Divorced Woman Revenge – Joke

A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly screwed she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lamp washing up onshore.

She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical genie!!

The genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles to him. As a consolation, the genie informs that he will give her three wishes. But, he cautions her that because he does not believe in divorce, he will give her ex-husband ten times the amount of whatever she wishes.

21 Truths About Depression No One Really Talks About

This topic makes people uncomfortable, but it shouldn’t. One in five Americans will be depressed at least once in their lifetime.

1. Depressed people do not cry constantly.

Depressed people don’t always appear sad and often keep intrusive thoughts to themselves.

2. Having “good” days doesn’t help.

Taking a depressed loved one on a trip will not cure their depression.

3. Failure is not the cause.

Failure is not the main cause of this illness. Many suffering from this illness may have inherited a genetic predisposition.

Husband Attempts To Make Fun Of Wife’s Weight. But Her Response Is GENIUS.

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. 

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 

'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied with a snicker...'It's not talcum powder It's 'Miracle Grow'