ Marielos Ugarte

Sometimes you can be more complete by yourself than with someone. The other person can drain your completeness. You have to be true to yourself either way. ~ Barb Carberry

It’s self-respect.

Sometimes you have to try not to care, no matter how much you do, because sometimes you can mean nothing to someone who means so much to you. It’s not pride. It’s self-respect.

Engineer in hell

Engineer in hell
An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell.
It doesn’t take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell.
He soon begins to design and build improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning,
flush toilets and escalators. Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan and says: “So, how are things in Hell?”
Satan replies: “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators.
And there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.”
“What!” God exclaims: “You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake – he should never have been sent to Hell. Send him back to me.”
“Not a chance,” Satan replies: “I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him!”
God insists: “Send him back or I’ll sue.”
Satan laughs uproariously and answers: “Yeah, right! And where are you going to get a lawyer?

Husband desperate to visit bar

Husband desperate to visit bar
The couple has been married only two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, can’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
“Honey,” says he to his new bride, “I’ll be right back…”
“Where are you going, Coochy Coo?” asks the wife.
“I’m going to the bar, Pretty Face. I’m going to have a beer.”
“You want a beer, My Love?”
She opens the refrigerator door shows him 25 different brands of beer from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, including six places he’s never even heard of.
The husband is nonplussed, and all he can think to say is, “Yes, Honey Pie, but the bar you know…the frozen glass…”
He hasn’t finished the sentence before wifey interrupts him by saying, “You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?”
She hands him a mug out of the freezer that is so cold that it burns his fingers.
“Yes, Tootsie Roll,” hubby says a bit desperately, “but at the bar they have those hors d’oeuvres that are really delicious… I won’t be long. I’ll be right back. I promise. OK?”
“You want hors d’oeuvres, Pookie Pooh?”
She opens the oven and removes 15 different hors d’oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
“But, Sweetie, Honey…at the bar…you know…the swearing, the dirty words and all that…”
“You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?

Find someone who’ll never get tired of kissing you everyday

Find someone who’ll never get tired of kissing you everyday, who’ll hug you when you are jealous, who’ll understandingly ­stay silent when you are mad, who’ll squeeze your hand when you are not in the mood, who’ll plan and imagine the future with you in it. Don’t settle for less than that.

When you really care about someone

When you really care about someone, their mistakes never change our feelings because the mind gets angry but the heart that still cares.

You Just Play Games

A Relationship Without Trust Is Like a Cellphone With No Service. And What Do You Do With A Cellphone With No Service ?? You Just Play Games

Silence is deadly

When a woman no longer gets frustrated and upset with you, you can almost guarantee that she doesn't care anymore. Silence is deadly. - Unknown.

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10 Lies People Will Tell You After A Breakup

1. “It has nothing to do with you.”

It’s an unfortunate reality that many people who are dumped, despitebeing utterly broken up over the whole ordeal, were unwittingly the cause of things not working out. Some people just aren’t compatible, and you may happen to be the opposite of things that the person you love is looking for in life. Where they want someone who is more quiet and methodical and reserved, you may be loud and spontaneous and outgoing. And that doesn’t mean that there’s anything wrong with you — it only means that you’ll be much better suited to a different relationship. But acting as though, in every case, the breakuphappened despite the fact that the two of you were absolutely perfect for each other in every way is just absurd.

2. “You’re better off without them.”

There is no need to qualify people as being “better” or “worse” in the context of a relationship every time there is a breakup. Sure, there are going to come obvious times when someone has escaped from a situation that was hurtful or damaging, but that doesn’t meant that every time a relationship comes to an end, you are automatically better for being single. Sometimes you were very happy, and just as kind and good, when you were with someone else. Just because it ended doesn’t mean you need totrash the person you were when you were coupled up.

3. “They’ll never find someone as good as you.”

It’s a very hard thing to hear, but someone who isn’t like you may beexactly what your recent ex needs, and they may be better than you — not in some objective, ultimate way, but for your ex. There may be someone out there who does and sees things in a way that is just fundamentally easier for them, that makes more sense, and which makes them more happy. That doesn’t mean anything negative about you personally, it only means that when it comes to relationships, “good” and “bad” is about as subjective as anything can be. One person’sbrussel sprouts is another person’sred velvet cake, as they say.

4. “[The new person] is a bitch/loser/asshole.”

Especially when a breakup stems from someone finding someone else, the temptation to demonize the new person who came between the two of you is extremely high. It’s easy, and simple, and makes the whole thing fit perfectly into the narrative that worksfor you. If you can just write off the new person as being a horrible human being, there is nothing wrong with hating them, blaming them for everything, and still preserving the idealized image you have in your head of your ex. It’s never the ex, always the person who stole them away. But the truth is, sometimes we are simply happier with other people — and that’s no one’s fault. If the new person actually is an asshole, fine. But don’t slap that label on an otherwise good person just to make yourself feel better.

5. “You’ll find someone again soon.”

You might not find someone soon. In fact, you could go years without meeting someone with whom you want to be in any serious way. And that doesn’t make you any less worthy — your navigating the emotions of a breakup should not be predicated on waiting for someone to come and make things better. That’s your job.

6. “There’s nothing you could have done.”

What if you did do something wrong? What if you were neglectful, or harsh, or disingenuous, or cold? What if you truly hurt them? It’s possible that you had absolutely no fault in the breakup, but there is also a high chance that you did something at some point that contributed to things ending. And this doesn’t mean you’re a terrible, worthless person who will never loveagain — it just means that we all make mistakes, and you are one of us. There is something to be learned from here, something you may not want to do again the next time you have someone’s heart. And automatically dismissing your participation in the relationship as being flawless is an easy way to never grow as a person.

7. “You just need to get out there!”

There is going to come a time when people — likely your well-meaning friends — will encourage you to just “get out there.” And by that, they probably mean things like going to bars, getting on dating sites, going out with new people, partying, and having fun. You may want to do these things, they may fit exactly into the vision you had of recovering from the breakup. But you might just want to be alone and reflect, or listen to sad music, or stay at home and watch movies with friends. You may not want to date again for a while — and that’s okay! There is no rule that says you immediately have to start chasing after new opportunities the second your last one has ended. And we all know that bars can be a harsh environment when you’re feeling particularly emotionally frayed and are constantly hovering over your text inbox, moments away from sending an incredibly unfortunate drunk message. It may, in fact, be best to avoid that for a while.

8. “They are going to regret this.”

They might not regret it at all. They might be much happier immediately after the breakup, and — even if they will always think of you fondly — have no interest in rekindling things. It happens to everyone.

9. “Now you get to enjoy the single life!”

If you go through a period in which you find it difficult to enjoy being alone and getting used to doing things by yourself, there is no reason to feel like you’re some terrible hermit who should be locked in a belltower. Sometimes it can be really disorienting to get used to being solo for many of life’s activities, and it can mean enduring a period of sadness and loneliness. It can mean longing to be back in a relationship. It can mean not really enjoying the things you get to do now that you’re no longer tied down. And that isn’t a bad thing — just because you’re not canonballing back into dinners for one, doesn’t mean that you won’t ever get back to normal.

10. “You’ll forget all about this one day.”

There are some people that you’re simply not going to forget. You will always think of the person they were, the person you were when you were with them, and everything you created between the two of you. There will be good things that your brain will tend to favor, brushing over the parts that make you cringe with remorse or embarrassment. You may still get a flicker of nerves when you see their name or a photo of them, when you are reminded that they still exist without you. It’s a risk we all take when we get into relationships, when we allow someone to meet the person we rarely show to those around us. But falling in love is worth taking that risk — and never forgetting someone isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Because one thing that people might not tell you when you break up is that getting over someone doesn’t necessarily mean forgetting they exist, sometimes it just means realizing that you can exist, too.

Life is like a book.

Life is like a book.
Some chapters are sad, some are happy and some are exciting, but if you never turn the page, you will never know what the next chapter has in store for you.

Its dark in here

Its dark in here

A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, “Its dark in here.”

The man says, “Yes, it is.”

Boy ~ “I have a baseball.”

Man ~ “That’s nice.”

Boy ~ “Want to buy it?”

Man ~ “No, thanks.”

Boy ~ “My dad’s outside.”

Man ~ “OK, how much?”

Some jobs are tough for genie too

Some jobs are tough for genie too

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie.

The genie said “OK, OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I’m getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!”

The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, “I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii but I’m scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?”

Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P):

Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P):

P : What do you do for a living Mr. X?
H : I work as an Accountant in a Bank.

P : Your Wife ?
H : She doesn't work. She's a Housewife only.

P : Who makes breakfast for your family in the morning?
H : My Wife, because she doesn't work.

P : At what time does your wife wake up for making breakfast?
H : She wakes up at around 5 am because she cleans the house first before making breakfast.

P : How do your kids go to school?
H : My wife takes them to school, because she doesn't work.

P : After taking your kids to school, what does she do?
H : She goes to the market, then goes back home for cooking and laundry. You know, she doesn't work.

P : In the evening, after you go back home from office, what do you do?
H : Take rest, because i'm tired due to all day works.

P : What does your wife do then?
H : She prepares meals, serving our kids, preparing meals for me and cleaning the dishes, cleaning the house then taking kids to bed.

Whom do you think works more, from the story above???

The daily routines of your wives commence from early morning to late night. That is called 'DOESN'T WORK'??!!

Yes, Being Housewives do not need Certificate of Study, even High Position, but their ROLE/PART is very important!

Appreciate your wives. Because their sacrifices are uncountable. This should be a reminder and reflection for all of us to understand and appreciate each others roles.

All about a WOMAN ....
* When she is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind.

* When she stares at you, she is wondering why she loves you so much in spite of being taken for granted.

* When she says I will stand by you, she will stand by you like a rock.

Never hurt her or take her wrong or for granted...

Forward to every woman to make her smile and to every man to make him realize a woman's worth...!!!

Smart Women goes boating

Smart Women goes boating

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors,and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”

“Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking, “Isn’t that obvious?”)

“You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her.

“I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.”

“Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”

“If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman.

“But I haven’t even touched you,” says the game warden.

“That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”

“Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.

Never take a good woman

To men: Never take a good woman for granted because one day another guy will come along and appreciate what you didn’t.

Why am I Alone?

Being involved in a romantic relationship generally produces feelings of well-being and happiness. Loneliness can lead to depression and loss of self-esteem if there is no awareness of the situation.

Not having a significant other is not a synonym of being alone. There are moments when a person doesn’t want to be with someone until feeling secure and confident regarding their feelings. For other people, loneliness creates anguish and distress which may cause symptoms of depression.

The absence of a romantic partner can become a problem when we find certain situations:

• Confusing absence of a romantic partner with loneliness
• Difficulties dealing with breakups
• Involved in toxic relationships
• Fear of being in the same pattern
• Not feeling attractive
• Love myths “you only love once,” or “I need to find my soul mate ”
• Problems with communication skills or self-esteem, personality traits like narcissism, psychopathic traits, or manipulation
• Biased version of loss or breakup as personal failure
• Not accepting loss
• Indifference and coldness to others

Reasons for being alone

Some reasons people are afraid or don’t have luck in relationships is shyness, love deceptions, or negative experiences. Fear of rejection is a common fear that can lead to self-sabotage of the course of a romantic relationship. Some justify their loneliness or fear of commitment with physical or health problems, or low self-esteem. Some are truly happy in their single state and have no desire to change it.

Awareness of solitary state
• Try to understand why this situation is happening. Create an objective analysis and identify if you are self-sabotaging. Look for your desires and actions that are keeping you away from those desires.

• Ask for significant others, friends, and family their opinions about themselves and about their personal cases. You will find that you are not the only one suffering from loneliness, a void, or perpetual non-satisfaction. Realize that people who are involved in a relationship sometimes feel lonely and feel a void, a relationship is not a guarantee of happiness or support.

• Make changes in your routine, exercise and eat well, meditate, sleep well. Join community or recreational groups. Help others. Work on personal growth. Read. Stop procastinating. Eliminate toxic friends. Learn something new. Live your life with intensity, but think long-term perspective. Look for people with similar interests.

• Its important to realize that the absence of a partner is not necessarily confused with loneliness . This myth relies on ideas like: “being single is awful” or “being in a relationship equals happiness”

• If you keep thinking that you cannot achieve happiness because you are single, you will create an emptiness within yourself, not enjoying the moments and turning your thoughts and feelings into negativity that will poison your life. This false sense of unhappiness created by being alone will stop you from doing things that are usually done as a couple.

• Increase your self-confidence by standing alone. There is a stereotype that being alone is bad, society and other people make it negative, but you can still enjoy the sweet independent life. More time to enjoy for yourself, more time for your hobbies and habits, more time for personal growth. You create your own discomfort, don’t be afraid of being alone, if its positive or negative is up to you.

What Your Signature Says About You

Your signature is your public face. In our daily life we sign contracts, checks, tax forms, admission forms, bank forms, and other important documents. Many celebrities give autographs, lovers sign letters. Your signature is as unique as your fingerprints. Different people have different styles of signatures. One study found that on an average if a person is given a blank paper the first thing that they are most likely going to write first is their name, or signature. Your signature says a lot about you.

Here are some observations:

1. Size of Signature

A large signature shows a sense of high status. If your signature is larger than your handwriting, it shows higher self-esteem and confidence level.

Those whose signatures are same as their writing (medium signature) are likely to be balanced with a sense of value and modesty. These people do not act or pretend and have knowledge of how they are perceived.

A small signature shows a high degree of self-motivation. Such people do not care what other people think but are likely to have low self-confidence.

2. I-Dot Signature

A signature with i-dot’s speaks about the personality of the person. A creative i-dot signifies that the person is different from the crowd and loves to stand out. The small straight line used as an i-dot talks about the impatient behavior of a person. This person is likely to always be in hurry. No i-dot shows the person does not need heed details and finds it tough to follow minute details. A long and continuous i-dot shows creativity and intelligence.

3. Rising and Descending Signature

Most signatures are rising in direction or descending. Rising signatures show the positive attitude of the writer. Such writers are usually optimistic and have a sense of ambition. These writers have the ability to face tough times or difficulties with confidence head-on. Descending signatures depict a rough patch in your life, it can be depression or pessimism.

Those who have straight and horizontal signatures are balanced in life. These writers are generally satisfied with life and the things coming to them.

4. Signature Underline

A simple underline shows the self-reliance of the writer. Such writers like to follow rules and traditions blindly. The more stylized the underline, the more attention a writer is likely to seek. These writers love to get noticed everywhere and are ready to do anything to be the center of attention.

A zigzag underline shows uncertain behavior of the writer. If the line is toward the right it shows self-reliance of the writer while the left shows uncertainty. Long zigzag lines shows less independence.

5. Other Random Messages

A smooth signature shows the gentle, outgoing, sociable, and charming personality of the writer.
If the signature is not readable towards the end it shows impatient behavior.

If the first letter of the signature is stylized the writer is more likely to be creative and out of the crowd.
If one writes their middle name first it shows attachment to hobbies and disability to make faithful friends.

A signature which has the first and the second name interconnected shows the richness in the character and a strong parental connection.

If the first letter of the signature is stylized and in lower case it shows that the person has highly usable skills that are beneficial for others, not themselves.

Your signature can give many hints about your personality and character. Make your signature wisely as this can leave an impression and your public image to the world.

Thanks to everyone ...

Thanks to those who hated me, you made me a stronger person. Thanks to those who loved me, you made my heart grow fonder. Thanks to those who envied me, you made my self esteem increase. Thanks to those who cared, you made me feel important. Thanks to those who entered my life, you made me who I am today. Thanks to those who left, you showed me that nothing lasts forever. Thanks to those who stayed, you showed me the true meaning of friendship.

A Spanish Lesson

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
‘House’ for instance, is feminine: ‘la casa.’
‘Pencil,’ however, is masculine: ‘el lapiz.’
A student asked, ‘What gender is ‘computer’?’
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer’ should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men’s group decided that ‘computer’ should definitely be of the feminine gender (‘la computadora’), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine (‘el computador’), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.