Wife Or Wifi ( Naughty Joke )

A man received message from his neighbor.

Sorry sir I am using your wife.

I am using day and night. I am using when you are not present at home.

In fact I am using more than you are using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt.

Hope you will accept my sincere apologies.

Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.

Few minutes later he received another massage.

Sorry Sir spelling / auto correct mistake …it’s not wife but WIFI.