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Best divorce letter ever!

Dear Wife,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favourite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me any more; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me any more; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favourite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.

Always love your Father

Always love your Father, understand his efforts and sacrifices.

“Dad my love for you is not like now and then, it’s a love without end.”

“Dear dad, every time I whine for not having something I want I just look at your picture to realize that I actually have everything I could ever ask for.”

“Dad, even a fleeting memory of your loving smile is enough to light up my darkest days. I love you.”

“Dads are the most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventures, story-tellers and singers of song.”

“My dad is a man like no other. He gave me life, nurtured me, taught me, dresses me, fought for me held me, shouted at me, kissed me, but most importantly loved me unconditionally.”

Dad, Your love is everything for me, and you encourage me in every situation. You hug me even if I do something wrong, You smile at me even if I lie to you, You are always there for me no matter what happens. I love you, daddy.

I do not know that what type of love it is that you have for us, love that makes you hug me when I am sad. I love you, dad.

I Love You, Daddy. You are like a magnet for me who has attracted me towards the right and repelled me from what is wrong.

You are the best dad in the world. You got me everything that i ever thought about, you gave me everything when I was nothing. I wish to return all those by achieving all the goals that you want me to achieve. I love you, dad.

I will try hard to become the best child in this world because you are the best dad in this world and you do not deserve less than it. I love you, dad.