12 signs that proves you are in love

1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.....

2. You'll do anything for him/her...

3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think about them..

4. You'll get high just by their smell...

5. He/She becomes all you think about

6. You'll start listening to SLOW songs.

7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other people around you...you can only see that person...

Who Are The Real Robbers?

During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.”

“Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!”

“This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.”

The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!”

You can’t hide the real face from a women

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

Husband: No…

Wife: Why not? Don’t you like being married?

Husband: Of course I do.

Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?

Husband: Ok, ok, I’d get married again…

Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife…?

Husband: Yes, it’s a great house.