Presentation Does Matter.. No Matter What The Reality Is

Women chatting in office..

Woman 1:" I had a fine evening, how was yours.. ??

Woman 2:" It was a disaster.. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes and fell a sleep.. How was yours.. ??

Woman 1:" Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner.. After dinner we walked for an hour.. When we came home he lit the candles around the house..It was like a fairy tale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work..

Husband 1:" How was your evening.. ??

Husband 2:" Great.. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. What about you ??

Horror Question

WIFE: Sweetie, how many women have you

slept with after we got married?

HUSBAND: (Quiet)

WIFE: (10 minutes later) Sweetie, I asked you a

question!

HUSBAND: (Quiet)

WIFE: (15 minutes later) Are you afraid to tell me

the truth?

HUSBAND: Will you just keep quiet and let me

finish counting.....

The Wife fainted....

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.(silence)

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. (Three minutes later)

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. (Loud bang)

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. (The end!)