Presentation Does Matter.. No Matter What The Reality Is

Women chatting in office..

Woman 1:" I had a fine evening, how was yours.. ??

Woman 2:" It was a disaster.. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes and fell a sleep.. How was yours.. ??

Woman 1:" Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner.. After dinner we walked for an hour.. When we came home he lit the candles around the house..It was like a fairy tale!

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work..

Husband 1:" How was your evening.. ??

Husband 2:" Great.. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. What about you ??

Horror Question

WIFE: Sweetie, how many women have you

slept with after we got married?

HUSBAND: (Quiet)

WIFE: (10 minutes later) Sweetie, I asked you a

question!

HUSBAND: (Quiet)

WIFE: (15 minutes later) Are you afraid to tell me

the truth?

HUSBAND: Will you just keep quiet and let me

finish counting.....

The Wife fainted....

.

.

.(silence)

.

.

. (Three minutes later)

.

.

. (Loud bang)

.

.

. (The end!)

Mom Is Shocked What Her Son Learned In Math Class Until His Teacher Hilariously Explains The Reason

“Little Billy was at ­home doing his math homework. He said to himself, ‘Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine.’

“In that moment, his mother comes in and hears what he is saying. ‘Billy, what are you doing? Why are you saying that?’

“Little Billy answered, ‘I’m doing my math homework, Mom.’ She said, ‘And is that what your teacher taught you?’ He replied, ‘Yes.’”

“The next day, the mother, worried about the education her son is receiving, goes to Little Billy’s school to talk to the teacher. The mother said to his math teacher, ‘I would like to know what you are teaching my son in math?’”

“The teacher replied, ‘Right now, we are learning addition problems.’ Billy’s mother asked, ‘And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?’ When the teacher stopped laughing she replied…”

“‘Not at all! What I taught them was two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH IS four.’”

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