Why do you love me?

Lady: Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?

Man : I can’t tell you the reason. But I really like you…

Lady : You can’t even tell me the reason… How can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?

Man : I really don’t know the reason, but I can prove that I love you.

Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend’s boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!

Man : Ok.. Ok! Erm…

Because you are beautiful,

Because your voice is sweet,

Because you are caring,

Because you are loving,

Because you are thoughtful,

Because of your smile,

The lady felt very satisfied with the man’s answer.

Unfortunately a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and went into a coma.The Guy placed a letter by her side as follows.

Darling,

I love you because of your sweet voice. However, can you talk now? No! Therefore I cannot love you.

I like you because of your care and concern for me.However, now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you.

I love you because of your smile However, can you smile now? Can you move? No, therefore, I cannot love you.

If love needs a reason, like now, there is no reason for me to love you anymore. Does love need a reason? NO! Therefore, I still love you. And love doesn’t need a reason

With love always,

Forever yours

Funny Husband and Wife

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".

"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have been released today if I went to the jail!!"