A lady went to store to buy a parrot

A lady went to store to buy a parrot and asked the sale’s man, “what’s so special about the parrot ?”

Sale’s man says the parrot can talk.

So the lady asks the parrot, “how do I look ?”

The parrot replied “you look like a prostitute!”

The lady got pissed off, and tells the sale’s man that it’s a very rude parrot and she cannot buy it.

When Man Needs A Woman

Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess. Because just like a game of chess, the Queen protects a King.

Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really wants to do-fall in love with men who are weak and irresponsible. ~ Richard J. Needham

A GOOD WOMAN can only take so much. Don't underestimate her desire be happy even if it means moving on without you.

Men will NEVER learn

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.

It's a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving.

Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says;

“So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.

Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.

This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!