Where do we come from?

A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?”

The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made..”

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.”

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, “Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?”

The mother answered, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.”

I will simply say ...

If Someone ask Me who is your Best Friend ?

I will simply say ...

'' Someone who'll never avoid Me just because of someone else''.

Motivate yourself ~ Share & Inspire Others!

Naughty Jokes

A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they’re just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation…

(She is speaking in a cheery voice) ‘Hello? Oh, hi. I’m so glad that you called. Really? That’s wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye bye.’

She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, ‘Who was that?’

‘Oh’ she replies, ‘That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he’s having on his fishing trip with you.’:P