You Will Miss Me.

One day you are going to miss my boring texts, my random calls, my silly questions. You will miss my fights, my mood swings, my arguments . You will miss my hugs, my kisses and my cuddles.You are going to miss my jealousy, my possessiveness and my insecurities.You will miss my chasing you, my annoying you and my irritating you. You will miss my laughter, my tears, my confessions and my innocent talks. But most of all you will miss me for the way I loved you and cared for you… Aarti Khurana 

Public Toilet (very funny)

Public Toilet (very funny) 

I was in a public toilet and had just sat down, when I heard a voice from the next cubicle, 

he said  “Hi!, how are you?” 

Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine”. 

The voice said “So what are you up to?”. 

I said, “Just doing the same as you, sitting here!”. 

From next door, “Can I come over?”. 

Annoyed, I said, "rather busy right now”. 

The voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot next door answering all my questions" 

Every woman’s heart has different instructions

Every woman's heart has different instructions. They are written through her eyes, in her smile, through her actions and in her tears. She just has to find someone who cares enough to read them.

A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt

The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mode but the true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives the passion that she shows. The beauty of a woman grows with the passing years. ~ Audrey Hepburn

Every being, man, woman and child have things to say and won’t bring up the best in them only when appreciated. Give love to everybody, one day it will be your turn. There is a chinese proverb which says, “Keep A Green Tree In Your Heart And Perhaps A Singing Bird Will Come”. ~ Karima Maach 

When a woman is “tripping” she cares. When a woman is “mad” she believed in you and you let her down. When she’s “asking questions” she is trying to gain clarity. When she’s quiet and letting things “slide” she is giving up. And when she’s not doing any of the above just know you lost a good woman.