Men Will Be Men


One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class...

Teacher : What kind of wife would you like Johnny?

Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon...
Teacher : Wow !! What a choice...

Do you want her to be cool & calm like the moon?
Johnny : No, no...

Teacher: Oh so you want her to be round and white?
Johnny: No, no...

Teacher: Oh, so you want her to be fair and beautiful like the moon?
Johnny: No, no...

I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning...!!!

Men will be men ..

Funny Fight between Husband & Wife


Husband: Can I hug you?

wife: No!

Husband: I will buy you Jewelery! ...

wife: No!

Husband: I will buy you a car!

Wife: Still NO.

Husband: I will take you to world trip.

wife: Still NO.

After listening all this, their kid woke up and said, "Daddy! u can kiss me, but just buy me a
bicycle please"

After A Fight...

17 Inspiring Life Lessons That Confucius Can Teach Us


All very important reasons to keep your mind and heart open. There’s always more than one perspective. So to you can learn from Confucius and his many words of wisdom.

1.“Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.”

2.“The Superior Man is aware of Righteousness, the inferior man is aware of advantage.”

3. “When you see a worthy person, endeavor to emulate him. When you see an unworthy person, then examine your inner self.” 

4. “By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.” 

5. “Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished.”

6. “Never impose on others what you would not choose for yourself.”

7. “To see and listen to the wicked is already the beginning of wickedness.”

8. “To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.”