A Night In The Bar

A NIGHT IN THE BAR:

Bartender:

Who Are You? I’ve never seen you before…

Man: Yeah! I just lost my job and came here for a drink

…

Bartender: What kind of Job?

Man: Well. I am a Consultant.

Bartender: Whats that?

Man: Its a logical thinker.

Bartender: Logical Think, what?

Man: Let me explain it with an Example.

Do you have a dog?

Bartender: Yes!

A Mum's Heart ~ Awesome Story

A 16 year old boy asks his Mum: "Mum, what are you going to get me for my 18th birthday ??

The Mother answers, "son that's still a long way"

The boy turns 17 & one day and he faints. His Mum takes him to the hospital & the doctor said "Madam your child has a bad heart".

The child On the stretcher Says, "did he tell you I'm going to die?" "Mum Starts crying". The boy finally recovers on his 18th Birthday, he comes home& on his bed was a letter his mum had left him.

The letter said "Son if you are reading this its because everything went well. Remember the day you asked me what was i giving you on your 18th birthday & didn't know what to Answer you??.

"I gave you my heart" take care of it and happy Birth day Son"

The mother was dead because she had to give up her heart to her son. Nothing is bigger than MOM's Heart...

15 Things A Girl Wants From Her Guy But Won't Ask For

15 things a girl wants from her guy but won't ask for:

1. Good morning/goodnight texts.

2. Pictures taken together.

3. Surprises, especially little ones.

4. Visiting & bringing her favorite food.

5. A hoodie with his scents all over it.

6. Really long hugs.

7. Slow dances.

8. Sincere compliments.

9. Singing her favorite song, even if it's out of tune.

10. A cute stuffed toy to hug when he's not around.

11. Real, deep conversations.

12. Nonsense but funny conversations too.

13. His "gentelmanliness."

14. Comfort and patience when she'sin tears.

15. Telling her how much you love her.