I Respect me.


Cutting people out of my life doesn't mean I hate them, it simply means I Respect me.

Everyone should be respected as an individual, but no one idolized. [Writer:Albert Einstein] 

Respect goes both ways. If you don't respect me, I won't respect you. But if you do respect me I'll give you the world. [Unknown]

I am what I am


I am what I am if you don't like Me, turn your head and walk away. Simple as that.

I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain't never gonna do it any different. I don't care who likes it and who don't. ~ Buck Owens

I am what I am thanks to my mother, my father, my brother, my sister... because they have given me everything. The education I have is thanks to them. ~ Ronaldinho

I like to be myself, and I don't pretend. For instance, I don't dress up for occasions; I am what I am. ~ Virat Kohli

I am what I am. I love golf, I love my life, I love my family and friends. ~ Sergio Garcia

Grandpa and his intelligence


IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling.

I’m not sure the IRS finds… that believable.’

I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,’ says Grandpa. ‘How about a demonstration?’

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, ‘Okay. Go ahead.’

Grandpa says, ‘I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.’

The auditor thinks a moment and says, ‘It’s a bet.’

Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it.