An Old Lady Tells The Doctor About Her Gas Problem. His Solution Was Brilliant.

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says :

“Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much.

My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office.

You didn’t know I was farting because they don’t smell and are silent.

The doctor says,”I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week.”

The next week the lady comes back.

“Doctor,”she says,”I don’t know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts…although still silent…stink terribly.”

The doctor says,”Good !!! Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”:)

15 Secrets For Creating Meaningful Relationships

In today’s fast paced world of OkCupid, Grindr, Tinder, and tons of other apps, it can hard to find meaningful relationships with people. Relationships can be fickle and come with no warranties, so it’s important that we learn to make the most of them and make them as meaningful as possible. Here are 15 tips:

1. Don’t sacrifice who you are. Be yourself. If you pretend to be someone else, you’re building a relationship on lies.

2. Don’t let other people tell you how to feel. You’re smart enough to know how you feel.

3. Accept that others make mistakes. You will too.

4. Don’t let yourself suffer. Suffering is a choice.

5. Don’t try to change your partner. It won’t work unless they want to change.

6. You see others the same way you see yourself. Recognize they’re your flaws, not anyone else’s.

A Real Relationship

A real relationship is the one where your love for your partner is much higher than your ego. Where your understanding of each other’s feelings is greater than your conflicts. Where your emotional bonding is so strong that the fights cannot survive for longer than a few minutes. Where there is so much intimacy, honesty and freedom that there is no room jealousy. Where you respect each others personal space and where there no space for a third person to come in between. A real relationship is the one where you treasure and treat each others heart as your own. A real relationship is not a struggle for control, domination or power. It is a struggle for making your bond stronger and stronger each day with more love, peace and harmony. A real relationship is where both partners get inner peace just by being with each other and where all their conflicts and fights end up in each others arms….Aarti Khurana