Sometimes you just have to erase the messages, delete the numbers and move on. You dont have to forget who that person was to you but you just have to accept that they arent the same person anymore.
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Accept! They aren’t that person anymore
Sometimes you just have to erase the messages, delete the numbers and move on. You dont have to forget who that person was to you but you just have to accept that they arent the same person anymore.
Unexpected Funny Ending
Fat man saw an ad: "lose 5kg in a week" in a newspaper.
He calls the company & lady says be ready tomorrow at 6am.
The next morning he opens the door & finds a hot babe with just shoes, undergarments & shirt saying: "you catch me u f**k me!" & the girl starts running.
He starts running but doesn't catch her.
During the whole week he tried to catch her but couldn't.
However he loses 5 kg.
He then asks for the 10kg program.
Next morning at 6 he opens the door and sees an even hotter babe in shoes, thong & a shirt
saying: "You catch me You f**k me".
He loses 10 kg that week.
So he thought this program is awesome!
Lets try the 25 kg! So he asked for the 25 kg but the lady said "Are Youu sure? its really tough".
He said "YES!"
Next day at 6 he opens the door, he finds a gay in just underwear saying..
"If I catch u, I will f**k u.."
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