Blonde’s Shopping

A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain.

“I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman.

“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, “I would like to buy this TV.”

“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.

“Darn, he recognized me,” she thought.

Kisses as monthly pay

Kisses as monthly pay

A Husband working in some other city wrote to his wife in his home town.

Dear Darling,

I can’t send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company’s performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this situation.

Your loving husband,