Pregnancy Humor

A young woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus.

When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.

She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.

She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more. She filed a court case on him.

In the court the man’s deference was:-

When the lady boarded the bus I couldn’t help noticing she was pregnant.

She sat under an advertisement, which read “Coming Soon- The unknown boon”

I was even more amused when she then sat under a shaving advertisement, which read:- “Williams stick did the trick”

Then I could not control myself any longer, when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read:- “Dun lop Rubber would have prevented this accident”

The case was dismissed.

The judge fell off his chair laughing.

Have a Hilarious Day.

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3 Reasons Why Eating With Fingers Is Way More Healthier.

In this modern society, eating food with hands can sometimes be perceived as being unhygienic, but you won’t believe that it is even more hygienic and healthier than eating with a spoon or a fork.

Here are the 3 Reasons why eating with hands is way more healthier.

1. VEDIC INTERPRETATION

According to Ayurveda, human body is composed of five elements – air, water, fire, earth and space. An imbalance in any one of these elements can disrupt the immunity system and cause various diseases. Each of our finger is related to one of the five elements. So when we eat food with our hands, we join our thumb and fingers which maintains the balance between these elements and therefore strengthen the immunity system.

2. IMPROVES DIGESTION

According to Ayurveda, the body makes a response to food-touching by producing the required digestive juices and enzymes. All this starts even before the food reaches the lips. The finger tips have millions of nerve endings which get a reading of the texture and temperature of the food. This reading is sent as a signal to the stomach and readies it to generate the necessary digestive juices, which helps in better digestion.