Subject: Simple maths?
Makes sense to me!
2+2+2=7
Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? …
Johnny: Seven
Teacher: No, listen carefully… If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently.If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?
Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?
Johnny: Seven!!!
A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from ?!?!?
Avery angry Johnny: Because,…. I’ve already got a f***ing cat