Congratulations! You’re the father of triples

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”

“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”

A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”

“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”

A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”

“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”

The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.

“I work for 7 Up!”

This Recipe Will Easily Clear Your Lungs In 3 Days, Even If You Smoke More Than 5 Years.

No matter how aware people are of the harmful ingredients in cigarettes and how they are the number 1 cause of lung cancer, they still can’t quit smoking. Well if you recognize yourself in the sentence above, the least you can do is clean your lungs of nicotine and tar build up and decrease your risk of infections.

The same goes for “non-smokers” who have given up cigarettes recently.

Smokers who are looking for a way to eliminate these compounds from their lungs fill find this article very helpful. First and foremost, if you are currently a smoker, give it up as soon as possible. This is really important because nicotine and tobacco affect your lungs and you are about to suffer irreparable damage to your health.

While there is no magic formula that will clean the respiratory system of nicotine, tar and other harmful ingredients of cigarettes, certain foods can help to clear the lungs.

The following remedy is extremely effective and all-natural way to cleanse your lungs. The best part about it is that it consists of only three simple ingredients.

INGREDIENTS:

• 1 liter water
• 400 grams onion
• 400 grams honey
• 2 teaspoons turmeric
• Ginger root ( an inch)

PREPARATION:

• Boil the water sugar. If you have chosen honey, make sure you add it at the end.
• Chop your onions and grate the ginger root. Add both of them to the mixture.
• Once the mixture boils again, add turmeric powder and reduce the heat to low.
• Simmer the mixture until it reduces by half. Then remove the pot off the heat, strain the liquid and transfer the content into a jar.
• Let the mixture cool off completely.
• Store the jar in the fridge.

USAGE:

Take this remedy twice a day – in the morning, on an empty stomach, and after your late-night snack or dinner.

Take 2 tablespoons each time.

HEALTH BENEFITS OF THIS REMEDY:

Onion, similar to garlic, is a good lung cleaner. Onions can be of great help to prevent many diseases, including lung infections. In the case of people who already have cancer, it prevents the growth of new cells.

Ginger as a natural medicine and food helps to defend against malignant diseases. This is another strong tool to relieve you from the toxins in your lungs. You can consume ginger root tea because it facilitates breathing. Also, you can eat a piece of ginger with a meal.

Turmeric is known for its antiseptic, anti-viral, and anti-bacterial properties. Moreover, it prevents inflammation and it cleanses the blood.

A Millionaire & Three Beggars - An Inspiring Story

There was a good-natured millionaire in the town. Three beggars thought of approaching him for help. The first man went to the millionaire and said: "O Lord! I want five rupees. Please give me." The millionaire was taken aback at this man's impudence. "What! You demand five rupees from me as though I owe you the money! How dare you? How can I afford to give five rupees to a single beggar? Here, take these two rupees and get away," he said. 

The man went away with the two rupees.

The next beggar went to the millionaire and said: "Oh Lord! I have not taken a square meal for the past ten days. Please help me." "How much do you want?" asked the millionaire.

"Whatever you give me, Maharaj," replied the beggar.

"Here, take this ten rupee note. You can have nice food for at least three days." The beggar walked away with the ten rupee note.

The third beggar came. "Oh Lord, I have heard about your noble qualities. Therefore, I have come to see you. Men of such charitable disposition are verily the manifestations of God on earth," he said.

"Please sit down," said the millionaire. "You appear to be tired. Please take this food," he said, and offered food to the beggar. "Now please tell me what I can do for you."

"Oh Lord," replied the beggar; "I merely came to meet such a noble personage that you are. You have given me this rich food already. What more need I get from you? You have already shown extraordinary kindness towards me. May God bless you!"

But the millionaire, struck by the beggar's spirit, begged of the beggar to remain with him, built a decent house for him in his own compound, and looked after him for the rest of his life.

God is like this good millionaire. Three classes of people approach Him, with three different desires and prayers.

There is the greedy man full of vanity, full of arrogance, full of desires. He demands the objects of worldly enjoyment from God. Since this man, whatever be his vile desires, has had the good sense to approach God, He grants him some part of the desired objects (even these very soon pass away, just as the two rupees the first beggar got are spent before nightfall).

The other type of devotee prays to the Lord for relief from the sufferings of the world, but is better than the first one, in as much as he is ready to abide by His Will. To him the Lord grants full relief from suffering, and bestows on him much wealth and property.

The third type he merely prays to the Lord: "O Lord, Thou art Existence-Absolute, Knowledge-Absolute, Bliss-Absolute, etc., etc." What does he want? Nothing. But the Lord is highly pleased with his spirit of renunciation, of desirelessness and of self-surrender. Therefore, He makes him eat His own food, I.e., He grants this man Supreme Devotion to Himself. Over and above this, He makes the devotee to live in His own House For ever afterwards this devotee dwells in the Lord's Abode as a Liberated Sage.