15 Ways To Keep A Relationship Working (advice)


15 Ways To Keep A Relationship Working (advice)

1. Love each other
2. Don't lie
3. Keep communication open
4. Stay sweet
5. When you get hurt just forgive and forget
6. Never talk about break-ups
7. Never say it's okay even when it's not
8. Forget about "pride"
9. If you say sorry mean it
10. Don't compare your past with your present
11. Don't talk about your stupid ex's
12. Give and take process
13. Beware of his/her feelings
14. When you had a fight, don't let the day pass
15. Don't be the perfect one, be the right one.

Customer Complaints


Customer Complaints
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm, while waiting for a train.
A woman upon seeing those 2 cute babies asked the man, “Aren’t they cute, what are their names?”
The man giving the lady an angry look replied, “I don’t know.”
The lady then asked, Are they boys or girls?”
The man looking angrier than before replied “I don’t know.”
The woman then started to scold the man, “What kind of a father are you?”.
The man replied, “I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are the 2 complaints that I am taking back to my company.”