Funny Fight between Husband & Wife


Husband: Can I hug you?

wife: No!

Husband: I will buy you jewelry! ...

wife: No!

Husband: I will buy you a car!

Wife: Still NO.

Husband: I will take you to world trip.

wife: Still NO.

After listening all this, their kid woke up and said, "Daddy! u can kiss me, but just buy me a
bicycle please"

After A Fight...

Wife to Husband: I was Mad, Fool and Rubbish that I married you

Husband Said: Yes dear but I was in love, I didn't notice.

Your mother, your first home.



Your Mother is always with you. She’s the whisper of the leaves as you walk down the street, she’s the smell of certain foods you remember, flowers you pick, the fragrance of life itself. She’s the cool hand on your brow when you’re not feeling well, she’s your breath in the air on a cold winter’s day. She is the sound of the rain that lulls you to sleep, the colors of a rainbow, she is Christmas morning. Your mother lives inside your laughter. She’s the place you came from, your first home, and she’s the map you follow with every step you take. She’s your first love, your first friend, even your first enemy, but nothing on earth can separate you. Not time, not space, not even death.

If you ever fall in love


"If you ever fall in love, fall in love with someone who wants to know your favorite color and just how you like your coffee. Fall in love with someone who loves the way you laugh and would do absolutely anything to hear it. Fall in love with someone who puts their head on your chest just to hear your heart beat. Fall in love with someone who kisses you in public and is proud to show you off to anyone they know. Fall in love with someone who makes you question why you were afraid to fall in love in the first place. Fall in love with someone who would never ever want to hurt you. Fall in love with someone who falls in love with your flaws and thinks you are perfect just the way you are. Fall in love with someone who thinks that you are the ONE they would love to wake up to each day."