Wife Or Wifi ( Naughty Joke )

A man received message from his neighbor.

Sorry sir I am using your wife.

I am using day and night. I am using when you are not present at home.

In fact I am using more than you are using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.

Hope you will accept my sincere apologies.

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.

Few minutes later he received another massage.

Sorry Sir spelling / auto correct mistake …it’s not wife but WIFI.

If you love her

If you love her, never fill her ears with lies, her mouth with words, her eyes with tears, her mind with confusion and her heart with pain.

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're yours; if they don't they never were. ~ Richard Bach

If you love someone who is ruining his or her life because of faulty thinking, and you don't do anything about it because you are afraid of what others might think, it would seem that rather than being loving, you are in fact being heartless. ~ William Wilberforce

If we date

If we date I don't want your passwords, or your phone. I just want the truth if I ask you about something.

Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings.

Cheap Hearts can be bought with money and lies but the best Heart deserves nothing but Truth and Love.

There's a big difference between: I'm happy with you & I'm happy for You.