Why Women Are Special ..(Read this complete )

Husband & Wife were watching TV when Wife said, "I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed." 

She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches. 

Rinsed out the bowls, took vegetable out of the freezer for morning, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning.

She then ironed a shirt and secured a loose button.

She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer.

Naughty Joke :P

Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl.

Father : That's great son. Who is she?

Son : It's Sandra, the neighbours  daughter.

Father : Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.

The boy is naturally bummed out; but a couple of months later :

Son : Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!

Father : That's great son. Who is she?

5 Reasons Why Curvy Women Make the Best Lovers

Curvy girls may not be the reigning beauty queens on today’s high fashion catwalks, but look into men’s boudoirs and you will find a whole different kind of truth emerging. There is a whole host of reasons why curvy women make the best lovers, some of which are biological, some social, some based on current standards of female beauty and some simply personal male preference.

Here, we look at the top five reasons for choosing a curvy woman to warm your bed:

Reason #1: Her body is made for holding.
Have you ever struggled to hold on to a skinny woman in bed? In fact, with the lights out, it can be hard to feel your way to much of anything at all! But curvy women have all the telltale markers you need for cuddling and more – lights not required.

Reason #2: Her gene pool is better.
If making little yous is on your mind, you definitely want to choose the mate with the best DNA. When science looks at the reason why men as a whole prefer a curvier shape, it all goes back to health and passing on the gene pool. Curvy boobs and butts also point to more omega-3 fatty acids, which are essential for strong development of brains and bones.