What Your Parents Do – Little Johnny

The teacher in Johnny’s school asked the class what their parents did for a living.

“Mary, what does your parents do?”

Little Mary replied, “My dad is a lawyer and my mummy is a nurse.”

“That’s very nice,” said the teacher. “Robert, what do your parents do?”

Robert proudly exclaimed, “My dad is a policeman and my mom is a teacher!”

“That’s very nice,” said the teacher, “Johnny, what do your parents do?”

He stood up and pronounced, “My dad’s dead and my mom’s a hooker.”

Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the principal’s office. 15 minutes later, he returned.

“Did you tell the principal what you said in class?” asked the teacher.

Johnny replied, “Yes, he said that in our economy every job is important, gave me a chocolate and asked for my phone number.”

Here Are 11 Little Known Facts About Left-Handed People. The Last One Surprised Me!

Are you left-handed? Do you know a lefty? I'm right-handed and, like most people, have no trouble living in this right-handed society. Many lefties struggle though. The world just wasn't made by them for them. Yet there are some interesting facts to know about lefties...

1. Left-handed people are able to see underwater better than their right-handed counterparts.

2. Osama bin Laden, Jack the Ripper and The Boston Strangler were all left-handed.

3. The left-handed are more likely to suffer insomnia.

4. The longest words that can be typed using just the left  hand are sweater, dresses, tesserae, and decades.

5. Lefties have worse asthma and allergies than right-handed people.

6. 30 million Americans are left-handed.