Man Asked His Wife If She Had Ever Been Unfaithful. But He Never Expected Her To Say This

“Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there’s something I have to know.
In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?”

Martha replied, “Well Henry, I have to be honest with you.. Yes, I’ve been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason.”

Henry was obviously hurt by his wife’s confession, but said, “I never suspected Can you tell me what you mean by ‘good reasons’?”

Martha said, “The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn’t pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?”

Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, “I can forgive you for that.. You saved our home, but what about the second time?”

Martha asked, “And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn’t have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge.”

“I recall that,” said Henry. “And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time.”

“All right,” Martha said. “Do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?”

Henry fainted…

The Most Common Intimacy Issues Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Aries

Aries wants to have it their way. You enjoy doing things on your own and don't fear not having a relationship. Practicing give and take is important for your overall love life. It's important to be willing to give a little bit.

Taurus

Taurus is quick to make a commitment, often not taking the needed time to properly vet and get to know their partner. You tend to want things to stay the same forever and, when that doesn't work out, you find yourself in a rut. Be willing to make changes.

Gemini

Gemini is least comfortable settling down, and you often simply can't commit. Try investing yourself deeply into your partner. Don't feel like you have to hide your dark twin.

Cancer

Cancer refuses to expose its soft underbelly, preferring its hard, crabby shell protect it at all times. Allow you to be exposed to your lover's mercy. Allow others to nurture you. Don't nurture others exclusively.

Leo

Leo has a hard time letting go of control. You want to be in charge at all times. Your greatest barrier to intimacy is not being able to share power in the relationship.

Virgo

Virgo has the hardest time trusting and feeling worthy. These are the roots of your intimacy issues. Understand that everyone has imperfections and a few trust issues now and then. Don't let it derail you.

Libra

Libra is a well organized and balanced person. You keep people feeling comfortable. You tend to be carefree and, perhaps, blasé when you shouldn't be. Be more decisive in your life. Believe in yourself.

Scorpio

People are often threatened by Scorpio, which is your greatest obstacle to closeness. You don't avoid intimacy, but you have trouble attracting it. Consider your intensity and bluntness a great feature for some parts of life, but perhaps not romance.