A Mother and Her Married Daughters Humor

A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their love lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how they felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but “Nescafe.” Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: “Good till the last drop.” Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: “Benson & Hedges.” Mom now knew to go straight to her husband’s cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: “Extra Long. King Size.” She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

A Perfect Person.

A man and his girlfriend were married. It was a large celebration.

All of their friends and family came to see the lovely ceremony. The bride was gorgeous in her white wedding gown and the groom was very dashing in his black suit.

Everyone could tell that the love they had for each other was true.

A few months later, the wife comes to the husband with a proposal: 

“I read in a magazine, a while ago, about how we can strengthen our marriage.” she offered. “Each of us will write a list of the things that we find a bit annoying with the other person. Then, we can talk about how we can fix them together and make our lives happier together.”

 The husband agreed, so each of them went to a separate room 

in the house and thought of the things that annoyed them about the other. 

They thought about this question for the rest of the day and wrote down what they came up with.

 The next morning, at the breakfast table, they decided that they would go over their lists. 

“I’ll start,” offered the wife. She took out her list.

The hardest test in life

The hardest test in life is having the the patience to wait for the right moment ...

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. ~ Soren Kierkegaard

The most important thing is to enjoy your life - to be happy - it's all that matters. ~ Audrey Hepburn

Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too. ~ Will Smith