Mom Knows Everything



A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious…

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom’s thoughts, his son volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.”

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

He said, “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.”

He sat down and wrote:

Married or not you should read this



Married or not you should read this...

“When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.

Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?

I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn’t talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn’t love her anymore. I just pitied her!

A husband sent a text to his wife at night, he didn't get reply from wife, what he has done is ...


Husband sent a text to his wife at night,

“Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty
clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I
return.”

but there is no reply…..

He sent another text,
“And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my
salary
at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car”
this time ,
She text back, “OMG really?”

Husband replied, :
“No I just wanted to make sure you got my first
message”