Smart And Intelligent Wife


A married couple is travelling by car from California to New York.

Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room. But, they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.

When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk handed them a bill for $350.00.

The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He told the clerk although it’s a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren’t worth $350.00 for four hours. Then the clerk tells him that $350.00 is the ‘standard rate’. He insisted on speaking to the Manager.

When you have someone in your Heart


It hurts when you have someone in your heart and can't have them in your arms.

If you can’t have his heart and mind with you and only your arms, he isn’t meant for you. That is if his heart and mind belongs to another. There is someone out there who is waiting to give you his heart and receive yours. Don’t waste your time in something less than what you deserve. God may be waiting for you to let go of this person so you can be ready to welcome your true love with open arms.~ Diane Nolasco 

Funny Difference between Wife & Girlfriend


Difference between Wife & Girlfriend

Wife is like a TV &
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.
At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your MOBILE.

Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time you play with your MOBILE.

TV is free for life,
but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky & most of the time old.
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy & very portable.

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high & demanding.

TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't.

Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (you talk & listen) but
with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)

Last but not least..
TV's don't have viruses, but MOBILE's often do...
Take Care.

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