A man at work calls home and his 8 years old daughter picks the phone:
“Hi honey,this is daddy.Is mommy near the phone?”
“No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” The little girl quipped.
“After a brief pause daddy says,“But honey you haven’t got an uncle Paul!”
“Oh yes I do,and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now.”
Brief pause,“Uh okay then,this is what I want you to do:put the phone down on the table,run upstairs,knock on the bedroom door,and shout to mommy that daddy’s car has just arrived at the gate.”
“Ok daddy just a minute....”
A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, “Done it daddy.
”"What happened honey?”