Polish Man Married A Canadian Girl

Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so, and although his English was far from perfect, the couple got on very well. One day, though, he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked if he could arrange a divorce for him, “Very quick”!
The lawyer explained that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked these questions:
LAWYER: “Have you any grounds?”

POLE: An acre and half, and a nice 3 bedroom house.
LAWYER: “No, I mean what is the foundation of the case?”

POLE: “It is made of concrete, bricks & mortar.”
LAWYER: Does either of you have a real grudge?”

POLE: No, We have a carport and don’t need a grudge.
LAWYER: “I mean, what are your relations like?”

POLE: “All my relations live in Poland.”
LAWYER: “Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”

POLE: “Yes, we have hi-fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound.
LAWYER: “No, I mean does your wife beat you up?”

POLE: “No, I’m always up before her.”
LAWYER: “Why do you want this divorce?”

POLE: “She going to kill me!”
LAWYER: “What makes you think that?”

Pay Attention To Her!

Pay Attention To Her! 

When a woman is “tripping” she cares. When a woman is “mad” she believed in you and you let her down. When she’s “asking questions” she is trying to gain clarity. When she’s quiet and letting things “slide” she is giving up. And when she’s not doing any of the above just know you lost a good woman.

A pretty face gets old. A nice body will change. But a good woman will always b a good woman.

A GOOD WOMAN can only take so much. Don't underestimate her desire be happy even if it means moving on without you.

A real woman doesn't hate on another woman. She gives props and compliments instead of insults.