Height Of Misunderstanding

Mr. Padro comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: “I have great news… I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going to have a baby!”

The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can’t tell anybody.”

The next day, Mrs. Padro receives a telephone call from Gas & Energy Co. because the electricity bill has not been paid.

” Am I speaking to Mrs. Padro? ”

“Yes… speaking”

Gas & Energy Co. guy, “You’re a month overdue, you know!”

“How do YOU know?” stammers the young woman.

“Well, ma’am, it’s in our files!” says the Gas & Enrgy Co. guy.

“What are you saying? It’s in your files… HOW ???”

The Best Form Of Stress Relief Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Aries

Rams are busy people, often trying to live life to the fullest. Often times, you're so energetic that you blow right through the week and don't enjoy the little things. When you're stressed out, take a day off. Go out and enjoy nature. Pamper yourself a little. Just slow down.

Taurus

Taurus are hard workers that take failure very personally. Recognize that everyone fails from time to time and that it doesn't signify incompetence. When you're stressed out, go easier on yourself. Take a break from work. Meditate. Spend some time considering your options.

What A Loyal Wife

There was a C.A., who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife…

‘When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.’

And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart. He died soon.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there,dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket.

The obdient wife said, ‘Wait just a moment!’