What Would You Do If I Died?

WIFE: What would you do if i died? Would you get married again?

Husband: No…

Wife- Why not? Don’t you like being married?

Husband: Of course I do.

Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?

Husband: Ok, ok, I’d get married again…

Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife…?

Husband: Yes, it’s a great house.

Wife: Would you let her drive my car ?

Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear .

Wife: Would you give her my Jewelry?

What’s A Healthy Relationship?

True friendship is letting those around you not only”be themselves” but “be their best”.

A healthy relationship is one where two independent people just make a deal that they will help make the other person the best version of themselves.

Installing A Husband

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled another valuable program, Romance 9.5.

And then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

What can I do?