Son: if I fail?
Dad: Then I will Present 10 Cycles
Dad: To Open a Cycle Shop..
After Exam Result
Dad: What's your Grade, son?
Son: Under water, Dad.
Dad: Under water? What do You mean?
Son: They're below C level.
Dad: whenever I beat you, you don't get annoyed, how you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning the toilet. Sitting with your toothbrush
Dad: Whom You like more Mom or Dad?
Dad: No tell me 1?
Dad: If I go to America & Your mother go to Paris Where will you go?
Dad: It means that you like your Mom?
Son: No, because Paris is beautiful than America
Dad: If I go to Paris & your Mom goes to America , so Where will you go?
Son: I've seen Paris with my Mom, Daddy....
Dad : shocks....
Son : rocks.....