Funny Fight between Husband & Wife

Husband: Can I hug you?

wife: No!

Husband: I will buy you jewelry! ...

wife: No!

Husband: I will buy you a car!

Wife: Still NO.

Husband: I will take you to world trip.

wife: Still NO.

After listening all this, their kid woke up and said, "Daddy! u can kiss me, but just buy me a
bicycle please"

After A Fight...

Wife to Husband: I was Mad, Fool and Rubbish that I married you

Husband Said: Yes dear but I was in love, I didn't notice.

Your mother, your first home.

Your Mother is always with you. She’s the whisper of the leaves as you walk down the street, she’s the smell of certain foods you remember, flowers you pick, the fragrance of life itself. She’s the cool hand on your brow when you’re not feeling well, she’s your breath in the air on a cold winter’s day. She is the sound of the rain that lulls you to sleep, the colors of a rainbow, she is Christmas morning. Your mother lives inside your laughter. She’s the place you came from, your first home, and she’s the map you follow with every step you take. She’s your first love, your first friend, even your first enemy, but nothing on earth can separate you. Not time, not space, not even death.